You wanna read some? If you do, I'll tell you the best ones... i do ! i adore kindergarten humour . can i start ? ... i will anyway. Q) what is green and brown, has six legs, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree
i meant my comment king. heh. not yours mig XXX
oooooh. THAT comment looks funny hehe. i'm too lazy to fix it, too.
Reply #21 By: sld6 - i LOVE self-deprecating jokes, i HATE slef-defeating personalities . i know this. that is is why you love me after all, my sweet little hunk of crumpet *smooch* <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=center bgColor
Reply #6 By: kingbee - silly literal interpretation is that better or worse than a silly liberal interpretation? depends, king. see, the author of that comment is my actual real-life, in-person, flesh-and-blood best friend. hehe. and he has such a literal mind (if you could call that
the most any law can do is demarcate the line between what is permissable and what isnt and make crossing that line costly enough to dissuade those who might otherwise ignore it--something that didnt exist in any real sense in american racial relations prior to 1964. thankyou, king <img src="../images/
Way to go with the literal interpretations . You silly, silly woman.Marco XX. PS Weren't you supposed to call me...like, an hour ago. Not only are you a silly woman, you are tardy. (God! One can have so much fun without swearing) *gags* luckily for you i did eventually return that call. i would ha
Humans have the equivalent of robotic paradox intolerence heh. you would know. When presented with rules and mores that are so simple, necessary and common sensed
hey muggy, this is beautiful. i knew it was in there somewhere. does it sound too awful and mumsy if i say i'm really proud of you ?. too bad, hehe, I AM !!!!. she is dead to me... I decided today ohhhh !!!!. i'm proud of you all over again, muggy !!!! <img src="../images/smiles/smile.gif" bor
the anti-discrimination act came into being as legal direction for people who don’t know how to treat other people ... people who would knowingly discriminate against others unless it were actually illegal . the mindsets of such people are not difficult to imagine ... this world is full of so-called superior beings who would happi
Reply #18 By: Floozie - Mig - after my article yesterday about my perfect house and it's scary resemblance to yours, I am getting a little scared. Maybe I am you, just a few years late? I hope so - you seem to be pretty happy and happening. I could do much worse than to follow in your footsteps! i wish
That is so strange! Maybe I have secretly been channelling your thoughts and this is why I want to live this way? I LOVE the ruby red wine glasses - I will have to keep them in mind. Stews are one of my favourite things in the world. Sure they aren't particularly trendy or refined, but the are so warming and comfortable, kind of
ugh. i'm into soooo torturing you that i posted that twice. my kingdom for a self-editor. i did NOT spell the dinosaur name wrong in the first one and try to fix it mid-post .. hehe ... ok, i did. capt, please delete the 2ND one. thanks. stupid mig XX
Reply #17 By: stevendedalus - Mig, how about presenting Cornbread with a pair of steel balls to roll around in his sweaty hands? agreed, stevendedalus. he can borrow mine hehe <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=center bg
what me, worry ? ] well that was the intention anyway you know king, i can't read arabic, but i guessed what the message meant mainly from the tone of your comments ... love it <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=cen
gene, i like smataz. it does convey the meaning you hope. well, at least it does to me. "mignuna" is a local-dialect (or hybrid) maltese word meaning "crazy girl". it was bestowed upon me by a maltese friend, and it just stuck ... no idea why ... but my name is actually vanessa. mig XX
id given up wondering if anyone would get around to asking...much less actually get it! i'm glad i asked, then, because i've been wanting to since i saw it as ive said be
Reply By: ShitsNgiggles: aww, steve. wesley would be fabulous at kickboxing hehe. No he wouldnt! He has bad knees and flat feet. exactly hehe. btw, steve, do you think wes would consider publishing his poetry on here ?. <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=center bgColor=#FFF394 class="mb-Bod
Reply By: kingbee: if thats truly the case--and id have to see a demonstration--im sure you do it with panache heh. i wish that were true, king. i'm not excessively tall (5ft 8in), but i grew tall very quickly as a young woman, and somehow i just never seem to have adjusted my centre of gravity. i als
wow, suz. that sounds uncannily like my house, you know !. dining table on the floor, music 24/7, huge 4 poster bed and a wardrobe in the bedroom, no overhead lights, i look out my window in the corner of the study, i grow herbs, (i even have a marble mortar and pestle !!), i have a huge purple couch, i collect vintage silverware, i have a green wall & a pink one, i have huge ruby red wineglasses and we live on my homemade stews in winter !. (
the old jokes arent at all feeble...theyre insightful dammit as are you, oh researcher of voles damn, i have to ask. if this makes no sense, sorry. but, the curiousity is killing me. the title ? alfred e. newman ?
Reply #5 By: kingbee - what a shame i'm so graceless just a few days ago--so its not like im dancin here--i published my conviction you were a paragon of rationality, graciousness and empathy (for not having taken a poultry shears to forcibly separate your stepmothers 30 phalanges). as i recall, several others joined me i
im glad you found it amusing. i did. i did ! at least you avoided the old joke ... what's the word for an exclusive long-term sexual relationship ? ... eight letters ... starts with 'mmmm' and ends with ' why ?' ... give up ? ... it's monotony *have become woman who laughs
Reply By: CrispE - Well, as Jeff on the BBC show "Coupling" might add "breathing" But I suppose if she were all the other things mentioned breathing might be optional. Hehehe. hehe crispe. necrophilia is yucky <img src="../images/smiles/
Reply By: kingbee - someone apparently overlooked funny (id prefer more than a mere 'good sense of humor' ). my other personal preferences are rational, gracious and empathetic. oh and if its not asking too much, a delightfully dirty mind? king, i imagine that any amore of yours would need to be
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