angus1949
Welfare...don't get me started.
I was waiting to read a message like "Hello I'm vStyler and I approve this message". ;p
[quote]Whatcha mean, haven't worked... my adams apple is up so far I can't fasten my top two buttons, much less wear a tie.[/quote] Braggard! I give up. ;)
Ginger Ale
Blast the horns and throw the confetti.
:LOL: :SURPRISED: :SNIFF!: You're supposed to swallow those pills. Uh oh, that's why they haven't worked.
accident
A husband and wife are shopping in Costco's when the man > picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it into the shopping > cart. > > "What do you think you're doing?" > asks the wife."They're on sale today, only $10 for > 24 cans" he says. > > "Put them back. We can't afford > it." says the wife and they continue shopping. > > A few aisles later the woman picks up a $20 jar > of face cream and puts it into the shopp
cow pie
Voters unfortunately have few choices from among people of real character.
I am Private of Borg...DO NOT alter my private parts implants. ;p
curse
Problem is that we need to start taking back the power to alter our futures and not leave it in the hands of elected imbeciles.
universal
Hyperactive kids shouldn't be on Ritalin, their parents should be on sedatives.
Whata ya talkin' bout Jafo. [img]http://usera.imagecave.com/angus49/ugly-clothes.jpg[/img]
burden
Aids is something of which none of us are immune.