KellyW0498

KellyW0498

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Reply to Nonsense No. 39 in Writing JoeUser Forums

r sticking with me so far. I'm loving this trip, you know me too...just like the song says....take a trip and never leave the farm.

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Reply to She moved out... in Parenting JoeUser Forums

Donna, I know this is hard on you. ...I just wish I could prevent her going through any of that but I know it's a natural part of life! I totally understand this feeling. Did you get my e-mail?

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Reply to Forks in the road in Writing JoeUser Forums

This is one of those make-up-your-own-ending things Kelly. Don't cha just hate it when that happens? Nah...it keeps me coming back for more...more...more..

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Reply to Word-Wise. Distrait in Misc JoeUser Forums

Wow, what a day. I mean I really need a martini after what I have witnessed. I saw a distrait mom driving along the road in a van swerving because she was yelling at her kids. If that wasn't bad enough, a block further down the road I saw a grown man hopping up and down on one booted foot because the other was straight up the ass of some young man. Jeez, what a day!

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Reply to Cube in Writing JoeUser Forums

I love your story, but right now I am sick of cubes. I am referring to the simple or stratified cuboidal epithelium. Yup, that's what you invoked. This classification of a cell shape is famous for it's secretions (mucous, sweat and enzymes). Not to mention absortion (food through intestines.) I do love a good doodle though, particularly a cheese doodle. Hehe...

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Reply to Rebel Yell in Writing JoeUser Forums

I think I can safely say, we will all have that song in our heads now.. Thanks Roy! I think we will always be searching for stuff in our life, even if the stuff changes.

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Reply to Memphis in Writing JoeUser Forums

Stuff always comes when you don't have a pen and paper either. As usual....good read

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Reply to Magic in Writing JoeUser Forums

But what the hell, he thought right before he drifted off to sleep. What could it possibly hurt? And he snapped his fingers and wiggled his nose anyway. ...he's leaving no stone unturned. I like this.

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Reply to Decisions. Decisions. in Misc JoeUser Forums

First of all, I think you would be brilliant on broadcast television. Good Gracious, look at Diane Sawyer, Barbara Walters, I'm sure there are other anchor women that are way, way older than you and not nearly as interesting as you. Whatever you do, you will be great. I know that much. Now, if you could just get past that 6th grade homework you can conquer the world!

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Reply to EPIPHANY-MART in Writing JoeUser Forums

Waiter: What will you have sir? Customer: I'll have the pancakes with a side of bacon. Waiter: And to drink? Customer: Coffee, please. Waiter: No problem, sir. And did you realize that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration? That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively? Customer: No, I didn't, but thanks! Waiter: Our pleasure, sir. Your pancakes will be out shortly. The above epiphany provided by

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Reply to Death in Poetry JoeUser Forums

I continue onwards To death, unperturbed now, that's how you live.

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Reply to Life in Poetry JoeUser Forums

I hear the beat in my head when I read it. I was just thinking the same thing. These really are gems to read.

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Reply to Hot Tamales! in TV Shows JoeUser Forums

Ohhh...I have it taped I hope it is a good one this year. Plus you made me hungry with your title.

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Reply to EPIPHANY-MART in Writing JoeUser Forums

I could really, really use an epiphany right about now. I am willing to pay full price too! I kinda like the Epiphany-Marche.. or how about breakfast at Epiphany's...?

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Reply to Zombies, Church, and Free Popcorn in Misc JoeUser Forums

hehe..the theater thing must be a new trend. There are about 3 theaters around here that I can think of that were closed down and are now churches. They don't share. They all seem to be very approachable. I really should check them out, but we will see. I hope it fits for your family.

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