Reply #826

It be usin ta rage from within! aaaargghh

It be a good thing to see ye was able to get that outta ya

t be a good thing to see ye was able to get that outta ya

aye that tis that tis, now ye should be tryin im too, be good fer ta soul!

aye that tis that tis, now ye should be tryin im too, be good fer ta soul!

Where's the bloody trigger at!?!?!?!?!

Where's the bloody trigger at!?!?!?!?

aye work off some o tha anger at avin found out we be sailin in circles in ta bermuda triangle an no way out!!

aye work off some o tha anger at avin found out we be sailin in circles in ta bermuda triangle an no way out!!

Aye, an what better way to work off tha anger than ta fire a few broadsides inta that thar navy scow!!

Oh, an' hide tha rum as well...it be tha bane of navigators an' tha real reason we not be gittin' closer ta Stardock. We be trapped in tha Bermuder Triangle, but it baint be tha helmsman's fault, I'll tell 'e. I see'd tha map 'e 'ad ta wurk from, an' it looked like somebody 'ad dropped a can o' worms on it ta plot tha course.....

Wurds wiv tha doc later revealed that 'e were a bit imbibed while plottin' tha course an' 'e may 'ave inadvertantly dropped some of e's spaghetti on tha chart. No wunder we be lost in tha Bermuder Triangle...tha helmsman 'ave bin follerin' a bunch o' squiggly lines on tha navigation chart.

Wurds wiv tha doc later revealed that 'e were a bit imbibed while plottin' tha course an' 'e may 'ave inadvertantly dropped some of e's spaghetti on tha chart. No wunder we be lost in tha Bermuder Triangle...tha helmsman 'ave bin follerin' a bunch o' squiggly lines on tha navigation chart.

Aye, stead of a strate edge, I bin using a compass. I cudnot figur out why I cud not sraw a straight line.

Wurds wiv tha doc later revealed that 'e were a bit imbibed while plottin' tha course an' 'e may 'ave inadvertantly dropped some of e's spaghetti on tha chart. No wunder we be lost in tha Bermuder Triangle...tha helmsman 'ave bin follerin' a bunch o' squiggly lines on tha navigation chart. Aye, stead of a strate edge, I bin using a compass. I cudnot figur out why I cud not sraw a straight line.

oh lord help us!! rofl

Wurds wiv tha doc later revealed that 'e were a bit imbibed while plottin' tha course an' 'e may 'ave inadvertantly dropped some of e's spaghetti on tha chart. No wunder we be lost in tha Bermuder Triangle...tha helmsman 'ave bin follerin' a bunch o' squiggly lines on tha navigation chart. Aye, stead of a strate edge, I bin using a compass. I cudnot figur out why I cud not sraw a straight line. oh lord help us!! rofl

We be in definate peril fer sher...LMAO

I bin using a compass.

A compass? Looked more like ye'd took to it wiv one o' them thar spirograph thingyemyjigs when I see'd tha map....n' that were after I 'ad peeled tha spaghetti orf.

oh lord help us

Oh Lord 'elp us orright....p'raps tha vicar 'll 'ave a few words in e's ear so's us can be on our way ta Stardock agin real soon, like. This 'ere Bermuder Triangle ain't tha nicest place ta be n' I'd like ta be gittin' gone out o' 'ere real soon.

Looked more like ye'd took to it wiv one o' them thar spirograph thingyemyjigs

Be that the gray screen with the red border and the 2 knobs? And erase it when it be held upside down?

Be that the gray screen with the red border and the 2 knobs? And erase it when it be held upside down?

that thar be a etch-a-sketch screen ye be refferin' to Doc...the spirograph thing look like a gear with holes in it an a picture of Spiro Agnew on it best as I be remember of them times long ago

Be that the gray screen with the red border and the 2 knobs? And erase it when it be held upside down?

*shooos the fog away....*

Be that the gray screen with the red border and the 2 knobs? And erase it when it be held upside down?

Nope....but it would o' bin good if'n us coulda turned tha map upside down ta erase tha squiggles ye left ta confuse tha buggery out o' tha 'elmsman....tha poor sod still be goin' 'round n' 'round in circles n' can't walk a straight line along tha deck. It were suggested that strappin' 'im inta e's 'ammock might help cure e's vertigo...but that keeps goin' 'round 'n round wiv 'im.

.the spirograph thing look like a gear with holes

That be it orright! Now us'll 'ave ter hide tha darned thing n' replace it wiv a ruler....p'raps wiv a strate edge n' a bit less of e's elbow bendin', tha doc 'll be able ta set a course that'll git us out o' this 'ere Bermuder Triangle.

It were suggested that strappin' 'im inta e's 'ammock might help cure e's vertigo...but that keeps goin' 'round 'n round wiv 'im.

Reply #858

Mistress Jenny be toungue tied fer once Capt'n...good on ya mate

sorry Mistress Jenny, couldn't let that one slip by

Mistress Jenny be toungue tied fer once Capt'n...good on ya mate

aye that I be - all bleary eyed tis mornin! I be takin me foot out me mouth now and be yellin again!

sorry Mistress Jenny, couldn't let that one slip by

*casts the cat o nine tails affectionately across Tawoods back* youch!

hahahhaha tis no problem tawoods, no problem, be good ta be laffin aint it!

bes batten down ta hatches thar be a big storm a brewin ere in ta triangle an ifs we don want ta be part o davy jones locker we bes be mannin our posts good an proper! capt what be ye orders den?

aw bleedin hell this ere boat be tossed around sommit cruel I be feelin a bit peagreen now!!

I be feelin a bit peagreen now!!

at first glance me was readin' "I be feelin a bit pregnant now"...lmao...sorry agin Mistress Jenny

Mistress Jenny be toungue tied fer once Capt'n...good on ya mate

Well I'll be buggered... never thort I'd live ta see tha day when a woman whar speechless. It seems thar be a first time fer everyfing....but it's sure ta be tha last now that us've gone n' mentioned it.

bes batten down ta hatches thar be a big storm a brewin ere in ta triangle an ifs we don want ta be part o davy jones locker we bes be mannin our posts good an proper! capt what be ye orders den?

Now that be one blighter of a storm...bess be tyin' everyfing on deck down n' gittin' eveyone below after battenin' down tha 'atches. I juss 'opes us baint be goin' ta all that thar trouble on account o' ye confusin' tha docs tunderous britches belches fer gale force winds.

at first glance me was readin' "I be feelin a bit pregnant now".

Yeah, I 'ad ta take a second look thar....cos on first sight I whar thinkin' 'bout keel'aulin' tha culprit crewman, then avin' tha blaggard hung-drawed n' quartered fer takin' them sorts o' liberties wiv our good lady friend.

Any 'ow, us'd better git ta securin' everyfing afore tha storm hits...oh, a git ta checkin' under tha longboats juss in case Doc 'ave done got heself drunk n' curled up 'neath one o' 'em....us don' want 'im washed overboard, now do us!

Any 'ow, us'd better git ta securin' everyfing afore tha storm hits...oh, a git ta checkin' under tha longboats juss in case Doc 'ave done got heself drunk n' curled up 'neath one o' 'em....us don' want 'im washed overboard, now do us!

Capt'n...happy to report tha Doc be secured in the ships chapel where he 'ill be a hearin' me prepartory lament to Stardock if'n we ever gets outta this 'ere confounded
Triangle

Capt'n...happy to report tha Doc be secured in the ships chapel where he 'ill be a hearin' me prepartory lament to Stardock if'n we ever gets outta this 'ere confounded Triangle

owl-lowed be thar name.  

owl-lowed be thar name.

hhhaaa ere ye be seein tawoods now be castin out ta drinkin devils outta ye

avast ye devils of drink...begon with ye from this poor vessel of a broken man or I be sendin' ye to the bottonless pit that Davy Jones hisself be so afeared of he cried like a wee lamb to not be hearin' the name spoke aloud in 'is presence...