The Undying

The Undying

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[quote who="Shadow_of_Light" reply="22" id="1998363"]ehm, even when putting the topic's standards away i cant figure out what you mean so what do you mean? you want us to plant trees or you'll kil my daddy?? wont work, theres so much forest here i can find a place to plant the tree, maybe if i remove the forest first >.> [/quote] PLANT A TREE OR WE'LL KILL YOUR FAMILY!!

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Sorry, I'm just a member of the 'Plant a tree or we'll kill your family' organisation, so expect me to regularly engage in wildly inaccurate drive-by shootings or to leave a note saying 'I can't take it anymore. I'm going on an indiscriminate killing spree. Back whenever I feel like it'.

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[quote who="bgorgon" reply="25" id="1967260"]could it be possible to have rare planet spawns with multiple rings that would act like phase stabalizer nodes that anyone can jump to, adding alot more stategy excluding homeworlds of course [/quote] One of the main problems with a colossal empire is that supply lines end up overstretched, making reaction times very slow. Introducing 'conduit worlds' for different sectors (

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I still can't get around what possessed me to laugh when you turned the Elcre homeworld into a giant brain. I was sitting on the observation deck of the Enfar and suddenly this whole planet morphs into a cranium. Great stuff[e digicons]:rofl:[/e] .. but oh no, I musn't forget the children... poor children... I feel sorry for the Althropans since their planet was somehow less tasteful than the intergalactic neutral politics eunuch socie

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[quote who="general-JWJ" reply="7" id="1996898"]This show is great Not a ninja and not a sith = bystander General-JWJ [/quote] *The Undying miraculously recovers from his grievous injury and begins blasting the crap out of General JWJ together with his malicious paparazzi horde.* By now you can probably tell I've lost interest in the desperate conflict between the Flaming Ninjas and the Devil Ninjas so I'm just going

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*The Undying suddenly appears in the middle of the battlefield via teleportation, following up with a massive shoulder-mounted death-cannon volley, then a particularly powerful spell. Unfortunately, the spell backfires meaning that The Undying has crushed his own fist by accident.* *Unable to fight, The Undying decides to pass his ridiculously large fully automatic nuclear missile cluster launcher on to The Darth.* The Undying.[e digicons]:ninja:[/e]

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I often wonder why I put up with society... sure, you can rant about all the gross human rights infringments of replacing the moon with an equally large machine gun and firing at the Microsoft HQ, but they're fascist, for god's sake!! The Undying.[e digicons]:ninja:[/e]

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Yeah, join George Bush and his Illuminati/Totalitarianist regime or something. Bash together a warband of angry villagers complaining about fuel prices then march onto the White House and we might take you seriously. The Undying.[e digicons]:ninja:[/e]

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Sometimes, I wish there was a nation containing nothing but copies of me. If that happened, the UN would actually support massive nuclear strikes on the grounds that it would be an even more gross infringement of human rights to let the nation exist.

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[quote who="general-JWJ" reply="15" id="1995962"]At this rate, Jonnan and IQofSpam's arguing is gonna destroy the Earth, not Kyogre's evil plans or mine ... [/quote] So why are you stating the obvious? In fact, why the hell are you talking at all? Be quiet or be silenced. Otherwise, join our clan. The Undying.[e digicons]:ninja:[/e]

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[quote who="general-JWJ" reply="13" id="1995930"] We're currently engaged in a conflict with Kyogre12 - a megalomaniac who seeks to destroy the Earth. Kyogre ? what about me ! When the henchman of a supercriminal turns on his boss, he becomes a supercriminal too ! I want to enter in conflict with a super organisation of justice makers so I can proove how evil I am !!! Even though I am not currently preparing any evil plans (you know, with me hiding in my undet

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Hmm... how would you be interested in joining the Flaming Ninjas? We're a secret creed of warriors who seek to wipe all conflict from the Earth and create a society structured to prevent it from happening again. We're currently engaged in a conflict with Kyogre12 - a megalomaniac who seeks to destroy the Earth. The Undying.[e digicons]:ninja:[/e]

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[quote who="IQofSpam" reply="5" id="1995162"]How do you know he's a reverse vampire? And if he is a reverse vampire, then he can go out under the light of the sun or moon. [/quote] Since when did you get here? Pick a side at least; preferably ours considering we have a better dental plan. [quote who="Samurye" reply="6" id="1995189"]First of all I was talking to Luckman. He was under the impression that stabbing The_Undying and I would kill us. Second of all, What ar

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Yes, but Chuck Norris is actually a reverse vampire, which means that he drinks urine for sustenance and can't come out at night. However, this raises another arguement: vampires cannot technically go out under the light of the sun or moon because both lights are the same. The Undying.[e digicons]:ninja:[/e]

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