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Lock your Desktop Press the Windows key and the L key (WinKey+L) at the same time. Additionally, you can create a new shortcut, with the following command line: rundll32.exe user32.dll,LockWorkStation Copy the new shortcut to your Quick Launch bar and you have one click access to locking the desktop. Notes: If you are using the Welcome screen and Fast User Switching is enabled, other users will still have access to you computer, by selecting their Us

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Reply to Messageboard Joke Marathon in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

Last one that I have that is clean enough and I still had to smudge a word. A Fairy Tale Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the Princess’ lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome Prince, until an evil wit

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A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report: Most Honorable Sir: You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with s

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Reply to One song lyric.... keep it going in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

Personal favorite to get me going. I saw him dancin' there by the record machine I knew he must a been about seventeen The beat was goin' strong Playin' my favorite song An' I could tell it wouldn't be long Till he was with me, yeah me, singin' I love rock n' roll So put another dime in the jukebox, baby I love rock n' roll So come an' take your time an' dance with me He smiled so I got up and' asked for his name That don'

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Okee-Dokee, by the way I know some of these are old but I have not saved any jokes for a while.. An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Key West Florida. His wife was on a business trip that was ending the next day and planned to fly directly to Key West to meet him, so they could have more time together during their vacation. When he arrived at his hotel in Florida, he decided to send his wife a quick e-m

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A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying "God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma, and goodbye grandpa." The father said, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?" The little girl said "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do." The next day grandpa died. Father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl

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Reply to Messageboard Joke Marathon in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

All these have been so funny. My turn... How to change your oil: Women: 1. Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 since The last oil change. 2. Drink a cup of coffee. 3. 15 minutes later, write a check for 25 dollars and leave with a properly maintained vehi

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I sent out a Email but then I realised that maybe just updating the older cursor might help. I downloaded the cursor shown and it is the same one "SimplyXP" it just has the preview of the new one "SimplyXP Gold 3D" . I think this might work.

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Will things ever change? in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

I just saw a segment on Good Morning America where they spoke to two groups of very young children White/Black "terms they used". They were asked mostly about their feelings about the other group and the answers were sad enough. The reason I am writing this is because of one question given and the answers received. Question... " Wouldn't it be nice if you could not see the color of people and everyone was just all mixed up." Answer... " That would be really, really bad." Question..."

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You will know you have heard this but who did it and what is it called? Marky got with Sharon Sharon got Cherice She was sharin' Sharon's outlook On the topic of disease Mikey had a facial scar Bobby was a racist They were all in love with dyin' They were doin' it in Texas Tommy played piano Like a kid out in the rain Then he lost his leg in Dallas<

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Just the beginning but an easy one to figure out. Winter is here again oh Lord, Haven't been home in a year or more I hope she holds on a little longer Sent a letter on a long summer day Made of silver, not of clay I've been runnin' down this dusty road

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