cplair

cplair

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[quote]No siree, they'd swim ashore (all the way from Scotland, and probably underwater [/quote] Ah yes, the long cold walk in the North Atlantic! You gotta take a step and then come up for air, take another step, then come up for air... Calculating distance, tide, accounting for varitable weather patterns and seasonal change, guess we'll see you boys around 2106! [e digicons]:dur:[/e]

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[quote]Cplair be feelin' 'is oats t'day! But yer poor crimos be hors de ouvres fer me big Scot bairns....more's th' pity....but look't th' bright side, matey....ye'll be payin' less taxes on 'em.[/quote] Dr J, I come from Watts down in South Central Los Angeles! They stole all my oates! Just keep repeating Invasion Fleet - Milk Crates! Navy Boats - Pawn Shop! Troops - JACKED! I'm trying to save all you poor boys lives! However if I can't change

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[quote]You forgot upstate N.Y. [/quote] [e digicons]XD[/e] [e digicons]XD[/e] [e digicons]XD[/e] I've been trying to warn these dudes 2of3! They don't hear me! They want to take the 13 Colonies back! Go ahead and take it, after an hour you'll beg us to get you outta there! Can't you see their invasion force anchored in N.Y. Harbor, 5 minutes later, boat JACKED! The fleet's now on milk crates!! Plus, you

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[quote]There's plenty of room outback for 200,000,000+ crimos, should blend right in with the locals[/quote] You do that and you'll be responsible for starting a plague of Roos, Wombats and Aborigines constantly getting sexually assulted! Besides, we have our own version of the Outback right here. We call it Texas, Alaska, Montana and California! Oh yeah and Detroit! [e digicons]:rofl:[/e]

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[quote]Whaddya mean, got enuff troops? Just one Scots soldier with a kaber that'd put John Holmes to shame and scare the hell out of Bubba is more than enough... and a whole brigade of 'em would see such panic and fear in the streets there'd be no 'jacking' of cars, horses, mopeds or even rollerskates... why, you'd even be able to leave your car unlocked with yer valuables in plain view on the front seat and they'd still be there when you got back...[/quote] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] &n

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[quote]And a very special congrats to my good friends cplair[/quote] I'm in total shock Jack! I can't dance because I can't stop crying! [quote] Curtis.. bout freaking time![/quote] Thanks Brick, I don't know what to do, I'm besides myself right now! Heeeeeeeeeeelp! [quote]to Curtis for his wonderful enthusiasm and being his happy cheerful self.[/quote] Much thanks to you Leo! [quote]A special shout-out to cplair [/quote] You're a MadMan Po Smed, my kinda guy! Thanks dud

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[quote]I can assure you that when them thar fellers lift them kilts, there wouldn't be a 'bad boy' within a bulls roar of 'em. The sight is not just awesome, it's bloody scary and them bad boys 'd be heading fer them thar hills. Why do you think Hadrian built that wall between England and Scotland? [/quote] Maybe so Starkers, but they can't do that Braveheart crap in East Los Angeles! I'm sorry dawg! A fool out here will tell you BREAK YOURSELF, and walk off with your gu

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[quote]The Scots aren't known as 'devils in skirts' for nothing.[/quote] [quote]Me and some mates are ready to take back the colonies...[/quote] Good luck in East Philly and Harlem wearin' those skirts Pal! Hate to say the day you arrive you'll see those muskets on sale in the nearest Pawn Shop! [e digicons]XD[/e] [e digicons]XD[/e] [e digicons]XD[/e] I'm tryin' to tell you, the only way you'll be allowed to walk US streets dressed lik

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[quote]I wouldna' be sleepin' well were I you (which thanks be I ain't) coz I ain't sleepin well as I is me![/quote] So sorry the US can't be a tad more accommodating for ya. However we do have alternative activites from organizations such as the Crips and Bloods, who are far better suited for your Swashbuckling desires! [e digicons]O:)[/e]

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[quote]Sorry I be ter tell yer right! 'tis a sorry sorry day fer us all. 'n it'll be gettin' worse, not better[/quote] [e digicons]XD[/e] I can see the headlines now: Entire British Fleet "Boat-Jacked" while anchored in New York Harbor! 300 frontline warships, stripped and sitting on milk crates. 10,000 crew members mugged and last seen wandering somewhere in South Bronx. [e digicons]:rofl:[/e]

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[quote]Message from Her Majesty The Queen[/quote] They're Baaack! If one by land, if two by sea... Dear Your Most Majestic Highness: Still pissed off about 1776 huh? Talk about holding a grudge, not that I blame you, we all knew that General Lord Cornwallis was a terrible choice. O

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[quote]William Tell Overture[/quote] YEP! The man knows his Classical music, way to go Bichur wins the prize!! A brand new 2009 THROBBER! (Don't know if you ever gotten over your old broken one, just hope this help some)[e digicons]:dur:[/e] [quote]now he can't rub it in that I didn't know, which he was bound to do [/quote] [e digicons]*_*[/e] Fellas I'm really not this bad! Am I? [e digicons]:([/e]

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[quote]Simple perhaps, but it won't work.[/quote] Worked for me when I migrated from XP to Vista. But then, that's just me. And course you can't transfer applications and expect them to work, that's all install and OS registry. [e classic]:)[/e]

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My Gawd floks! Get an external USB drive cradle, pop out the old hard drive, drop the drive into the cradle, plug the drive cradle into the new laptop's USB and transfer anything or everything you want directly from the drive. After that if you still feel the need to image the old drive, you can do that while it's cradled to the new laptop too. And if you're really lazy, you can boot from the cradled drive as well, otherwise it's just extern

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