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Reply to Tyranny of Evil - A Metaverse Empire. in Metaverse GalCiv2 Forums

Thank you. Now where's my free senator position? That was the deal, right? You get 666 and you're a senator. Now let's see who'll get reply no. 6666. Only 5998 to go.

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Don't hate me 'cause I'm evil.

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Three tortoises, Mick, Alan and Les, decide to go on a picnic. So Mick packs the picnic basket with drinks and sandwiches. The trouble is the picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them ten days to get there. When they get there Mick unpacks the food and drinks. 'Ok Les give me the bottle opener, 'I didn't bring it' says Les. 'I thought you packed it'. Mick gets worried, he turns to Alan, 'Did you bring the bottle opener?" Naturally Alan didn't bring it. So they're s

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14 things a man can do at the superstore while his wife is taking her time: 01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking. 02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals. 03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet. 04. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone:'Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens. 0

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Rejection Letter The next time you get a rejection letter from a hoped-for employer, just send them the following: Dear [name of the person who signed the rejection letter], Thank you for your letter of [date of the rejection letter]. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me [job title]. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With s

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A man in a hot air balloon, realizing he was lost, reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended further and shouted to the lady "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but Idon't know where I am." The woman below replied,"You're in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above theground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and60 degrees west longitude." "You must be in IT," sai

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Reply to Tyranny of Evil - A Metaverse Empire. in Metaverse GalCiv2 Forums

All's fair when you're evil. ..6

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Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself. ...7

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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. ...8

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[quote]I knew you had more evil inside of you![/quote] Oh, but you did not. Seeing as how important the 666 reply is to you people, taking it away is just... too inviting. So, forgive me, Kryo, for I have spammed. Starting now... 9

Reply to Tyranny of Evil - A Metaverse Empire. in Metaverse GalCiv2 Forums

22... Oh, btw, I'm switching my main metaverse character into the Tyranny so now I will be contributing more then just 11K.

Reply to Detailed Suicide Medium Map DA AAR! in AARs GalCiv2 Forums

Wow, when you said "Detailed", you weren't kidding. One thing I'd like to ask, what was your score for this game?

Reply to Recommendations for Isolationist Race? in Strategies GalCiv2 Forums

I'd suggest keeping approval at 100%. At that approval rate, and at least 6 planets in your empire, you can have 33B people by Dec 2226(DA). More taxpayers means a stronger better and more stable economy. Be sure to rush to Stock Exchanges while still keeping true to the rest of the branches of the tech tree. Another tip, Research is everything early game, if I get Advanced Miniturization, Plasma beams III, Warp Dr. II and Enhanced Logistics by mid year 1(2227), there's not much the AI

Reply to Tyranny of Evil - A Metaverse Empire. in Metaverse GalCiv2 Forums

lol, Where do you come up with these pictures, Motti? 31.

Reply to sorry but the game story has it wrong about Stargate's. in Game Talk GalCiv2 Forums

[quote]If you are a luxury liner you could stick to the gate system and cut down on the expense of the engine and fuel.[/quote] Luxury liners would rather keep to out of the Gate, for business purposes. Besides check the GCII:DL intro, the point about trade between gates. The reason why Stargates are so expensive is the energy they use, their fuel is Hyperfusion. The point is... that Hyperdrive is ten-fold faster then the stargate and a million times cheaper and removes the point where

Reply to Metaverse League Round 5 in Metaverse GalCiv2 Forums

[quote] Also note that besides PlayJeff there are two other people that have a single game posted to the MV that fits the rounds criteria but hasn't yet been submitted to the League (TGE and Berzelius)[/quote] So, we are to assume that they have submitted? Btw, that list [I]is[/I] really helpful. Thanks. :CONGRAT:

Reply to Metaverse League Round 5 in Metaverse GalCiv2 Forums

[quote] Here's my submission for this round. Char: MulletMan Years: 2 Race: Yor Type: Cultural Conquest Points: 8225 Difficulty: Masochistic Submission Date: 1/7/2008 Elwood, What was wrong with the 1 year 11,400 game? [/quote] That was done using the refleeting bug.

Reply to Metaverse League Round 5 in Metaverse GalCiv2 Forums

This is probably a bad move but... here's my submission. Score: 8600 Time: 2 years Difficulty: Suicidal Race: Krynn Consulate Character: Alcadeias MV Submission time: 16th December, 2007 Outcome: Cultural Conquest All settings per se round 5 challenge.

Reply to Tyranny of Evil - A Metaverse Empire. in Metaverse GalCiv2 Forums

The ToE website is down. Oh btw, bring out the confetti, only 46 more to go. Woohoo. :p

Reply to The Hitchhikers of the Galaxy in Metaverse GalCiv2 Forums

We're just not active anymore. I posted a 6 year medium maschistic game worth 35,535 points. Only RedClaw and me are active contributors to the score. I'm kinda thinking of joining the Tyranny of Evil.

Reply to I'm so excited! in GalCiv Journals GalCiv2 Forums

No complaints for me either. Although I can't buy TA yet even if I could I'd still want you guys to take an extra month or ten to make the to-be best expansion of 2008 even better. Besides, when has a delay from stardock not been worth it?

Reply to Of the Altarians in GalCiv Journals GalCiv2 Forums

[quote]Physically, Altarians look identical to humans. They are not, however, humans. They are not genetically compatible and do not share the same DNA. But they are similar enough in DNA to ensure that there is some unknown connection between the two.[/quote] Are you sure? The two Altarians I've seen so far are more human-looking then the human. [quote] The Dread Lords, sure, but their tech is already advanced enough to be indistinguishable from magic.[/quote] Are

Reply to Layman Warmongerer's AAR in AARs GalCiv2 Forums

Nice writeup. I don't think I've ever been that interested in reading the first turn before. Keep going. :CONGRAT:

Reply to sorry but the game story has it wrong about Stargate's. in Game Talk GalCiv2 Forums

[quote]Alpha-Centauri[/quote] I thought Proxima Centauri was the closest. [quote]If FTL communication is possible, then why not FTL travel?[/quote] Communication [I]travels[/I] also. :) The difference is mass. [quote]it should just be a matter of figuring out how to bend it to our will.[/quote] I think I already made the point clear enough before. Look back into this thread's off-topic arguments(it spun off into other threads too :)). If you can find