Evil Roy

ANZAC Imperium

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ANZAC Imperium

November 2, 2003 2:51 AM from

The Imperial Guard gathered round the wounded Emperor BlueSteel for the Last Stand.

"Save yourselves," gasped Blue. His brow glistened with the Beads of Heroicism

Evil Steve eyed the faithful. The faithful eyed him back.

"We must leave this place, so that we might fight again", roared Evil.

Evil Steve threw down the Teaspoon of Endless Toil, opened the Trousers of Endless Soil Capacity, and moved the Wooden Horse of Endless Gymnastic Fortitude.

An escape tunnel.

"While you lot have been trying to beat maso, I've been making a fortune smuggling illegal contraband!", roared Evil financially.

"Huzzah!", roared the Imperial Guard.

Evil hauled the wounded Blue up onto his weary shoulders.

"Are you with me?" roared Evil laconically. "Or am I going to die of embarrassment?"

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Reply #401 January 3, 2004 7:33 PM from

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Congrats to Stydracos on becoming a pawnbroker!!!

Alex

~SDC~

Reply #402 January 3, 2004 7:50 PM from

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cONGRAT'S llMASTER oN yA fIRST mASO, mAY iT bE tHE fIRST oF mANY

End of quote

thanks. It shall.

Reply #403 January 3, 2004 8:30 PM from

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saigon, s**t, I'm still in saigon.... LOL

keep up the good work ANZACs! i iz getting all warm and fuzzy. MM7 is BACK!!!

be in touch when i iz BACK

da evil

Reply #404 January 4, 2004 1:21 AM from

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Word. Yo. There's a restaraunt chain named Saigon. I am babbling. Why are you still reading this? How much time do you have? Don't you have something better to do, like brushing the cat? I know you're rading this. We're watching you. Nice haircut.

Reply #405 January 5, 2004 12:46 AM from

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Just a little bump thingy. I am the 7th best bass clarinetist in any form of school outside college and such in coastal Texas. I'm gonna make a new starbaase module: Interstellar Concert Hall (influence +25%)

Reply #406 January 5, 2004 4:21 PM from

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i dON'T uSE mOD'S, tHEY gET mE a bIG fAT zERO mATE

Reply #407 January 5, 2004 4:52 PM from

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You got it partner.

We have a LARGE CONSERT TOUR! This year!

Reply #408 January 5, 2004 5:11 PM from

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dON'T uSE mOD'S, tHEY gET mE a bIG fAT zERO mATE

End of quote

but making them is fun LOL

Reply #409 January 5, 2004 9:32 PM from

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You got it partner

End of quote

wHEN o WhEN aRE yA gO'NA jOIN mATE

Reply #410 January 5, 2004 9:44 PM from

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never-never,

My friend.

I have been a memmber of the ANZAC Imperium Empire Sence day ONE!

I AM your silent COMMANDER!

always-always

Reply #411 January 5, 2004 10:27 PM from

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REF. Post # 62

WE MAY be going to WAR SOON!

BE! PREPEARED!

DROP! AND GIVE ME 20 SOLDIER!!!

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Reply #412 January 6, 2004 8:00 PM from

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Whatcha doing!?

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Who you fooling!?

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GET! OUT the WAY!

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Pass the UZI's please.

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WE have the mighty Stydracos

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And the mighty Warty

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They'll bring you to your knees

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We have Dracko81

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along with Mark Newcombe

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Thay are like a loaded GUN

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YOU WANT SOME LAVA FUN!?

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Son you know you BETTER RUN!

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NO! NEED! For ALIBIS

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BEACUSE it's HAMMER TIME!!!

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WHAT!? YOU think I'M MEAN!?

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LOOKIT THERE THIER'S EVIL STEVE!

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NO NEED TO CRY!

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WE ARE GOING to KICK!!! YOUR HINES!!!

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WHAT! CAN I SAY!!!

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Reply #413 January 7, 2004 3:27 AM from

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'sob

I'm still recovering from seeing Steve Waugh retiring yesterday to successfully wage war on you guys

. Oh well, I guess some Galciv (and alcohol) may help me forget.

Reply #414 January 7, 2004 5:07 AM from

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Heh, I was one of the yobbos on the hill. Well, not the really loud ones, I was a few rows in front of them.

Reply #415 January 7, 2004 5:52 AM from

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-tongosithlord

wELCOME tO dA aNZAC'S mATE

hOPE yA lIKE bEER tHEN mORE bEER & lOTS oF rUM o'YES

oUR eMPEROR o'EVIL sTEVE wILL gIVE yA oRDER'S
lEARN tHE tECH tREE, sOME hELPFUL lINKS
http://www.galciv.com/forum.asp?BID=GS&id=119672
http://www.galciv.com/forum.asp?BID=GS&id=97352
http://www.galciv.com/forum.asp?BID=GS&id=78352
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Reply #416 January 7, 2004 8:10 AM from

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Thanks mates for the congrats!

As you know doubt guessed I'm a bit inactive, having no time to play Galciv at the moment.
Hopefully this will change in the future

I still drop in occasionally and keep track on the goings on.

Have fun people

~SDC~

Reply #417 January 7, 2004 9:58 AM from

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This is more like it.

As always, the ANZAC house has a more cosmopolitan feel.

Hello, Evil. Hello, never. Hello, Warty. Hello, others. Let’s sit for a spell and have tea, shall we? You can consider this a long overdue space pirate raid / social to-do.

How have things been going for y’all? The Meta been treating you well? I love... blah blah blah. Whatever. Now hand over yer booz or the kangaroo loses its tail! ARRRGH!!!

Well it’s time for me to head out. It’s been grand. Unitl next time, tootles!

(edit: I get so excited on these raids! Can't type!)
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Reply #418 January 7, 2004 10:24 AM from

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Hey now. I thought you had made a special trek to RB space, there, Kit. But no, noooooooooo. You're making the rounds everywhere. Why you inexpensive sex industry worker, you. LOL Three cheers for the aging pirates! With a little help from Viagra, you can still manage to conduct a few raids.

- Sirian

Reply #419 January 7, 2004 5:34 PM from

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that was cold, dude.

Reply #420 January 7, 2004 8:50 PM from

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Calling all the Anzacs

Are there any of you here who would like to contribute to the new metaverse medals. If so please click on the 'sticky' thread on galciv for full details. the new medals will supplement the existing ones.

Megatron

Reply #421 January 7, 2004 9:37 PM from

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2 medal ideas posted

Reply #422 January 7, 2004 9:38 PM from

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just need the graphics to go with them! (20x20 gif)

Reply #423 January 8, 2004 3:57 AM from

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dEAREST kITTYWARRIOR LOL

nOW tHAT i'VE jUMPED oUT oF dA bATH & aRE aLL wRINKERLY, jUST lIKE yOU:sniff!:

End of quote

sIRIAN

oLD mATE, yA sTILL hAVN'T lOST yA sENSE nOSTALGIA, mISS tHOSE aWAY mISSIONS

End of quote

Reply #424 January 8, 2004 9:07 PM from

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Reply #425 January 9, 2004 5:08 AM from

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A Fairdinken Aussie Luv Poem

“Of Course I Luv ya Darling”

You’re a bloody top notch bird
And when I say ur gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don’t mind a bit of flab
It means that when I’m ready
There’s something there to grab

So ya belly isn’t flat anymore
I’ll tell ya, I don’t care
As long as when I cuddle ya
I care get me arm’s around there

No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They gave into gravity
But I know ya did ya best

I’m telling ya the truth now
I never tell a lies
I think it’s very sexy
That ya got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nannies grave now
The moment that we met
I thought u was as good as
I was ever gonna get

No matter what u look like
I’ll always luv ya dear
Now shut up while the cricket’s on
And get me another beer.

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