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A few years ago a group of salesmen went to a regional sales convention in Chicago. They had assured their wives that they would be home in plenty of time for Friday night's dinner. Well, as such things go, one thing led to another. The sales meeting lasted longer than anticipated. Their flights were scheduled to leave out of Chicago's O'Hare Airport, and they had to race pell-mell to the airport. With tickets in hand, they barged through the terminal to catch their

From a person who cares in Welcome JoeUser Forums

"I wish for you..." Comfort on difficult days, Smiles when sadness intrudes, Rainbows to follow the clouds, Laughter to kiss your lips, Sunsets to warm your heart, Gentle hugs when spirits sag, Friendships to brighten your being, Beauty for your eyes to see, Confidence for when you doubt, Faith so that you can believe, Courage to know yourself, Patience to accept the truth, And love to complete your life. ~~~~ God Bl

BoXXi's Seuss Abuse.... in Welcome JoeUser Forums

by Wizop BoXXi - 12/7/2003 9:03:24 PM If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report! If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, And the double-clicking icons put your window in the trash, And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, Then your situatio

C YA'LL LATER in Current Events JoeUser Forums

its been fun but i gotta laeve, my term is over so i will b e going home, meaning that i will not be online as often. MERRY CHRISTMAS(not politically correct my ass) AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR(dont drink too much) be safe.

Reply to C YA'LL LATER in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

and promises to pitch into your subscribtion drive. this year c ya, its been fun.

C YA'LL LATER in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

i will try to go to the bank and get a prepaid CC to purchase a subscribtion*spell* today because in the next month, im not gonna have alotta time to go online cuz my term ended but while im at home, i will mess around with skins, logons and bootskins and maybe when i come back, i will have more than money to contribute... MERRY CHRISTMAS(not politically correct my a**!) AND A HAPPY NEW YEARS!!! <img src

Reply to Discouraged. Is our community as we know it coming to an end? in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

im 16, now tell me, where am i gonna get a credit card? from my mom or dad? yeah right, they would tell me not to waste it on nonsense. what i am trying to do is to go to a bank and get one of the prepaid credit cards, but i dunno,, i think that you hafta be 18... maybe not, i will try today, if all goes well, by tommorrow i will have a subscription. oh, one thing i realized, you have a limit on how much people can download right? 50mb i think, but, i have also found out that there is a way to d

Reply to Old People should have special rights... in Misc JoeUser Forums

i dunno, old people have to go visi...... wait... nvm, they should have special old people busses runnning around for senior citizens....

Old People should have special rights... in Misc JoeUser Forums

not to be mean or anything but it is a proven fact: OLD PEOPLE DRIVE REEEEAAAAALLLLLLLYYYYYY SLOW. old people deserve something nice, not us flipping them off, therefore, i think that all freeways should have a lane for elderly people, hey, we have express lanes, bus lanes, why not elderly people lanes??? that way we dont have to swerve past them on the free way when we are going the speedlimit. :\

Reply to Christmas Game Retrospective #3 in PC Gaming JoeUser Forums

um, the pictures arent showing...

Reply to WinCustomize Subscription Drive! in WinCustomize News WinCustomize Forums

getting the subscription today, does it count if i mail it in? does it count for the subscription drive? *i hope so*

Reply to Jafo... in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

i wonder, if i were to go to the bank and get one of them prepaid credit cards, would i be able to purchase a subscription online?

Reply to We got the game cube check out the Panasonic Q Nintendo helped Panasonic in the design in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

meh, gaming stations. blah, i use my pc, now thats an all-in-one. i have games, dvd player(+-burner), tv tuner, u name it. and i can upgrade my pc for better performance. i prefer pc because you can also get emulators on it, i want ps2, i download the emu.

Reply to WinCustomize Subscription Drive! in WinCustomize News WinCustomize Forums

i got a flat screen 17" (not flat panel) for $40. i am gonna get the subscription like next tue (when i get my paycheck), or at least i will try.

Reply to The joys of hosting in Blogging JoeUser Forums

*sigh* well, that sucks. i wanna get the subscription and help you guys out but the thing is, im broke! im waiting for my paycheck and then i will see what i can do...

Reply to the rights of an exile...... in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

*gulp* warned 900 times about the same thing. ok, enuf 4 me.

Reply to Army Navy Game in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

footballl game, im guessing?

Reply to The Difference between Friend And Acquaintance in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

and, the problem with aquaintances that think that theyre youre friend, is that when they find out the truth, they happen to go crazy and try to ruin you....

Reply to Half-Life: Counterstrike, still great after all this time in PC Gaming JoeUser Forums

i go to a place called LANtasy and play cs there, its soooooo fun. they have like 30 computers set up so we can have one helluva game going at times.

Reply to <<<<Homer Simsons Quote>>>> in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

https://www.joeuser.com/index.asp?AID=2304 some funny quotes (not by me)

Reply to <<<<Homer Simsons Quote>>>> in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

*worried glance*

Reply to Confused about the copyright issue. in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

#30, last sentence, yeah, i think that youre right *realizes why lots of walls and logons have been rejected* hahaha. no, j/k. yeah, even though we think that the moderators are bots that will do anything we ask, we gotta realize that theyre people with lives. (jafo)

<<<<Homer Simsons Quote>>>> in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

look, i said that i would lay off the msg board for a while, but this, i had to put up, its funny. (sorry jafo ) *homer talking to bart* "son, there are three phrases you need to know that will get you through life, they are: 1.youre the boss. 2.cover me and 3.it was like that when i got here." <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/bigsmile.gif" border=0

Reply to Msgboard Chatroom Marathon in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

wow, 428 pages, im never gonna get to the end of this thread /me gives up.

Reply to This day is just going from bad to worse............ in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

oops, i submitted #54 before i read the rest of the thread, sorry, just ignore it.