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Everyone at Joe User is just so happy and fun! You have to have a sense of humor with a name like Joe User!

I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.

There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.

I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.

Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!

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Reply #801 from JoeUser Forums Top
Arrr, watch out mateys, t' navy be 'ere t' send ye all to Davy Jones, arrr...


Arrgg, not hardly. Me breath be enuf to sink their scows!
Reply #802 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Arrr, watch out mateys, t' navy be 'ere t' send ye all to Davy Jones,


Wot, wiv that thar bucket o' rusty ol' bolts? Well let's be 'avin' 'e then....cos apart from tha Twisted Sister bein' too much of a match fer that thar bilge infested barge o' yers, us 'aves the most deadly accurate gunner upon tha 'igh seas.

Come o'er 'ere wiv talk of a sea skirmish, will 'e....well them be fightin' words, and ye'll be be singin' a diff'rent tune in an octopusses garden beneath tha waves aafter Po` 'ave fired a few broadsides inta the gizzards o' that that tin tub ye calls a ship. 'Ow can 'e call that deformed lookin' fing a ship, anyhow? Fer Robert Newton's sake, taven't got any bloody sails....an' whar be tha figure 'ead if it be a ship?

Orrrighty then, me 'earties, us 'aves a brig full o' scurvy navy swabs ta scuttle afore us be a partyin' at Stardock....break out tha gunpowder, man tha cannons n' load 'em wiv tha biggest balls ye can find
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Reply #803 from JoeUser Forums Top
Afore the grog take me senses, me wishes to wish all ye a very good new year! Anchors away and all that!
Reply #805 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Arrr, watch out mateys, t' navy be 'ere t' send ye all to Davy Jones, arrr...


Thar be more wind than tha Capt. hisself be emittin'
Reply #806 from JoeUser Forums Top
Happy New Years to ye Doc


Aye! Ta New year be a sight better than this one! And may yours be as well. Now where did I leave dat botl o'rum......{hic}
Reply #807 from JoeUser Forums Top
break out tha gunpowder, man tha cannons n' load 'em wiv tha biggest balls ye can find


Fireballs

Reply #809 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Thar be more wind than tha Capt. hisself be emittin'


An' that be no mean feat, I'll tell 'e!!!!! so break out tha
cos I be in fine form tonight.

Me thinks us'll 'ave ta hide tha rum frum Doc....apart frum tha fact he's now seein' triple o' everyfing, if'n us don't stop 'im right 'ere n' now, tha resultin' wind 'll be more ferocious than a 'urricane that whipped up outta tha Bermuder Triangle.

An' I'll tell 'e wot, Mistress Jennifer, by tha looks of it, that thar cannon o' yers needs a lot more OOMPHH in it if'n us is gonna scuttle that thar navy barge...I just don't recommend lighting it in front o' Doc.
Reply #810 from WinCustomize Forums Top

An' I'll tell 'e wot, Mistress Jennifer, by tha looks of it, that thar cannon o' yers needs a lot more OOMPHH in it if'n us is gonna scuttle that thar navy barge...I just don't recommend lighting it in front o' Doc.


Beggin' ye pardon Capt. but me be believin' that thar is a example of tha Navy scows effect her cannon will be havin' on tha Twisted Sister
Reply #811 from JoeUser Forums Top
I just don't recommend lighting it in front o' Doc.


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There be no chance of that happenin capt es wind is a weapon itself!
Reply #812 from JoeUser Forums Top
Top of the mornin to yer Doc

more poodle power!!! hahahahah
Reply #813 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Beggin' ye pardon Capt. but me be believin' that thar is a example of tha Navy scows effect her cannon will be havin' on tha Twisted Sister


Ah, I gits it now ....ye wos referrin' tha firepower o' that thar navy bilge bucket. Aarrghh, us've got 'em out-gunned, then!

Shiver me timbers, wot be we waitin' fer, let's set course ta go scuttle 'em ....n' while we're at it us'll sic Pecky onta thar cap'ns pink jellybean fer good measure.

There be no chance of that happenin capt es wind is a weapon itself!


Aye, that it be....in fact, wiv all that thar rum he be swillin', Doc 'ave even surpassed me as tha great exponent of tha omnipotent trouser cough. I juss 'opes them thar U.N. inspectors don't decide we be harborin' a WMD (Weapon of Monsterous Disruption) n' impose sanctions on us.
Reply #814 from JoeUser Forums Top
Aye, did I drink this tub dry? Wat a oliday it as bin! Best be gettin back to me duties. Reportin fer ye Captn'. {Hic}

Arrg, sorry, that one kinda slipped out.
Reply #815 from JoeUser Forums Top
Aye, did I drink this tub dry?


there's a hole in the bucket dr Guy there's a hole in the bucket!


Ah, I gits it now


ah ta woods be a bright one capt! ye be getting another light now fer realizin now. hahah

Lightbulb 4

Reply #816 from WinCustomize Forums Top
ah ta woods be a bright one capt!


FINALLY, I GOT SOMETHING RIGHT!!!!!!

Now we be off ta tha dreaded Stardock???
Reply #817 from JoeUser Forums Top
dreaded Stardock???


nay tis to be looked forward to, not feared! tis a great place with much to offer!
Reply #818 from WinCustomize Forums Top
nay tis to be looked forward to, not feared! tis a great place with much to offer!


but me never been ta such a place and I be dreadin' it
Reply #819 from JoeUser Forums Top
ut me never been ta such a place and I be dreadin' it


Fear not - we be pillaging and plunderin al ta loot from stardock and with ta crew we be avin on this ere twisted sister ship and er good capt ye be rich witin days! aaarrgghh
Reply #820 from WinCustomize Forums Top
but me never been ta such a place and I be dreadin' it


Fear not, vicar....them folks at Stardock be real nice n' friendly, so ye 'aves nought ta wurry about thar.

Can't say tha same fer them thar swabs on tha navy scow, 'owever....they be shapin' ta fire on us, so mebbe ye could 'ave a wurd wiv yer boss upsairs about a bit o' divine intervention ta scuttle thar bucket. Now don' git me wrong...it's not that I be afeared of 'em or anyfing, but a heavenly bolt o' lightening 'd sure save us a shipload o' booty on gunpowder n' cannonballs.
Reply #821 from JoeUser Forums Top
nay tis to be looked forward to, not feared! tis a great place with much to offer!


Weeeerrreeee Off to see the Wizard, the wonderful wizard of Stardock. If ever there ever there wiz there was, the wizard is stardock is because, because because........ of all the wonderful things he does.  
Reply #822 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hey doc!

An the award for best lyrics goes to.......

ye be full o fun this mornin first mate guy!
Reply #823 from JoeUser Forums Top
ye be full o fun this mornin first mate guy!


Aye, yer reply to Ta woods struck me funny bone.
Reply #824 from WinCustomize Forums Top
but a heavenly bolt o' lightening 'd sure save us a shipload o' booty on gunpowder n' cannonballs.



Mistress Jenny be havin' tha weapon to be taking care of the likes of them thar scow scrubbers
Reply #825 from JoeUser Forums Top
Mistress Jenny be havin' tha weapon to be taking care of the likes of them thar scow scrubbers


tha be de weapon that Gorg invented, ta capt bes be tryin it out fer size!! It kick like a mule and ye as ta be angry ta fire it! It be usin ta rage from within! aaaargghh