You know those old iron megaphones from all hell ago? So these guys found a whole stash of them and decided to weld them together to make them face in all directions. They took them into the center of the base and propped em up with a concussion grenade in the center. Middle of the night BOOM! Every window for a quarter mile was shattered and the megaphones were twisted but otherwise intact.
Okay, want a shorter one? Before revele, I had a friend in A&M Army Corp that went door to door in the dorm, hammering nickels into the doors and slipping MRE heating elements covered in Tabasco Sauce under the doors. He was the only one to report that day and the CO told him he wouldn't let the others know if he never did it again.
Kinda... let me start with the oldest I know. A friend of mine was an Army CO in the Korean War, let's forget about names, who had just finished morning inspection. He had a fellow CO who was a dick, the type that not only made you do push ups in the mud, but would sit on you and beat the shit out of you while you do it. Total dick. Let's call him Dick. Dick came over and asked for a favor. He was running a bit behind and needed an extra hand with his unit's inspection, so he asked my friend to
Actually, being a dick and getting away with it is highly recommended in all military units. Two rules: Don't do anything that is counter-prodcutive to your superior and don't get caught. Number two can void number one. Later I have to tell you some stories I've heard from my military buddies (I have them going back to WWII).
(DS RP) "Sir, we have readings that suggest a group of escape pods drifted somewhere near this heading." Alexander looks over the officer's shoulder at the data and replies, "It could just be debris, but have the 5th send a couple of Hoshikos to confirm. If they find anything, have them qeued for priority pick-up." As the officer nods and heads off, another approaches with large amounts of dirt on him, "Sir, we're going to have problems with the plasma vents in section
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