Banned by the hostess
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[quote who="Philly0381" reply="5" id="3413057"]I must be missing something.[/quote] They're in the personal galleries
Happy Halloween!
Banned cause; An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "Snowbirds" in Arizona. Ray has always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots . Seeing some on sale at Wal-Mart, He buys them and wears them home, walking proudly. He saunters into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Bessie looks him over and says, "Nope." Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bat
A jet is flying along when suddenly it loses two engines, they throw everything off that isn't nailed down but still they drop. The pilot gets on the intercom and asks for volunteers to jump to save everyone else. A Englishman jumps up and yells, "God save the Queen" and jumps. A Frenchman jumps up and yells "Viva La France" and he jumps. A Texan gets up and yells "Remember the Alamo" and throws off a Mexican.
Good luck! [e digicons]:thumbsup:[/e]
RIP [e digicons]v_v[/e]
Banned cause many a year ago I was a plumber and I hate pipes especially the ones in my house
banned for good taste [e digicons]O:)[/e] [e digicons]}:)[/e] (So I win?)
banned cause all of my women are perfect
I'm pretty sure his train is long gone...
Happy Birthday!
banned for being too sure of that, I have a problem with absolutes, life is a gray area
banned cause it just feels right
Terracotta army
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banned for hoarding beads at Mardi Gras
banned cause killing a bowl now and then is a good thing
banned by The Frito Bandito
banned for whining [e digicons]:waaaa:[/e]
banneded fore (hic-cup!) [e digicons]:beer:[/e] [e digicons]:beer:[/e]
Looks good! [e digicons]5*[/e] [e digicons]5*[/e]
banned for going green