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Reply to Prayers and Answers in Religion JoeUser Forums

I forfeit. I still can't find the damn thing. Oh well, it'll have to be a professional job anyway. Whatever.

Reply to Prayers and Answers in Religion JoeUser Forums

So it's UNDER the car? Because everything under there looks exactly the same. I saw the oil...and a little box on the frame with some wires sticking out. So, still can't find the dang thing. But I checked with the battery and yup, it's the starter all right.

Reply to Prayers and Answers in Religion JoeUser Forums

Thanks, it does. You...answered...my prayers about my car!!! Haha, there, now it fits. :D I'll go try that out. Thanks, Dude!

Prayers and Answers in Religion JoeUser Forums

Yeah, I just needed all ya'lls to read this. Sorry about the deception. Okay, I need a little help. I have a 1995 Chevy Silverado. It won't start. Started yesterday, won't today. When I turn the key, it clicks. That's all, just a little click. The engine won't even try to turn over. I checked the battery, it's fine, so I think it's the starter. I was told that if you tap

Reply to Oh, crap for brains. in Blogging JoeUser Forums

*sniff* I can't believe Zoo's CATS are more interesting than me. *sniff* I mean, I'm AWESOME! *sniff* It's a pride thing...

Reply to Oh, crap for brains. in Blogging JoeUser Forums

[quote]And drama, I think you definately have a talent for drama.[/quote] What can I say? It's a gift. ;) Haha, yeah, who wants to work for those stupid heads anyway?

Reply to HAPPY BIRTHDAY LITTLE WHIP! in Blog Communities Stardock Forums

Happy birthday, Little Whip!!! Well, tomorrow, anyway. :D I hope that you have everything you wish for when you blow out the candles. :D :D :D Have a fantastically awesome day.

Reply to Zoo's Amazing Animal Feature 6 in Cats JoeUser Forums

[quote]Are there any types of cats that don't shed?[/quote] Hairless cats! I mean, if there are hairless dogs, then it's only fair to have hairless kitties, too. Right? Otherwise that would be rac-no...SPEC...IST! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Reply to Oh, crap for brains. in Blogging JoeUser Forums

[quote]Why do they make it so easy? Why? And on a blog about a job, for goodness sake![/quote] Sicko. Get your mind out of the gutter, perv. ;)

Reply to Oh, crap for brains. in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Thanks. I suck at life. I really wanted it, really, really. Suck. Sucky McSuckington. That's my name. I'm going home on Saturday and I'm-a have a good, long, cleansing cry with Momma.

Reply to Zoo's Amazing Animal Feature 6 in Cats JoeUser Forums

Ew...this conversation is going nowhere quickly... Interesting article, Zoo, though I have to be honest. Cats are my very least favorite animal. Kittens, cute. Then they grow up. Blech.

Reply to Renaissance. in Religion Stardock Forums

Beautifully written, bro. My laundry blog isn't nearly as cool. Sorry about the roommate, I'll kill him for you if you want. ;) Yeah, I know how you feel. Still working on getting over my most recent...you know. Love you, feel better in Spain. If you need someone to talk to, I'm almost always online, as you know.

Oh, crap for brains. in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Oh, well. I didn't get the job. I got my letter earlier, Dear ******, Thank you for applying, we're so impressed with all of our applicants, unfortunately, we can not offer you a job as a resident assistant at this time. Better luck next time. Oh well, I'll get over it. Right? I mean, it's not like I expected to get it, I blew my interview and my former boss gave me a three sentence letter of reccommendation. Meh. </p

Reply to The death of The Prog Geek in Blogging Stardock Forums

Goodbye, Prog Geek, I knew thee...not well, but I liked ya lots!

Reply to What the @#$%%##?? in Business JoeUser Forums

I just showed him. He's upset. Probably he'll smash the computer now, give IT a concussion.

Reply to Why Does She Get All the Stalkers? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I love the ads by Google up at the top. "Are you being Stalked?" right there with, "Angora Sweaters!" Yes!

Reply to Prayer in Religion JoeUser Forums

[quote]Nah...that never ends well, does it? Otherwise all the rape and murder would stop...but you know how it goes.[/quote] *sigh* I know you're antagonistic towards organized religion, Zoo, we ALL know. But let me just tell you, God will NEVER force anyone to do anything. We all have the agency and the freedom to do what we choose. We simply can't choose the consequences. So yes, God created the pimp, but he didn't force the pimp to be a pimp. Pimp-y chose that life all by his o

Reply to Barack Obama is cool. in Democrat JoeUser Forums

I knew there was a reason I liked the guy. ;)

Reply to Why Does She Get All the Stalkers? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Wow, these puns are getting worse and worse as the forum goes on... However, I AM impressed that we kept it going for that long. Good for you guys!

Reply to What the @#$%%##?? in Business JoeUser Forums

How did this end up being about Captain Clumsy, my stunt coordinator? True, though. That's probably EXACTLY what would happen...

Reply to Why Does She Get All the Stalkers? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

[quote]If I was an angora goat then you'd appreciate it. Nothing like a good mohair sweater![/quote] Never liked sweaters. Too itchy for my taste. Thanks for being so good natured, Zoo. We had to pick on someone, since our new friend went away. *sniff* Come back, you were fun to mock! That was a little on the mean side....I'll play nice now.

Reply to Why Does She Get All the Stalkers? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

[quote]In Zoology... he's planning a breakout![/quote] He's a closet baby goat. He's passing for human now, but just wait until he comes out!

Reply to What the @#$%%##?? in Business JoeUser Forums

[quote]You don't have to kill them just introduce them to Concussion Boy.[/quote] Ooh...good point. He's applying for the job, too...this could work. (Plan starting to form in my little, broken head...) (devilish laugh) (rubbing my hands together in an evil fashion) "Yes, yes, yes! It will work! I will win!"

Reply to What the @#$%%##?? in Business JoeUser Forums

[quote]You can kill them with your SOH (sense of humor)![/quote] There's that whole sociopath thing again though...death is probably not the best way to get me a job... But hey, if I kill the competition, maybe that will leave it wide open for me??? Now you have me thinking...way to go. This can only end in tears...

Reply to Why Does She Get All the Stalkers? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

[quote]You a baby goat?[/quote] I knew it! Bad grammar, he IS a baby goat, a baby goat with a computer! And one who's getting a college education...smart goat.