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Everyone at Joe User is just so happy and fun! You have to have a sense of humor with a name like Joe User!

I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.

There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.

I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.

Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!

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Reply #726 from JoeUser Forums Top
Sorry Capt'n, I be findin' tha Docs stash an I be gettin' carried away with me self


Ere now! Dont be hoggin it all! Save some for ta rest of us. It be getting nippy, and we all can use some aunty freeze!
Reply #727 from JoeUser Forums Top
Sorry Capt'n, I be findin' tha Docs stash an I be gettin' carried away with me self


naughty naughty!    ye bes' be visiting LW's barge then 'ad ye not?   (assumin' ye be talkin' bout the viagra and not ta rum nor wine?)  

Mind them guns - First mate Guy farts in im for we light ta fuses!  First mate guy - e been snorin too loud of late so we be givin im some openin' medicine in is food to try ta get ta wind outta him, now we be usin im both ends his snoz fer ta wind in ta sails and his botty fer gasses fer fuses!     

sorry doc - jus been cheecky is all!
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Reply #728 from WinCustomize Forums Top
(assumin' ye be talkin' bout the viagra and not ta rum nor wine?)


Doc had so much in his stash and I partook of so much I kent be sher of what all I inbibed in but I was seein' the stars below deck I was
Reply #729 from JoeUser Forums Top
I was seein' the stars below deck I was


Ye got inta the private stock! Arrggg! Ye best be ajoyin it! Or else Pecky be coming to take it away!
Reply #730 from WinCustomize Forums Top
assumin' ye be talkin' bout the viagra and not ta rum nor wine?


I hopes not, if'n us cops an' 'igh shot from that thar Froggie vessel, us could be needin' a replacement mast or two.
Reply #731 from WinCustomize Forums Top
us could be needin' a replacement mast or two.


I be only good fer one Capt'n altho I heard tale of a bloke that one of the galley sheilas was speakin' of that she 'ad in Sinagpore it was
Reply #732 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Or else Pecky be coming to take it away!


Pecky flew in an grab a beak full an flew outta tha portal an I be seein' none of 'im sense
Reply #733 from JoeUser Forums Top
an I be seein' none of 'im sense


nye, but da odder parrots be squawkin a bunch!
Reply #734 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I be only good fer one Capt'n altho I heard tale of a bloke that one of the galley sheilas was speakin' of that she 'ad in Sinagpore it was


Orrighty, then, us'll 'eve ter look 'inm up....however, should us be takin' a few high shots n' all our masts be blasted, I figured us'd 'ave ter keep a supply o' them thar blue pills so a few o' ye could stand in thar places wiv a few bed sheets fer sails....

Mebbe handkerchiefs fer some o' ye.
Reply #735 from JoeUser Forums Top
Mebbe handkerchiefs fer some o' ye


Oer them feminine napkins at 50 paces?
Reply #736 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Orrighty, then, us'll 'eve ter look 'inm up.

I be volunteerin' Doc fer that there assiagnment

Oer them feminine napkins at 50 paces?


'ere now...be that any way to be a speakin' Doc???
Reply #737 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply #752
an I be seein' none of 'im sense


nye, but da odder parrots be squawkin a bunch!


     oooo ye ol dog ye!


Pecky be back on board now, e be lookin mighty pleased wit imself!
Reply #738 from JoeUser Forums Top
'ere now...be that any way to be a speakin' Doc???


Me arse be a burning, and the doc be a peekin! Ere now, I care not wha be proper! Arrrggggggg!!!
Reply #739 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Me thinks this 'ere paaarty be gettin' a bit rough/ o'er tha top...so I'll be a pullin' up me pants n' retiring to me cabin fer a snooze 'til ye settles down a bit....

This be faar too much excitement fer me wiv all this 'ere wenchin' n' mast buildin' a goin' on....I'll see ye all ship shape n' back in yer uniforms when I awakes.
Reply #740 from JoeUser Forums Top
This be faar too much excitement fer me wiv all this 'ere wenchin' n' mast buildin' a goin' on....I'll see ye all ship shape n' back in yer uniforms when I awakes


uniforms? ere, when did that appen?

shipshape aye!
Reply #741 from WinCustomize Forums Top
uniforms? ere, when did that appen?


That 'appened when I decided I didn' wanna see any o' ye nekkid. Tha wenches mightn't 'urt me eyes none.....but that thar Dr Guy n' tawoods 'd certainly make I wanna wear a blindfold.
Reply #742 from JoeUser Forums Top
*hands Captn Starkers ta blindfold!*

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Reply #743 from JoeUser Forums Top
hands Captn Starkers ta blindfold!*


Best and out enuff fer to hole crew!
Reply #744 from WinCustomize Forums Top
*hands Captn Starkers ta blindfold!*


Do that mean ye be refusing ta git yer uniform on, then ? Oh well I suppose the can be an exception to every rule juss as long as Dr Guy n' tawoods follers 'em.

Best and out enuff fer to hole crew!


t'would be cheaper n' easier if ye whar attired in yer 1st mate's clobber....then I'd 'ave somewhar's ta pin yer medal fer distinguished service in tha rum dispensin' dep't.
Now ye wouldn' want me ta be 'avin' ta pin it to yer...er, I thinks ye gits tha pichur.

An' I 'opes that thar ta don't fink e's Chaplains dog collar'll be enuff of a uniform ta provide 'im e's dignity, neither. He can be as nekkid as 'e likes under that thar cassock of e's, but it 'aves ta be tha minimum if 'e wants ta play Santa this year n' 'ave tha wenches sittin' on 'e's knee.
Reply #745 from JoeUser Forums Top
but it 'aves ta be tha minimum if 'e wants ta play Santa this year n' 'ave tha wenches sittin' on 'e's knee.


knowin tawoods, it not be a knee they be sittin on!   
Reply #746 from JoeUser Forums Top
Do that mean ye be refusing ta git yer uniform on, then ? Oh well I suppose the can be an exception to every rule juss as long as Dr Guy n' tawoods follers 'em.


Nah capt'n I jes be wearin me own clothes is all!







Reply #747 from JoeUser Forums Top
aye and one fer good luck

Reply #748 from JoeUser Forums Top
she be one heck o a lady the mighty fine Ms Geena!
Reply #749 from JoeUser Forums Top
An' I 'opes that thar ta don't fink e's Chaplains dog collar'll be enuff of a uniform ta provide 'im e's dignity, neither. He can be as nekkid as 'e likes under that thar cassock of e's, but it 'aves ta be tha minimum if 'e wants ta play Santa this year n' 'ave tha wenches sittin' on 'e's knee


now ye be sure an tell ta chaplain e bes be wearin is trousers like!

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Reply #750 from JoeUser Forums Top
knowin tawoods, it not be a knee they be sittin on!


seems I kin still blush!!! SmileyCentral.com