Keila

Keila

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A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report: Most Honorable Sir: You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He

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This is a old one I still had around. ~Interesting Facts~ If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it) If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it) &

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The Fly... There was a fly buzzing around a barn one day when she happened upon a pile of fresh cow manure. Due to the fact that it had been hours since she had had her last meal, she flew down and began to eat. She ate and ate. Finally, she decided she had eaten enough and tried to fly away. She had eaten too much though, and could not get off the ground. As she looked around wondering what to do, she spotted a pitchfork leaning up against the wall. She climbed to the top of the hand

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The Wisdom Of Larry the cable Guy!! 1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. <br

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OMG, I cannot even imagine my son to have seen me naked at that age even if by accident. I also think that seeing him...... shutter to think. She needs help and those poor boys are going to have problems if they continue to live in this manner. I feel bad for you Radial that you ended up in this position.

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THE HUSBAND STORE........ A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but

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SCATTEGORIES...it's harder than it looks! Copy-paste, erase my answers, enter yours. Use the 1st letter of your name (real or nick) to answer each of the following. They have to be real places, names, things..nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl name question. <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY:

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Flooding Survival Kit Toilet Paper......................................check Bud Light..........................................check Keystone Ice.....................................check Budweiser....................................... check Red Dog...........................................check Misc. other bottles of alcohol..............check Piece of plywood to float your old lady and booze on ............

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