A RAW invasion Both RAW and half-baked at the same time. They wouldn't need such desperate ratings ploys if they'd find some new talent with charisma and more personality than boiled celery. (Thanks for the thorough updates, though.)
How post-partum must those fetuses be when they lose their status? Holy crap, am *I* still post-partum? According to Barbara Boxer, till your family brings you home from the hospital. This is an exchange she had with another Senator: MR. SANTORUM: I would like to ask you
Ah, so they may have long had the new charges but held them in their back pocket till the last second as strategy? What a sleazy move. "Pssst, Judge! By the way, here's a doctor's note saying mommy's nothing but a skanky coke whore...." Yeah, I could see that.
But sometimes I just need that privacy...that privacy that allows me to be 110% me.... That's what I have a diary for. Flagged "private" or not, I wouldn't transmit anything I didn't want anyone to see. You never know what could go wrong. "Custom audience" is the closest I've gotten
Last week I wrote about a Pennsylvania case of Child Protective Services attempting to get custody of an unborn child because of sex crimes the father committed more than 20 years earlier. CPS sweetened the pot with contested new allegations that the father, DaiShin WolfHawk, previously moles
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Clothes: Anything red. It completely clashes with my hair and skin. Body: Not what you're looking for, but my immune system. It doesn't work right, dammit. As far as bodily visuals, I'm cool with what I have.
An arrest warrant has been issued for Rep. Tom DeLay, currently under indictment by two grand juries for money laundering and conspiracy. Both the court and DeLay's lawyers portray this as merely a formality. The warrant states: "To any sheriff or peace officer of the state of Texas, greetings, you are hereby commanded to arrest Thomas Dale DeLay and keep h
I've often heard that kind of talk before So he's saying it's something he's heard frequently, but you're giving him credit?
She? hahaha. Oh, if that amuses you, you should have seen the two I didn't go with.
ABC should have euthanized it with his departure They probably should have, and started over with something brand new to match the changed format and decidedly different anchors. Unfortunately, the world is all about branding these days. Too bad they failed to grasp the fundamental nature of th
(perhaps this is where we find out whether it's possible to insult someone using only an english to arabic--and back--online translator and an easily obtainable set arabic language font.) Don't know. Should I have Café Press stick that image on a sweatshirt and go strolling into the nearest Mosque to
Alfred E Neuman. Darnit! First The Usual Suspects and now this! Next thing you'll be telling me that hot chick in The Crying Game is gay or something!
*sigh*..gene, m'love...you mean to tell me that all this time you couldn't figure that out? I like to think I was over thinking it. (And placing the em-PHA-sis on the wrong seal-LAB-el.) <TD
nightline had creditability>? in this last century? Sure, amongst those not wearing foil beanies and signing up for the "MSM Agenda" conspiracy theory of the month club. While ABC News had already lost credibility in some areas (for example, they are decidedly anti-Christian, led by Cokie "nev
Sometimes I'll know something is there, but just not be able to see it. It drives me crazy that my subconscious is onto something but won't share. My sub-c must be female -- it drops hints then pouts because I don't get it. "Well if you can't see it, I'm certainly not going to tell you," it recriminates, then turns its very cold shoulder.<B
Remember when Geraldo was a respected ABC News journalist, back before he "opened Al Capone's vault" and earned sideshow status? Remember the good old days when you lost journalistic credibility after leaving ABC News? These days you cost ABC News its credibility by joining them. Ending months of speculation, ABC announced it will try to
Whoever said it never rains in Southern California... That would be the Chamber of Commerce. They were outfitted in slickers, galoshes, and umbrellas when they thought it up. <TD class="mb-Body-Qu
He's grounded, Lucas. Now that's taking an impersonation to the extremes...
Poison Dwarf Hehehehehehehe. thank you... just remember us Jews do guilt better than allllllll the rest. <img src="../images/smiles/grim.g
Yeardley Smith. Known pretty much only as the voice of Lisa Simpson, she's a remarkable talent who never found the right vehicle to make her a star. She always has unique line readings that leave me floored. In fact, when I auditioned for my last radio gig there was a line I couldn't get a handle on. I thought, "How would Yeardley read this?" did it that way and nailed the audition. Mark Blankfield. The cast member from Fridays who s
The news irresponsibly reported that Craig will be the SIXTH Bond! He is NOT! He's the SEVENTH! (David Niven, Casino Royale) Try 8th. Barry Nelson, TV version of Casino Royale. (Available on the Casino Royale movie DVD.) They are correct in that the new bond will be the 6
I have made some people who don't think I suck. Now we know who really stole that notebook from the Baron F. Memorial Library and Museum. Sorry for doubting you, Sandy Berger. Tell me, did you go the Burke and Hare route or did you find a way of acquiring fresher spare parts?
when computers were still big huge things with green and black screens. I used to have a box of punchcards to program computers with.... These kids today don't know how easy they got it, I tells ya!
My laptop is 'out for delivery', according to the UPS website. That means it will be here today! Yay! I hate UPS. Last Christmas Eve, my new CD-R drive arrived in Bullhead at 3 A.M. I'd spent all night tracking its progress cross country. By 7 A.M. it was on a truck, tooling around th
Fuzzy is obsessed with plastic bags. I wish I knew why. He scrunches them, he explorers them, he sits in them, he even gnaws on them. ????? The only thing he does with boxes is claw them. Ju Hiccup. No. Did ju? <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=center bgCol