Muggaz

Reply to Our Country is F-U-U-C-K-K-D in Pure Technology JoeUser Forums

haha - yeah, it kind of is... not to worry - have 'faith' hehehe

I've lost my Wingmen in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

The Immortal line from Top Gun uttered by a tall, arrogant USAF Pilot named Iceman to a pilot who has just saved the day - "YOU! -you can be my wingman anytime" to which the hero replies... "Bullshit, you can be mine" Wingmen - a fabulous concept of guys who look out for each other in the turbulent environs of battle in the atmosph

Reply to Is Santa Claus really God? in Humor JoeUser Forums

This made me laugh mate

Reply to A Joe User review of Joe User in Websites JoeUser Forums

damn - too bad you got spambotted! good article... JU does have its fair share of shameful stuff, and I am not proud to say that I have been a part of it in the past - but the moderators dealt with me accordingly, and I think thats why JU is pretty tame compared to some of the other stuff on the net. It's good to learn from other 'real' people around the world - the greatest benefit of the internet in one mans humble opinion!

Reply to Got any good (or bad) jokes? in Humor JoeUser Forums

Q: How did the boy fall off the bike? A: Someone threw a fridge at him! hahaha...

Reply to "Family" is what's important in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Swallowing ones pride is amongst the hardest things imaginable. It takes courage. I am sure you are very glad you had the courage, as is your "sister"

Reply to Perfect in Dating JoeUser Forums

That was awesome my friend... sounds like a perfect evening indeed... i guess thats why the article was entitled thus... the writing certainly did the title justice, along with the story...

Reply to An Australian Christmas in Humor JoeUser Forums

Tell me about it - we had a regular sunday bbq yesterday and that was alot of fun... babies are really cool... I have already been looking for fischer price early learning stuff for christmas presents - no digestable parts of course

An Australian Christmas in Humor JoeUser Forums

Oh the joys of Christmas! 31 Australians have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in. 19 Australians have died in the last 3 years by eating Christmas decorations they believed were chocolate. Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling incidents. 101 Australi

Reply to Why Men are the Weaker Sex in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

I have to take exception here and say that women may tease and manipulate because they have found it to be an effective way to get what they want. And it's worked because men responded to it. Manipulation is not a genetic trait! hehhe... yes, hence my article is entitled "Why Men are the Weaker

Reply to A Pathetic Young Man in Blogging JoeUser Forums

When it doubt - always ask music. For todays particular answer - the credit must go to Incubus... I'd like to close my eyes and go numb but there's a cold wind coming from the top of the highest high-rise today. It's not a breeze cause' it blows hard. Yes and it wants me to discard the humanity I know, watch the warmth blow away. So don't let the world bring you down. Not everyone here is that fucked up and col

Reply to A Pathetic Young Man in Blogging JoeUser Forums

no brains? or just no capital? Thats exactly what I am talking about... In this forsaken world, if you don't have money, you don't have brains - according to the masses at least... yet to get money, you need to step all over the masses... :S I like the quote, but the fact it came from

A Pathetic Young Man in Blogging JoeUser Forums

As a citizen of the world, I knew the result of the American election would have a profound effect on me, but I never knew it would have the effect it has. Since George W. Bush won his second term in office, I have become completely apolitical. Political concerns have always been part and parcel of what I am, or was, alas, I have lost faith in the world and

Reply to In the spirit of Thanksgiving, I'm thankful for these JUs... in Misc JoeUser Forums

I am so sick of people liking me just for my good looks... it seems like such a waste of my splendid personality you know!!! Thanks A

This is, like, a semi-rant? in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

AS I stood in front of the mirror, washing my face preparing to go to bed, you can’t help taking a good hard look at yourself in the mirror. You go through the motions, you see past any imperfections of your face, and you look right into your eyes, and wonder how the rest of the world looks at you, even though they can’t possibly know you without peering into the dept

Reply to Stood Up for God! in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

Oh, and Michael, He will keep her heart warm. Did you just call me Michael Trinity? hehe... Yeah - I am an ass... I guess I just wanted an excuse to end this before it began, and God is a good excuse as any.

Reply to God.com Is Not Currently Available in Humor JoeUser Forums

Can you imagine the Bush campaign adds up at iamgod.org? I wonder what it would cost to get muggaz.joeuser.com advertised on the website! Imagine the disclaimer - "Muggaz or Mugazz thoughts are in no way affiliated with God" Good Show KB!

Reply to Stood Up for God! in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

I would say arranging an 8.30 appointment with me is a conviction - If she had another man in her life, all powerful or not, I would like to think it is common courtesy to let me know! flaky is flaky.... Muggaz doesn't even contemplate flaky! God is not very monogomous either... he gets around you know...

Stood Up for God! in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

There is this girl that I met on the train, and I was kind of interested in her, in a let’s roll with this and see what happens kind of way, so yeah, I rolled with it, and last night I saw what happened – we had arranged to meet for drinks at 8.30… 9.30 rolls on by, and I receive a message that she is still at church… I simply replied that I was calling it a night, an

Reply to Planning my e-funeral in Humor JoeUser Forums

I hope you have a 10 year payment plan, because you need to stick around a while yet before you can afford those lavish plans

Bouncers for Beefcakes in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

On one of my frequent trips to my own little world, I was reminiscing about the many times I have been denied entry or removed from venues due to my inebriated state by bouncers or security guards. At the time, I wasn’t to happy about being asked to depart, or having my entry denied, yet hindsight is a beautiful thing, and I realise, whilst the bouncers could be perce

Reply to Olympic Medal tally in Sports & Leisure JoeUser Forums

do you think they have something against Australians in general Miggy?

Reply to Serenity Now, Serenity Now in International JoeUser Forums

No, my friend, Osama is not a Godly man. Ah, Trin... that all depends on who you are asking! Some may say too godly if anything! <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=center bgColor=#FFF394 class="mb-Body-Quote-Ta

Reply to The Motley Crew in Events JoeUser Forums

don't worry trin, I will send you a real one with my autograph for keepsakes Ya TW - I am the one in the middle left... to my right is Tim, and my left with the top hat is higgsy, one of the most enigmatic chaps you would ever meet... the guy on my far left is Glen, one of my best mates - we all work together.

My Cats breath smells like cat food! in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

Ya, I went home yesterday to see my mum and pick up my brother, and sure enough, Bronson's (my cat) breath smells like cat food... probably explained by all the cat food he eats. He is a pretty big cat, and he does eat a lot of cat food, so it's really quite a blatant statement. Sure, I couldn't think of anything else to open this mainly ambiguous blog about,