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Never Been Kissed

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Never Been Kissed

And Proud of It

from JoeUser Forums
That's right folks. I've never been kissed.

I view kissing as a sacred act---something with which you only share with someone you are deeply in love with. Maybe that makes me naive, but I don't care. I would never kiss someone I didn't love, and this has thrown many of my "boyfriends" (if you wanna call them that) for a loop.

I want the imaginary fireworks, I want the "I can't breath but I don't give a sh**" feeling, I want emotional stimulation. I want the guy to not care that I have chapped lips and a lip ring that may or may not get in the way. I want the world to stop; I want to feel like I could die after this and be ok with it. I do not want some cheap makeout session that I've been told is so fun.

I want you guys to share your first kiss stories with me, because well, I like to live vicariously. I don't want the sleezy stories I'm sure to get; I want the wonderful, "There's nothing in the world like a first kiss" stories. So please, comment away.

Trinitie
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Reply #26 from JoeUser Forums Top
Sir Maxwell- AHEM!

Trin- a lot of good points. I still agree wholeheartedly with you. And yeah, the car analogy left something to be desired.

~Dan
Reply #27 from JoeUser Forums Top
I for one like this analogy (maybe that's because i'm a slut)... it's true that we all have to learn to drive. Me, well hell, i've test driven about 50 cars (and one or two trucks... hehehe...) There were a few that were more fun to drive than others, but I learned something from all of them...

I like the one I've got now, and I plan to keep it around a while... I sure hope the warranty doesn't run out anytime soon... I don't think all those test drives that I took in the past detract in any way from the driving that I do now...
Elemental: Reforged
Reply #28 from JoeUser Forums Top
boo yah, the point wasn't that it was a good analogy...the point was that I tried to provide you with an analogy at all. I said it was less than perfect so there's no reason for any of you to point that out. If waiting to kiss is your agenda than good for you. But don't be surprised if it makes the path to relationship fulfillment a bit difficult, and in my opinion, a whole lot less fun.
Reply #29 from JoeUser Forums Top
you need to calm down Ted. YOu're taking it a little too personally.

Trinitie
Reply #30 from JoeUser Forums Top
isn't it past your bedtime Trin?
Reply #31 from JoeUser Forums Top
Michael, I'm 18. Plus, I don't have parents! I can stay up all night if I want to!

Trinitie
Reply #32 from JoeUser Forums Top
That's nice. I was on the computer talking to people for 9 hours last night. I think I need to find something else to do with my time. Any suggestions?

Capt. over and out!
Reply #33 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hi, you left a comment on my first post and I've just realised how to use the technology to reply back to you. thanks, I appreciated what you said and i respect your choice over your kisses. Don't give them away for the sake of it if you don't want to.
Reply #34 from JoeUser Forums Top
Capt. CB, try playing Ping-pong. I love ping-pong:)

~Dan
Reply #35 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oh, yes! Good times. You know what's even more fun? Battle Pong!!! I have it for my Atari 600. I love that game. The only prob. is that all of our controlers with spiner nobs are broken.

Capt. over and out!
Reply #36 from JoeUser Forums Top
from first kiss memories to Atari 600... you guys are SO romantic
Reply #37 from JoeUser Forums Top
that's what I was thinking imajinit.

Trinitie
Reply #38 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well hey, if you're not going to kiss anyone you might as well play ping pong.
Reply #39 from JoeUser Forums Top
what about kissing them and using your tongue to play ping pong with their's?
Reply #40 from JoeUser Forums Top
lol, I guess so.

Trinitie
Reply #41 from JoeUser Forums Top
"what about kissing them and using your tongue to play ping pong with their's?"

Does it get any cheesier?

~Dan
Reply #42 from JoeUser Forums Top
Dan - i don't know what your deal is, but you seem to be on my back lately...
Reply #43 from JoeUser Forums Top
Imajinit, its in you head

I wonder if they could change the name from Tonsil hockey to Tonsil Ping Pong?

BAM!!!
Reply #44 from JoeUser Forums Top
Trinitie!

What a wonderful decision! I've been married and divorced and it was the WRONG thing by far. I've decided the next person I kiss will be my husband on my wedding day because THAT will be the single most romantic thing I can give to him is the fact that I'll never kiss another man ever. You're an amazing and surprising girl, Trinitie! You rock!
Reply #45 from JoeUser Forums Top
I know some women are into no sex before marriage but surely no kissing before marriage is taking it a step too far......... is it just me?

I personally don't care one iota if any woman I am involved with has kissed a man before, in fact I think I would find her strange if she hadn't
Reply #46 from JoeUser Forums Top
Once again, no one said anything about waiting until marriage-----I mean, I didn't anyway.

Trinitie
Reply #47 from JoeUser Forums Top
I think it's become the primary issue, anyway.

~Dan
Reply #49 from JoeUser Forums Top
Trin... look again at my list... you've been there all along... sometimes things aren't what they seem...

i'll give you a hint though... ever see The Matrix?
Reply #50 from JoeUser Forums Top
So trin, did you get any this weekend?