At first I couldn't see what the authors of this article had to complain about. Then I looked closer at the pictures. OMG! What a sneaky trick! WASHINGTON, D.C. Presidential Hall Dwight D. Eisenhower Executive Office Building Nov. 22, 1:11 p.m. EST Even hardened beltway insiders were shocked speechless when President Bush turned the annual pardoning of the "Nat
do do typos hehehehehe. He said "do do." (I don't even want to think about what a "do do" typo would be....)
It is free registration. Use Bug Me Not and you won't even have to register. Not that I would resort to that type of thing, mind you...
as nuts as this might sound, i've long felt one of the major reasons the cold war remained cold was there were so many combat veterans of wwii in power on both sides. If the insightful button was working for me, you'd get an insightful for that. (I tried!) <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=center bgColor=#FFF394 class="mb-Body-Q
Not gonna fall for it... Not gonna take the bait... Nope...
I preferred Chuck Woolery as host of Wheel of Fortune. I hated the "shopping" portion of the show back then, which ground everything to a halt, but I liked him and the brunette "Vanna." (Maybe I just liked him better because I was a kid and he was on "New Zoo Revue." Who knows? ) <TD class="mb-
the SEWER by the bay. Funny, that's what I call it. I even wrote a song once by that name.
1) This should be marked as adult content. 2) Nobody gives a flying fuck about your fucking or lack thereof. This should have been at best a comment on the thread in question. 3) You want writing advice? Here's some... fucking. (sex) If you think you need to parenthetically explain yourself, you instead need t
Did you get assigned Waiting for Godot recently or something?
It's been about two months since I brought Fuzzy home from the hospital. He's had his final follow-ups and been pronounced healthy. He's not going to need the surgery. His hair is growing back. At least it feels like I'm petting a cat again not a naked mole rat or, as his hairs grew in short and wiry initially, a small dog. He's regained the weight he lost. He whimpered after going to the bathroom and strained at the end each time for a good month, but now both behaviors have passe
I don't think so! (the ball-and-chain) Dude! Why didn't you tell me she was standing behind me?! That's so uncool. is out, as well as an
Maybe I could be a gigolo. Sure, but if you become just a gigolo then everywhere you go people will know the part you're playing. You'll get your "dime a dance" but is it worth another cheap romance? and what the people will be saying? -- oh, what they'll be saying. Remember -- there will come a day when your looks will fade,
People spent yesterday's off-season election day -- really off-season in California's case -- going to the polls. As day turned to night and election results came in, things began looking bleak for the Right. It was a bad night for Republicans. Two high profile, hotly contested, closely watched Governor's races went to Democrats. In California, Republican super-star Arnold Schwarzenegger saw his political capital and mandate crumble into nothingness as all four of his "refor
Muslims WILLINGLY imigrated to this country. They CHOSE to live in France, nobody forced them. Abiding by French law and learning to speak the language should not be reasons to riot. ... BUT the point I am making is this. IF you willingly move to a neighborhood with community bylaws or to a new country with
I didn't even think to hold it back, just let the laugh out. Well, of course! As a doctor you know the dangers, so doing such a thing would never occur to you. <TD class="mb-B
"He's really an Anglican priest. It's not a Sir Peter-type incident." Whatever could you mean old boy? Wasn't there a story several years ago where two priests were accosting young lower-class women, saying, "Open your mouths, dears, your betters have to urinate," then laughing as the
Maybe this guy is just whacky? Or maybe he is dead serious and someone trying on a new frock this time that is too tight? Well, he does seem fairly Liberal, so... Seriously, though, I was kinda hoping he was joking and that i
This is just wrong on so many levels! Wrongness with depth is always better than shallow wrongness. <TD class="mb-Body-Quote-T
Hi Gene! Nice of you to drop by. Thought I'd see what the article revival was about.
A joke: why are men from India so happy on their wedding night when they marry a woman from a high caste? Sounds like a f--- up to me.
I've already shown you to be a liar. You can't have a credible discussion with anyone, because you have no credibility. Well, you just lost all credibility with me, because you apparently can't tell the difference between a mistake and a purposeful intent to deceive. Talk about revisiting s
I don't know if this is better or worse than a few months ago when the Catholic Church decided to advertise for new priests on beer mats. Somewhere in Sydney Australia, Anglican priest Rev. David "The Fighting Father" Smith has come up with a unique way to promote his website -- toilet tablets emblazoned with his image and websi
Let it out. Holding it in is bad for you. Hold in enough laughs and you're bound to start guffawing at the worst, most inopportune moment. I felt kinda bad when I laughed upon first reading these things, too -- but as a matter of health it had to be done.
Bush and Blair are both seeing their domestic authority waning. We are seeing this era of politics coming to an end. You're reading too much into typical lame-duck, end of term politics. <TD class
Tony-winning actress Sutton Foster -- yeah, I never heard of her either -- was rehearsing the musical The Drowsy Chaperone at the Ahmanson Theater in Los Angeles earlier this week when a funny thing happened on the way to the premiere. During the number "I'm An Accident Waiting To Happen" she fell over and broke her arm. That's called irony, folks. I haven't been so amused by a story this week since the Baptis
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