[quote]Ok, so here's the proposals on domain names:surveyshipofdoom.comgrosspirates.comspacepirates.com piratesofgalciv.comWhat are your guy's votes on what it should be?[/quote] SurveyShipofDoom
Jaws the Wayfarer
oops.. that should have been quack and killa....
Quack and Jaws, fabulous..... [quote]"Damn it, Jaws, you had to choose the Magnificent Seven, didn't you? Didn't you?" the duck snapped.[/quote] Think yourself lucky, if Cotal had of joined the pirates instead of joining the ring bandits, it could have been a version of snow white and the seven dwar.... whatever
me too ebz, as a fellow GROSS member I would be pleased, nay honoured to see what your strategy is.. [email protected]
Evil Buzz LOL LOL LOL
I'm in Sydney, and what a beautiful day it is today... so many unsuspecting surfers
I think you need to get out more Cotal
definately ebz
“What do we have” said Pontius He was aboard the Pegasus for a final briefing session before the POSSe set out on the mission. “We have the Co-ordinates for in the Arcean space sector” said killa chewing on his haluci-eucalyuptus.. “You sure you don’t want to try some of this, Poncho” and then fell off his chair giggling “where has everybody gone”… he staggered up “oh there you are, thought you could hide from me did you?” “Jaws, why did you have to get him more of that stu
Great pic Kit.. Well done, you are credit to us pirates
I've found that the space sharks only appear once the fundamentalists have taken over some evil lords planets. they seem to originate from there.. So park your strongest ships by each of the fundamentalists planets set it to auto attack, and its come and meet the Jaws of your doom.... dummm dum. dummm dum. dum dum dum dum dum dum.
Perhaps cypher should change colour and type of bear http://www.bundabergrum.com.au/new/stuff_commercials.html check out the commercials
I agree Evil Dave, its good to read stories from all sorts of people and as you have seen "sperm pressure" has already made it on to other storylines.. keep up the good work
oooops monty python... and if evil dave doesn't know them, well, is this the right place for an arguement..
Somewhere in British Columbia “hello big boy”…. “don’t see many like you around here” Cypher turned around and in front of him was a cute brown bear… he realised at this piont that he could understand bear talk and was also slightly worried that he thought she looked cute. “No, babe just got into town” said Cypher, “and I’m also I pirate, like my shades, they give me a certain je ne sais quoi don’t you think” he continued particularly impressed with the way things were
Dum dummm. Dum dumm. Dum dum dum dum ……. Jaws walked on to the bridge of the retox and saw the newest member of the posse adjusting some particularly cool looking shades. Turning round he said “Hey Jaws, what do you think, Quack managed to find these for me”.. “even got a matching pair for Ashlyn he did”.. Ashlyn poked her head out from the mass of fur that now belonged to Cypher… “Jawssssieeeeee” she screamed…. “look look look me like daddy” and then started shouting
Quack, I have to agree with wombie, your stories just keep getting better and better, I dont know how you do it.... We are not worthy
Very nice cheese Blue Stilton :d
der der der derrrrrrrrrrrrrrr der der der derrrrrr "Ahh.. Aliens ahead" thought Jaws as he awoke from his hypersleep chamber. He always wondered how a composer who was as deaf as a brick could produce such a dramatic piece of work. Getting up and making his way to the bridge and settling into specially designed aqua chair, Jaws said. "What do we have HALibut" "Not much really your toothfullness"... "just a caranoid colony ship ahead, I always wonder why they b
Looks like the transmorgifrier will be set to Dingo!!!! Ashlyn at being 8.5 months old obviously doesn't know about the Dingoes penchant for stealing babies away from unsuspecting parents (although I would like to point out that this was never proved). If I were Wombie i'd get worried with his 8 or is it 9 little hairy ones running around.
Quack, how do you do it?
As Pontius went off to bed. Killa overheard the following conversation, albeit onesided in the Pax quarters. Mrs. Pax: YOU ARE NOT GOING TO LET THAT PONTIUS USE THAT TRANSMORGIFRIER ON YOU. DID YOU NOT HEAR IT'S TURNED ONTO TASMANIAN PLATYPUS OR KANGAROO OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT? AND WHO'S GONNA BUILD MORE GAZEBOS IN THE YARD HUH!!!!??? ANSWER ME THAT NOW SMARTY. THOUGHT SO. WE CAN GET A DOG TO PLEASE THE KID CYPHER, WE DON'T NEED A SLOTH!!! ESPECIALLY IF THAT SLOTH IS DADDY!!!!. NOW
“What the…..” “Have we intercepted anything HALibut” “No we haven’t” “then why have you woken me” mumbled an irritated Jaws “Well I was bored, so I thought I would write you a song for your bunch of Pirates” “OK, OK lets have” To the tune of Waltzing Matilda and apologies to Banjo Patterson Long time ago in an ice cave seeking shelter Wombat found a ship Hurls and Drop Bear found it too And they saw Pontius, Kit and EBZ e
der der der der. der der der. didlio do do doo. Nice work Cypher... I would suggest a brush tail possum.. Cute as anything but with CLAWS... hey that rhymes with JAWS.. dum dum. dum dum. dum dum dum... oops getting carried away.
The hunt starts Jaws walked out muttering something about Budweiser conspiracy and his mind immediately turned to his favourite brew Little Creatures from Fremantle in WA… “Better than that weak excuse for beer Budweiser” he growled.. In fact he thought, the only thing better is the sight of a Torian Dreadnought lined up and ready for destruction. He’d heard tales of their Avatars and Overlords, but nobody could clarify they actually existed and as for an Excalibur, pure fantas