if 'e wants ta play Santa this year

I be playin Santa to slip inta tha Govners Mansion an grinch away da booty fer me ship mates

seems I kin still blush!!!

T'will be more than a bit o' blushin' ye'll be doin' if ye gits ta sittin' on Santa's knee this year. I 'ears 'e be askin' tha wimmin fer a bit o' kissin' n' cuddlin' afore 'e be 'andin' o'er thar presents like. I did mention to 'im 'bout 'avin' ta wear he's trousers, but 'e says 'em be at tha cleaners...so p'raps ta save yeself a beetroot blush, mebbe ye could give our Santa a spare pair fer e's present.

Nah capt'n I jes be wearin me own clothes is all!

From wot I sees thar, Misstres Jennifer, they threads be pefectly 'ceptable fer yer uniform an I 'spects ye ta be all shipshape n' Bristol fashion, wiv yer cat o' nine at tha ready when I gits back on deck all proper like....us might 'ave some floggin's ta do if'n this 'ere motley crew gits ta misbe'avin' too much o'er tha Christmas 'olidays. Last year that thar Froggie Cap'n decided ta lornch a broadside at us n' near sunk tha Twisted Sister cos this 'ere scurvy mob o' sea dogs got ta drinkin' too much n' made right proper pratts of 'emselves...an' us cain't ave that agin, now can us.

I be playin Santa to slip inta tha Govners Mansion an grinch away da booty fer me ship mates

Aye ta govnor he be a skunk - grinch away!

near sunk tha Twisted Sister cos this 'ere scurvy mob o' sea dogs got ta drinkin' too much n' made right proper pratts of 'emselves...an' us cain't ave that agin, now can us

aye it can na be appenin agin, who be takin watch this year? I be not swillin ta rum like em blaggards fer a crew, I can be doin it!

side em froggy capt'n e only be

T'will be more than a bit o' blushin' ye'll be doin' if ye gits ta sittin' on Santa's knee this year. I 'ears 'e be askin' tha wimmin fer a bit o' kissin' n' cuddlin' afore 'e be 'andin' o'er thar presents like. I did mention to 'im 'bout 'avin' ta wear he's trousers, but 'e says 'em be at tha cleaners...so p'raps ta save yeself a beetroot blush, mebbe ye could give our Santa a spare pair fer e's present

what them things called ta men uses on ta women ta lock their pretty fannies away? well I be findin one o em fer tawoods pecker!!!! ta ladies be safe while I be around!!!!

seems I kin still blush!!!

Aye, me appologies Mistress Jenny. I'll curb my salty tongue.

Aye, me appologies Mistress Jenny. I'll curb my salty tongue.

ahhh First Mate guy - ye be such a charmin' old salt!

Now ye behaving or ta nurse - she be washin ye mouth out wit carbolic soap!   

Now ye behaving or ta nurse - she be washin ye mouth out wit carbolic soap!

Aye...me be a thinkin' that thar was in 'es stach too that got Ole Pecky so excited like

Aye...me be a thinkin' that thar was in 'es stach too that got Ole Pecky so excited like

aaarghh we now be on ta serious business now of cracking stardock while they be tired workin long hours for christmas.....ye be forgettin bout First mate guys stash like fer now! and start snorin inta ta sails alongs with the FM Guy and get this ere bucket movin, for ta capt be tellin me ta whip ye like ta scurvy dog ye be!

    



Pecky that goes fer ye toooo! stop fartin inta ta wind fart into ta sails!!!

AYE AYE Mistress Jenny, ye best be grabbin' hold ta Wheel we bee goin' to Stardock as quick as ye please

geez, I can't believe people are still responding to this whiny assed drivel

  

(Citizen)Joe98December 17, 2006 15:26:01

oy Joe98 ye come ta join us on this ere ship the twisted sister? Capt'n starkers be lookin fer crew members.... ye be applyin?

(Citizen)Joe98December 17, 2006 15:26:01

Aye Joe98, this 'ere be a proper hikacked thread an ye be welcome aboard ta good ship Twisted Sister

oy Joe98 ye come ta join us on this ere ship the twisted sister? Capt'n starkers be lookin fer crew members.... ye be applyin?

Aye, be thinkin that the hard part of ta journey be done, and thar be many a salt that wants in on that Stardock technology!

Aye, be thinkin that the hard part of ta journey be done, and thar be many a salt that wants in on that Stardock technology!

Ye be havin' a valid point thar Doc, there'll be no freeload'n on the Twisted Sister
an it be a good chance fer us'n to take a rest afore gettin ta tha Stardock an give any new scallywags a taste of tha whip

Apollergies fer me absence on deck me 'earties....I were a bit down wiv depression n' weren't up ta jawin' all 'appy like. It juss 'it me like a ton o' bricks right o' nowhar, but I be feelin' a lot bett'r now, tho.

Any'ow, here be wishin' ye all a very Merry Christmas and a 'appy New Year...eat, drink n' be merry.

Apollergies fer me absence on deck me 'earties....I were a bit down wiv depression n' weren't up ta jawin' all 'appy like. It juss 'it me like a ton o' bricks right o' nowhar, but I be feelin' a lot bett'r now, tho.

aaargh Capt Starkers, glad ye be back an all! Now ye be kicking at depreshun outta window like, tis ta season be gettin ta ye!

Ye be avin a wonderful christmas with Mrs Starkers guve er lotsa loving.

an as fer ta res o yer on ta crew ye be aving a merry time too -

remember no sailing ta vessel while ye be drinkin!!

I jus be seein Jack Sparrow on ta Black Pearl!


I be very sorry ta see e be goin down wit his ship into Davy Jones Locker!

Aaargh ta bleedin wimen she be double crossin im! cow moo moo moo!

Arrr, that Kraken be a fearful beastie, but arrr, those wenches be even more fearful beasties. Double crossin' witches the lot of em, arrr...

fearful beastie

aye e called im a beastie - e makes me laff when e says ello beastie and disappears into ta mouth o ta beastie - he be so dry humored!

that thar wench deserves keel haulin an all! Tis Davey Jones boot she be feelin soon!

Ah me fine hearties! Tis a merry Christmas ye lot had then? Tis high time we be back on this here bucket! Too much of a good time be givin' ta mice too much ta be gettin' on wit'. They be makin' 'ay while we been away! Been stowin salt an all sort down ta cannon barrels!

Come now ye bunch o' drunken blaggards get yer fine asses back ta this 'ere ship!

I be glad ta see ye Mistress Jennifer....I were beginnin' ta wunder if I were tha only one who be sober enough ta man tha deck...er, in your case, woman tha deck.

So wot sort o' Xmas did ye 'ave, then? I 'opes ye 'ad a good'un an' didn't 'it tha slops too 'ard....I be told them thar 'angovers be tha bane o' Boxin' Day. Mrs starkers n' I 'ad a very quiet but pleasant Christmas at home...juss tha two o' us fer Xmas dinner, but that were alright cos it meant all tha more fer I.


Anyhow, to all a very........



and I'll see ye all back on deck bright n' early in tha new year.

Aye capt' twas a quiet christmas - just the way i like it...lots of introspection!

Ye be avin a good new yer an good time wit yer missus, all good fortune and appiness will fall upon ye both this comin year!

Ye be avin a good new yer an good time wit yer missus, all good fortune and appiness will fall upon ye both this comin year!

An' us be wishin' tha same fer ye too, that yer new year be a great un fer 'e.

An' us be wishin' tha same fer ye too, that yer new year be a great un fer 'e.

why thankin ye capt, I can be doin with a bit o good fortune.

Me wish ta ye and ye good missus be a prediction though! Ye shall be avin good fortune an happiness this comin year!