LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

funy, but this one has some more powerful stuff, by the true American singer, and of course, I mean by that, Tom Lehrer.

I hold your hand in mine, dear,
I press it to my lips.
I take a healthy bite
From your dainty fingertips.

My joy would be complete, dear,
If you were only here,
But still I keep your hand
As a precious souvenir.

The night you died I cut it off,
I really don't know why.
For now each time I kiss it
I get bloodstains on my tie.

I'm sorry now I killed you,
For our love was something fine,
And till they come to get me
I shall hold your hand in mine.

-- I hold your hand in mine Tom Lehrer, 1959


"You know, of all the songs I have ever sung, that is the one I've had the most requests not to."

LavaLampMaster,

Sniff..sob....touching (:(

Sniff...Sniff... I got to hand it to you... (:(

Sob..sob.. That song bites the soul.. (:(

Sniff.. I can put my finger on the part but... (:(

It make me feel like singing I WANT TO HOLD YOUR HAND! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.......







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Is this an empire or is this a musical?!?! :notsure:

LOL

Why don’t y’all come over to the Doom for some brewskies? We’re sure to have ALL your favorite thirst quenchers. Stay as long as you feel like and keep singing the sad love songs. Us space pirates will just stick a hook or peg in our ears. LOL

cheesy pun city.

dA cRIMINAL jOLLY rOGER fREAKS( lOCK uP aLL sMALL cHILDREN ) aRE 148k "bEHIND"LOL

213k aHEAD iS dA gOOD oLD bLOKES Of tHE rEALMS bEYOND


c'MON all, lET'S gET gO'N

sUBMIT tHOSE gAMES

iTS tIME tO fOR aUSSIEISATION,

bY dA dAY oF tHE rOPE.........

Hay Butthead Lava said PUD!

Haha Haha

Ya I heard Beavis...It's CHEESY TO!.... Hehe Hehe...


Haha Haha

Haha Haha

Haha Haha

Haha Haha











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It's official. All hostilities, declared and covert -- even black ops -- have ceased between Realms Beyond and the ANZACs. You folks will have to overtake the Canucks before we'll be back in range of one another.

To aid your cause, we are sending several barrels of stout and stolen plans for uber hockey sticks. Use these resources wisely!


- Sirian

oFFICICAL aCCEPTED sIRIAN.

wITH a cOUPLE oF bEACH bOMBSHELL'S C'MON yOUR wAY, wE'RE nOT gREEDLY, wE cAN sHARE oUR aMPLE wOMEN

bUT wHEN dA aNZAC'S oVERTAKE tHE cANUCKS aLL bETS aRE oFF.

uNLESS wE c'MON tOO sOME OTHER aRRANGEMENT oK mATE




....................dAY Of tHE rOPE..................




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Well we wERE planning to send a barge full of porterhouse steaks and a bunch of fireworks, but sOMEBODY made a wiseacre remark about our beef and something about U.S. of a donkey's behind, so the shipment has been cancelled. Sorry. Where's Evil Steve when you guys need him? Y'all won't go far without your main man diplomat to regulate the wilder outback types among you.


- Sirian

pROMOTED yET aGAIN & hIT 200k

YEEEEEE-HAW!

jUST cAUSE i'Z bORN iN a sHACK wITHOUT rUNNING wATER oR eLECTRICITY dOSN'T mAKE uS sIMPLE oUTBACK tYPE'S bUT aUSTRALIA dA bIG cOUNTRY aND sHOVEL'S aRE cHEAP.... LOL

mR sIRIAN dA cANUCK

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right lads I IZ BACK

just like to take da h'opportunity to tank all me ANZACs, 'specially da vocal ones like da never-never, and da master of da lamp, and h'also da ANZACs best friend, da mighty rapper MM77 - respect and a big up yerself - i iz so full of beanz i iz havin' a bit of a botty disaster....

i iz wantin' all me ministers to tell all ga goss, innuendo and slander. i iz noticin' dat da evil empire iz havin' a bit of a turn. iz der anything else?

i az a cunning plan. WATCH DIS SPACE

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oop, dat az placed too much pressue on da botty department, i iz runnin'. iz doin da 100 meters in 9.2 seconds.....

LOL

Welcome back, Steve. You need to kick your boyz into gear, seein as how the Canucks woke up the moment we passed them and we've been drag racing ever since. Like 100k in about sixty hours. I leaned out the window and looked back for da ANZACs but all I saw was grasshoppers and tumbleweeds. Where da heck iz you?? What? In the privy? Good grief. LOL


- Sirian

pLEASE o'eVIL s



nEW yEAR, nEW lOGO

wHAT dA yOU bLOKES rECK'EN hEY............. :notsure:

fret not never-never...i az a cunnning plan.....

That's what Blackadder said.

A BARBIE TOO FAR

Evil Steve stood tall in the dock – squared jawed, nobly browed, devilishly handsome. A tearstained gaggle of the galaxy’s most beautiful women embarked on the latest craze of synchronised swooning.

The Metaverse Supreme Court was in session. Seven of the most respected emperors glared down on Evil Steve – the wise wizard, Ray the Wanderer, ol’ iron paw, Wild Wombat, the drum-skinned G-Force, the corny Surther, the inscrutable Jedi Master Yoda, Paguma, Lord of the Undead , the wily strategist, Sirian.

“Evil Steve”, intoned Ray majestically, “You iz charged, ahem, you are charged with being a crap emperor.”

“How do you plead?” intoned Wombat ferrously.

“Dis court iz h’incontintutional”, fumed Evil Steve majorly.

“Your airing of your personal problem is casting a major cloud over Metaverse relationships”, gasped Ray palely.

“You ANZACs need to show some respect”, coughed Wombat sickly.

“Who iz top dog ‘ere?” squirted Evil Steve wetly, knowing full well that the lead, like his underwear, was hotly contested.

“Further to the charge of being a crap emperor,” intoned Ray momentarily, “you are also charged with being a POM pretending to be an Aussie pretending to a be a Cambridge educated Jewish entertainer pretending to be a gangsta rapper.”

“How do you plead”, intoned Wombat suddenly.

“Iz we talkin’ off camera?” roared Evil Steve blackly.

“Right that’s it,” roared Ray magnificently, “you are sentenced to……”

“Not so fast, wizard,” roared Evil Steve pointedly. An uzi gleamed unnaturally in his beautifully formed fist. “I iz only pretendin’ to be h’incontinent so dat you iz not searchin’ me pipe.”

CRASH

The ANZACs burst into the courtroom, uzis out.

“Right lads,” roared Evil Steve gorgeously, “let’s show ‘em some respect!”

BAKKA BAKKA ACK ACK BAKKA BAKKA ACK ACK BAKKA BAKKA

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Evil Steve suddenly woke from his two week coma and dug his way out of a pile of empty tinnies. The rest of the ANZACs fidgeted and scratched in the ANZAC bunker.

“All hail Evil Steve,” they roared introspectively.

Evil Steve sniffed the air. Incense. Something was terribly wrong.

“Hey Evil Steve,” minced the mighty Stydracos, “have a look at my embroidery.”

“No Evil Steve,” minced the glowing LavaLampMaster, “have a look at my macramé.”

“Please Evil Steve,” minced the capital Never-Never, “I insist you gaze upon my origami. Look it’s in the shape of an uzi”

Evil Steve pinched himself. The booze had been plundered and the bunker looked like a CWA meet. He’d only been away 2 weeks and the whole gang had turned into butty-boys.

“Right that’s it,” roared Evil Steve homeopathically. “Da Metaverse is payin’ us no respect, and so we iz not respectin’ da Metaverse! Oil up yer uzis”

“Huzzah,” roared the ANZACs instantly.

Evil Steve tossed over the empty tinnies.

“Get workin’ on da helmets. We iz rebellin’”, roared Evil Steve. “At least until we get our booze back.”

bugger, the logo was supposed to be transparent.

can we run with this for a week or two lads?

if u iz happy to go with it - i'll create a new Rum Rebellion thread, and a Rum Rebellion recuitment thread.

otherwise we can revert back to the ANZACs. am happy to do that too.



ps if someone has software to make the logo (the white) transparent, i think it'll look a lot cooler.

the hell?

rum rebellion and bushrangers - you can't get more oz than that. iz you ok LLM?

:notsure:

er... oz?

oz = aussie. dat jpeg iz da world famous ned kelly image. da rum rebellion iz an aussie historical event based around a rebellion due to lack of booze.

h'actually you iz emailin' me?

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