DPCloud

DPCloud

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Banned cause; An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "Snowbirds" in Arizona. Ray has always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots . Seeing some on sale at Wal-Mart, He buys them and wears them home, walking proudly. He saunters into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Bessie looks him over and says, "Nope." Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bat

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A jet is flying along when suddenly it loses two engines, they throw everything off that isn't nailed down but still they drop. The pilot gets on the intercom and asks for volunteers to jump to save everyone else. A Englishman jumps up and yells, "God save the Queen" and jumps. A Frenchman jumps up and yells "Viva La France" and he jumps. A Texan gets up and yells "Remember the Alamo" and throws off a Mexican.

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