"Reality" and "Bush" don't even belong in the same sentence. It's oxymoronic. I've always felt that his goal in Iraq is a little oxymoronic too. I mean, how does one impose democracy and still keep a straight face?
The writer, composer and singer was John Lennon.
Why that God damn SOB has been cutting a hole through ice." And there are some very funny barbs I've seen on the web. When want to step back and see things from the humorous right I usually go here. <a href="http://www.iconocl
Ha ha ha ha Whoo whoo whoo whoo; Hee hee hee hee; Ho ho ho ho; Yuk yuk yuk yuk. I may never be able to stop laughing. Too funny. Oh Mother! Will the hilarity ever stop? I nearly did a spit-take with my morning coffee. Too funny guys. Stop! You're
Is McDonald's so callous as to stay where they are obviously not wanted? And how could McDonald's have the unmitigated gall to accuse this Doctor of being a racist simple to try and shift blame? Thanks for your posts....Regards, Ronald A few years ago in this small city of Kingston where I live there wa
Why is it that when a media source doesn't meet your criteria, (IE: your point of view) that it's a biased source? OK, well here is a media source for you. http://www.michaelmoore.com/words/index.php?id=677 which I'm positive doesn't meet your criter
A reduction in Red Blood Cell production, Anorexia, Increased risk of infection, Dizziness, Shortness of breath, Reduced clotting abilities in blood, Nausea/Vomiting, Hair Loss, Increased muscle tension, Depression, and even Death? Sounds like me after a 3 day bender. <img src="../images/smiles/jokegrim
Aside from what the doctor makes and what the Cleveland Clinic makes and what the Macdonalds Corporation makes the reason for wanting them out is still sound. It is the same reason that here in Canada all drug store chains decided to stop selling cigarettes. They finally realized that the two things didn't fit. On the one hand they were trying to present themselves as stores that were interested in you
(not this isn't just me reading Dan Brown, this is well documented historical fact. The bible is fiction, the story of Jesus is so far from reailty that it might as well be a lie. Read up on the events surrounding the creating of the New Testiment and you'll understand what I'm talking about. It's awe inspiring.) </TABLE
I wish you peace and joy for the season and only happiness for the coming year.
You seem bent on winning this useless debate. And I have no wish to continue it. So, for the sake of the peace I will concede. You can herald this from the rooftops if you wish. You are absolutely right and I am absolutely wrong. You have won. Sleep good in the knowledge. No need to continue now. See ya.
Every joke offends somebody. Why, just the other day I saw a joke that involved a Marine tossing a dog out of a moving train. When I indicated that the joke was funny except for the cruelty to animals part, I was quickly reprimanded and told to lighten up. Perhaps what is really needed is the erradication of joking. Get rid of pundits, humorists, comedians and satirists. Abolish humour altogether. After all, ( and I paraphrase here) " w
So, all those attacks on Bush voters calling them redneck Jesus freaks and what not aren't meant to be taken seriously or mean absolutely anything in any way? No, that's not what I said, is it? What I did say was, "As long as everyone realizes that this is a joke." In this instance, "
As long as everyone realizes that this is a joke. Take it too seriously and you quickly qualify as one of the extremist the joke is poking fun at. Sometimes I think this whole site needs to take a collective laxative, have a good dump and then maybe they'll gain back some of their sense of humour.
Hmmm. I see no difference here than in the reported everyday antics and goings-on of a certain present day superpower. Perhaps a bit of foreshadowning? When things start getting farcical can the end be too far away?
Ahh! and so it begins. The master plan is put into action. Slowly we are inching towards creating the 2 new countries of North America.....The United States of Canada and Jesusland.
Another one: Yule may be a synonym for Christmas, but it actually started out as a heathen feast. The word originally referred to a period of lively festivals that the Anglo Saxons held in what is now December and January. When Christianity spread to England, the traditional Yule was scrapped and its name was given to the 12-day nativity celebration. The name Christmas gained popularity in the 11th Century, and Yule lay dormant until 19th-cent
Yes, it's funny. Except for the cruelty to animals part.
I did type THAT one without thinking (or editing) . What I meant is these people have a rather fond obsession with saying that liberals should go to Canada. While I am a liberal and enjoy Canada (I have family there), I've not given up on the USA yet. I'm glad that you enjoyed this article, even though I hope sincerely this isn't
"Greatest doesn't mean because I think we still need improvement in some areas, I'm a treasonous, hypocritical bastard that deserves to go to Canada. " Canadian citizen here. Hmmm. This line worries me. You seem to be implying that Canada is a land of treasonous, hypocritical bastards. Oops! Gotta go. I'm late late for my meeting of the treasonous and hypocritical bastards society of Canada. <img src="../images/smiles/lol.gif" b
Merry Christmas. I hope your's is a peacefull and happy one. Try and live, at least during this time of year, by Christ's example. "Be compassionate, as your Father is compassionate. Do no judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Pardon, and you shall be pardoned. Give, and it shall be given to you. Good measure pressed down, shaken together, running over, will they pour into the fold of your garm
You forgot some. Duane Allman , B.B. King, Robert Johnson, Chuck Berry , Stevie Ray Vaughan, Ry Cooder, Keith Richards, Kirk Hammett, Kurt Cobain, Jerry Garcia, Jeff Beck, Carlos Santana, Johnny Ramone, Jack White, John Frusciante, Richard Thompson, James Burton, George Harrison, Mike Bloomfield, Warren Haynes, The Edge, Freddy King, Stephen Stills, Ron Asheton, Buddy Guy, Dick Da
I replaced the sound file with Black Sabbath's Sweet Leaf. Now I can honestly say Natural Desktop *Rocks!!*
Throughout the history of mankind there have been many murderers and tyrants; and while it may seem momentarily that they have the upper hand, they have always fallen. -Ghandi
I feel I should also mentions John McCrae, a Canadian and a doctor and soldier on the front lines during the WWI , who after days and days of operating on casualties, penned this poem: In Flanders fields the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row, That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the guns below. We are the Dead. Short days ago We lived, felt dawn, saw
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