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Cheese Is Our Friend, Not Food. in Misc JoeUser Forums

You know... life is funny. You wake up, go to the refrigerator, and there's almost always something missing. Cheese. It's not like we eat if all. Most of it just runs away. But I have to know why we eat it. It has done nothing to us so we do we attack it's populus? Do you know? It's because we are mindless, eating machines, just like Bruce from Finding Nemo. He could only resist it until he realized that being nice to them isn't nearly as eff

Reply to In Front of a Pit of Angry Emo Kids in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

...and smelly. Capt. over and out! P.S.~ Think of it this way, you're going get a lot of little points from me saying you stink all the time. So, it's not a bad thing.

Reply to How To Make New Friends in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

That's good. Carry on then. You must have important friends to make now. Capt. over and out!

Reply to How To Make New Friends in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

eww... stay away from me! that's gross! j/k So, you're making fun of yourself? That's not how you make new friends, unless if you're trying out a new procedure that you think can do any better than mine. Capt. over and out!

Reply to See the Art in Me in Misc JoeUser Forums

Dude, it's all about Roper! Roper's the man/band! The only problem is Roperisdumb Capt. over and out!

Reply to How do you write a Joeuser Article? in Misc JoeUser Forums

The idea of in depth articles not getting as many points is not totally true. I wrote "Why Teens Are The Way They Are." That is one of my best articles in a sense of what got me the most points. Then I have "Modern Cartoons Vs. Their Retro Counterparts". That is by far my favorite article that I honestly put a lot of my feeling towards the topic. I honestly think I made cartoons almost seem serious. It is my second best. I had around 4000 readings of t

Reply to I had a......... in Misc JoeUser Forums

Stacey what have we told you about not writting coherently? Capt. over and out! P.S.~ no, I didn't have any dreams.

Reply to How To Make New Friends in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

sarah~ you don't count, you stink! lol j/k and like I said, if you can see your feet your probably not a woman. hehe! you know i'm kidding. Ashley~ I still think you were just messed up because I was never angry with you. Actually, to be totally honest, I was never actually yelling at you to make you mad. I was just seeing how mad you'd get. island~ it's alright. I understand. my older sister could too until she was about... oh, 15 y

Reply to I don't think I'm gay in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Do I make you feel gay? I'm sure I could think of some reasons why Jeffers and I could make you feel that way. Capt. over and out!

Reply to In Front of a Pit of Angry Emo Kids in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

Mosh pits are creepy! I know why they're emo now. They're going to concerts and getting beaten up there too. I'd be depressed if that was my life too. Capt. over and out!

Reply to Understanding the UnSmelly in Misc JoeUser Forums

I WAS right handed until my dad made me left handed. Isn't that just about rude and a half? Capt. over and out!

Reply to How To Make New Friends in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

So, zoo, do you think that you're good enough proof? Capt. over and out!

Reply to Oooops! I sat on them! in Misc JoeUser Forums

Glasses are awesome! They're like man-made roaches. They just don't give up and they servive some serious beat-downs. i have a nice bit of concrete in one of my linses because when i was pouring some it splashed up on my glasses. I just thought it was sweat so i barely did anything to get it off. i ended up scraping dried concrete off of them. Luckily, it was only a small area. These little guys have been through it all. I've had to put 3 new

Reply to How To Make New Friends in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

He was one of my biggest catches too. Weren't you zoo? Yes you were! You little pudding snack you. *pets shaun* I just don't think that I did this one right. Sometimes I wonder if you would really call him a friend. Maybe it's more like "pet". j/k dude Capt. over and out!

Reply to Always on the lookout for JUsers in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Nah, I'm not that bad. I just try to make sure that I don't talk about JU at school too much because some crazy teacher might try to join. Capt. over and out!

Reply to How To Make New Friends in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

Only if I find it to be successful. If it's not you can have the copyright if you'd like Capt. over and out!

Reply to How To Make New Friends in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

That's alright island gurl. I can't have one either but the aproach still works at times. Capt. over and out!

Reply to How To Make New Friends in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

Well thanks. I'm glad I could make you smile. island~ When you make your first new friend with my methods let me know so I can get a testimonial. Capt. over and out!

Reply to I Can Take Care of My Self! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

But you'll never know if they care until you do. Capt. over and out!

Reply to I Can Take Care of My Self! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

This is what you do... Slap 'em a few times like I know you can and they'll realize what you're trying to say. Capt. over and out!

Reply to How To Make New Friends in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

How do you think I got friends like zoologist, apdelong, carebear, or death_by_beebles? Capt. over and out!

How To Make New Friends in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

Alright. I think it's safe for me to write this from my experience. These lessons took a while to learn but they seem to have paid off pretty well. The first thing you have to do is find another human being that is still breathing. This is usually a pretty easy step to follow. Now, make sure this person isn't already a friend or family member because they wou

Reply to Understanding the UnSmelly in Misc JoeUser Forums

Does that mean we have 6? Dude, that's killer! All we need now is to find a left handed appliance store... or start one and then we'd be set. Capt. over and out!

Reply to Always on the lookout for JUsers in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I don't know what I'd think if a teacher saw this stuff... they'd probably call the cops on my parents for neglect of something like that. lol And yeah, i'm a bit paranoid at times too. Capt. over and out!

Reply to When I Needed You in Misc JoeUser Forums

Do you know how little I care how many songs I could right? That's not the point and trust me, I'm no emo. Capt. over and out!