Gideon--great minds think alike, no? but this kind of confirms you think I am an Uber Stud huh? how? and if you didn't see that coming a mile away you are far denser than I thought! <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" ali
OMG--I'm surprised you haven't chewed them out yet. How incredibly insensitive...next email you get, let me know--I'll rip em a new one!
its all because of thsi UBER stud. he knows who he is..... oy--let's not give him a big head, alright?
now you see, we all know Trinitie, and we all know that first one just throws the whole thing off. not necessarily trin...it could be "not having sex" or "waiting" that is most important thing to you...I think it might fit better than you think, but I'm only judging by what you write here, as I don't kn
Check out your local domestic violence centers...they usually offer some cheap-o self-defense classes put on by the local pd.
oh boys!
to fluently speak every language in the world... ...think of the things you could do...hmm...
I always find these weird, but this one seems slightly accurate: family sex work friends money
Oh, I want to go on the ladies night out, but I'm way down in DC--boo hoo. Congrats on the assignment...what a relief, you must be SOOOOOO incredibly happy. Now I'm simply keeping my fingers crossed that the packing and moving are completely uneventful! Hope you are out celebrating!
Sorry I'm late to the blub-fest--I've been on vacation this week, which means a vacation away from Joe User--but I thought I'd sneak a peak. I'm keeping my fingers crossed for you...this friday or else I will call up the people making the decisions and pitch a hissy fit! Keep us posted, and remember, I've always got a spare shoulder reserved for crying on when ever you need it!
dharma, I'd be up for it too! I just don't want the pressure of having to choose the book!
Gladys! good memory. I'm sad she's not back. My favorite episode was the one where he called the German 1-900-sex number...hilarious! I really
I adore Graham Norton. He was taping shows in NYC for a while that were showing in England but, to my enormous frustration, weren't played over here. I didn't realize he was on Comedy Central--I'll have to check it out! Is the little old lady still on? (I can't remember her name).
Trina: I'm dying to read PS I love you simply because there was so much fuss over Cecilia Ahern and whether or not she was getting the attention because she was a good writer or if it was simply because her daddy is Ireland's Taoseaich (sp?). I just can't bring myself to pay $25 for it, as it is only in hardback over here at the moment. I'm going to England in August, so hopefully I will be able to pick it up while I'm there--let me know wha
England is really trying to give me a massive heartattack. It's pretty difficult listening to the game on my computer and not getting caught by anyone. Interesting that all the pregame talk was about how Owen shouldn't be on the team anymore--guess he showed them... I'm not sure I can handle much more of this game!!
You will certainly be missed around here, as you were one of the saner, wiser voices. The voice of reason quietly coming in behind the yelling and temper trantrums!
First, try burping her--do it for a while, sometimes it takes ages, but if she's gasy she'll be upset. If that doesn't work, hold her really close to you, sway back and forth, and use one finger to stroke her from the top of her nose to the tip of her nose. Every once in a while, rub across her eyebrows. She'll find it impossible to keep her eyes open if you do that and should fall asleep. (That trick worked wonders for me when I worked at
No shades... of course I haven't seen that tripe dude, who are you kidding, I bet you own it! If not, you should, the Ms Rhode Island is funny as hell--and being from Rhode Island it's nice to see someone take us seriously once in a wh
humans are their own worst enemy
Is it that us women are so difficult to please, or are men just that bad at attempting to please us I think it's the latter more than the former! BTW, what you described is a cook-out. BBQ is a southern delight and I've yet to meet a northerner who can pull it off!
hmm...nope, you're still wrong...the shallow ways of males was countered by the stupidity of women... judging a book by its cover was left out there as a purely female thing! just trying to keep you on the feminist crusade, Muggaz!
Agreed Sally---great article. It's a shame that females have the unfortunate tendancy of judging books by their covers I don't think that quality is reserved soley for females!
any chick who knows how to operate a bluetooth device is probably not worth shagging Muggaz! I am shocked! What a stereotype! Ever see Miss. Congeniality? She was a dorky nerd type, and I'm pretty sure you'd want to shag her! (wow...my intellect is suffering when I have to use bad Sandra Bullock mov
It has always been law that you need to carry a photo ID in public if you are over 18. (That is why States issue drivers licenses and ID cards for those who don't drive). I see no reason why anyone should ever withhold their name from the police, anyway. Seems like a common sense "law" to me. Really?
You can't get fussed at Dharma--it's not like you told...someone else guessed. Congratulate both Lonesome and Imajinit for me!
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