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Reply to Dude...that's so not PC in Politics JoeUser Forums

Be careful when you point the finger at America - did you know that Sydney is the second most litigious city in the world behind LA? But besides that... There has to be some line between PC and outright prejudiced idiocy. As you say - you can't say fat anymore. But fat is a adjective (or a noun, I guess). If someone fills the requirements to be described that way, why can't you say it? They were wrong when they told us that 'words will never

Reply to Blacklisting-Avoiding Drunken Embarrassment in Humor JoeUser Forums

Ah yes. I don't touch the stuff myself (sends me straight to sleep and I can do that unaided!) but I can see it being a problem for others!

Reply to Blacklisting-Avoiding Drunken Embarrassment in Humor JoeUser Forums

I wonder how much they charge for this service? I mean, they are losing out on a lot of money by letting people restrict their call choices when they're really drunk! I just want a breath tester on my phone. That way I don't need to plan ahead, and there's no arguing with it.

Reply to Sob, sob. Poor me. in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Thanks man, I've added you to my MSN, but on one condition - you are never to talk about yourself or any of your achievement - that would just be selfish

Reply to Sob, sob. Poor me. in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Dyl - I knew you'd understand. I feel bad for bitching about this and getting your sympathy as you have been through so much more. Things will get better. I'm only being a sook right now. Your support means so much to me. And I don't think I've been there enough for you, but you know that my ear is always here. And I am definitely going to be in NYC in summer, so LOOK OUT! You're a champ, babe. Love you heaps. Manopeace - got it! Thank yo

Reply to Sob, sob. Poor me. in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Thanks Manopeace. I needed that!

Reply to Sob, sob. Poor me. in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Migs, I'm emailing you as you read this. Thank you so much! Suz xxx

Reply to Sob, sob. Poor me. in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Thanks so much Danny. I can't get you on MSN - don't know why? My email is [email protected] Maybe you can add me? Thank you so much for the kind words. I know that you're having a hard time yourself, so it means so much more. I really appreciate it. Suz xxx

Reply to stupidity: the anti-drug in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Oh man - this is the sort of shit that made my folks go through my room at 15. Moody? check. Disagreeable? Check. Uncommunicative? Check. Well.... she must be on drugs - what else? You know what they found? Cigarettes. Yes, I know, not good for a 15 year old, but I wasn't kicking back with the bongs, nor licking pages of tabs, nor taking pills. Man! If every cranky teenager was accused of drugs, we would have all been done for. Idiot governmen

Sob, sob. Poor me. in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

I’m sick of it. I’m sick of it all. I hate feeling like this. I’ve never thought of ending it, and I’m not thinking that now, but man – it would be easy. Not to have to go through the day to day rig moral of modern existence. Not to have to pretend that I have everything together when I clearly do not. To sleep. To just be peaceful. To stop throwing the balls into t

Reply to No Sympathy for Skinny Chicks in Misc JoeUser Forums

I don't know how to respond to this one. On the one hand I'm about an American size 8 (which is an Australian size 10 which is an English size 12 - confusing, I tell you!) which makes me neither fat nor thin. I'm towards the low end of my healthy BMI range, but I still have boobs, a belly and a bit of a wobble to my thighs when I strut my stuff. I go up and down about how I feel about my body, but I'm generally OK about it. I have curves, I a

Reply to do you have a worried willy ? in Humor JoeUser Forums

Oh dear god. I checked out the site. I think the most disturbing thing was that they referred to a woman getting aroused as having her 'welcoming fluid' Are we back in the 50's or something. Geez!

Reply to always the bridesmaid in Misc JoeUser Forums

I was bridesmaid for my sister and she was the easiest bride ever - nothing phased her! Turns out, this was because she really didn't want to get married, but was only willing to admit this to herself and others a couple of years later when she was divorcing!

Reply to A Forum Game--"Think of a Lyric" in Misc JoeUser Forums

So wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully pretty, You know that I'd do anything for you We should have each other for dinner We should have each other with cream Then curl up by the fire and sleep for a while It's the grooviest thing It's the perfect dream 'Love Cats' The Cure

Reply to I'm Not Cool in Misc JoeUser Forums

Like, I'm totally cool because I, like, wear all the things that are in the shops, and I, like, listen to music by pretty guys pretending to play guitars because, like, they look good on posters on my bedroom wall. And I, like, sleep around because that makes me popular and don't eat unless I have to so I can be skinny, which makes me cool as well, you know... Yeah. Being cool rocks. Let's bow down to the altar of coolness... then over turn it

Reply to Me, Candidly. in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

That was really moving. It's good to hear that some people can actually move past their childhoods to be happy adults. So many people seem to be so content to hang onto the past like a slowly sinking ship. Best of luck with finding the relationship you want. And welcome to JU! Suz xxx

Reply to My Infamous Quotes Nov 29. '04 in Politics JoeUser Forums

I should have added that while it's 'only' a theory, it makes a hell of a lot more sense than what some other people want us to believe! Thanks for the comment on my blog

Reply to This is me. Deal with it. in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Thanks Steve! Wow! I got a comment from you - I'm feeling very special

Reply to Perfect in Dating JoeUser Forums

Thanks so much, Mugz. You're such a sweetie xxx

Reply to Putting an end to it all.... in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

It's hard to know what to do when the one person that is causing you so much heartache is the one person you can't escape. Put things into perspective, Dharma. The work inspection is just an inspection. It will happen whether you are there or not, and I'm sure they happen quite regularly. They can cope without you. You, on the other hand, are feeling particularly crap right now and that's the most important thing. You have to do what's

Reply to A Forum Game--"Think of a Lyric" in Misc JoeUser Forums

I've been a bad, bad girl . I've been careless with a delicate man And it's a sad, sad world When a girl breaks a boy just because she can 'Criminal' Fiona Apple

Reply to "friday five" ... love-in ! in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

Ooh... I like this migs. Nothing like a bit of virtual free love to get the community going! Where to start? 1) Sally J - Sal has been such a wonderful friend to me. From asking me one simple question, we've somehow managed to forge this awesome relationship. She's been there for me and listened to me prattle on for hours on end - and still wants me to come and visit her in Manchester (January, baby!) I had been around JU for a while,

Reply to Sweet? Creepy? Disrespectful? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I think I break pretty much all the rules here. I don't have an SO, but I call pretty much everyone anything apart from their actual names. I come out with all sorts of claptrap including (although not restricted to) baby doll, babe, hon, honey, gorgeous, beautiful, darling (generally when something goes wrong - as in 'You'll be OK, darling'), sweetness, sweetie... I know there are more, but I can't remember right now. The only person

Reply to My Infamous Quotes Nov 29. '04 in Politics JoeUser Forums

Georgia labels the covers of science school texts with a warning that evolution is theory, not fact You're kidding me, right? Tell me you're kidding. Don't let me think that some parts of America need, or perhaps want, to be this overly legislated. Of course evolution is a theory, and perhaps if it was

Reply to Pics from the road #1 in Travel JoeUser Forums

You reminded me of being in DC on a family holiday about 12 years ago. I was 12 myself, it was about 100 degrees and 99% humidity so my siblings and I decided it would be an idea to have an ice fight on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial (we're Australian - we'll disrespect anything!) That was until we clean hit a tour guide in the back of the head with a huge chunk of ice, who then proceeded to chase us, shouting expletives. And that's my fav