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Reply to George Bush vs Ralph Wiggum in Humor JoeUser Forums

Fell off my chair! This is hilarious! Thanks man.

Reply to Drama, Blood, Vomit, and Flames: in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Hey, sounds like a lot of action.

Reply to Aprill Fool's Day in Misc JoeUser Forums

Uhm...No, not directly related (though I wish it was, it would make a better story!). I think the booze played some (minor) part...powerful stuff... Princess: I envision you as a very attractive woman, you must have some prospects lined up? Maybe you have very high standards? If If I could afford the tickets right now, I'd be over as fast as these damn crutches could move. Or is that crotches? lol, sry... English isn't my native langu

Reply to Typically Australian in Humor JoeUser Forums

Priceless!

Reply to You like me! You really like me!! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Again, congratulations, Dharma. You certainly deserved it!

Reply to Aprill Fool's Day in Misc JoeUser Forums

Hehe...(blushes). Why, thanks princess. Well, I was out yesterday, drunk way too much Aqua Vita, got laid and managed to sprain my toe. Busy night! So today I'm limping around, hung over and wondering what to do with the rest of my holiday. Suggestions appreciated!

Reply to Aprill Fool's Day in Misc JoeUser Forums

Hi Dharma! Been working my butt off, no time for anything else. Good thing I got a few days off now, gonna relax, have a few beers.....and get laid. Btw, congrats on the JoeUser Awards! Happy holidays!

Reply to NCO's, NGO's, and the USA's Funny-Money-in-Bagdhad Express in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Ditto!

Reply to Aprill Fool's Day in Misc JoeUser Forums

Strike that! Sorry 'bout that comment, I'm really lacking in self-control these days... Again, no offense meant - have a beautiful day!

Reply to Aprill Fool's Day in Misc JoeUser Forums

Yeah, good. Been partying way too hard myself. Hope you get laid soon, or else I'm coming over to do the job myself!!!

Reply to Shame On You America! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Super Baby: Do you have any indication that the majority of Iraqis welcome the invaders? This isn't just a few extremists. Look at the body count for american soldiers - I think it's pretty obvious that they're not welcome there.

Reply to I really Do Enjoy My Cigars in Misc JoeUser Forums

See! The smoking bowl before us, Mark our jovial ragged ring, Round and round take up the chorus, And in raptures loudly sing, A fig for those by law protected, Liberty's a glorious feast, Courts for cowards were erected, Churches built to please the priest. -Robert Burns A really good cigar is a piece of heaven. I prefer Cubans, Cohiba or Romeo y Julieta. Aah - bliss!

Reply to On feeling needed.... in Misc JoeUser Forums

Good for you Dharma. We all feel that way from time to time (well I do anyway), but often it doesn't take a lot to turn it around. The other day when I was feeling pretty worthless, you had some kind words for me - I needed that! I suspect you're needed by a lot more people than you think...

Reply to HERE’S WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF GAY MARRIAGE IS LEGALIZED in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Legitimizing gay marriage in Scandinavian countries has been disastrous. With heterosexual marriage being socially de-emphasized in Scandinavia in the early 1990s, traditional marriage was gradually replaced by live-in relationships. Parents in those countries became less committed to their partners and to their children. If this

Reply to Israeli Terror Continues in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Yeah, that's a real smart move... Couple more of these hits, and there's gonna be peace for sure...(sigh) - this is so constructive....

Reply to Polarity and Politics in Politics JoeUser Forums

Good stuff!

Reply to It depends on who the bigot is? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Well, it certainly is a tough concept to grasp if you insist in defining the world in terms of "either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists". Thankfully I'm not restricted to following that dogma, so I don't have any problem with this.

Reply to Forum Bug Reports in Welcome JoeUser Forums

btw, the "my account" link - mine doesn't work either...

Reply to Forum Bug Reports in Welcome JoeUser Forums

Well this isn't really a bug. Just created a blog and I'm wondering: How can I change the colour of the "JU" strip on top of the site? Can someone point me in the right direction?

Reply to Black and White in International JoeUser Forums

VES: Thanks for clarifying your position. I agree that diversity exists, I was just making a rhetorical point. I think you've misread me when you state that I'm thinking my view on this topic is the only "right" one. I'm not arguing WHETHER "black or white" or "shades of grey" is the right view. I KNOW that there is black and white. After all, how could the shades of grey exist without these absolutes? In the human mind we construct o

Reply to If You Were A Superhero, What Would Your Name Be? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I always liked Major Disaster myself

Reply to Where's Bulby? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Thanks, Dharma, maybe I will. Good luck to you too. I'm all fragmented right now - can't think straight. But I wish you thge best.

Reply to I'm back...and it's not cancer. in Surgery JoeUser Forums

Keeping my fingers crossed for ya!

Reply to I'm back...and it's not cancer. in Surgery JoeUser Forums

Wow, here I was, whining about my blacklisting, and this got past me. Talk about self-centering! And you actually responded to my post when you should've been wholeheartedly concerned with yourself! I don't know you either, but you've obviously got a big heart!!! Good that it's under control now, hope you recuperate fast! Sorry for being so incredibly selfish...

Reply to Where's Bulby? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Thanks, but I really don't mind. I think it's worse for Bulbous, he had some really good points and didn't deserve this. As for me, I haven't set my mark here, don't even have my own blog. Having second thoughts about creating one now... Sorry for the rambling, but thanks for the support, Dharma.