Capt'n...happy to report tha Doc be secured in the ships chapel where he 'ill be a hearin' me prepartory lament to Stardock if'n we ever gets outta this 'ere confounded Triangle

I be very glad ta 'ear that...that tha Doc be safe n' sound. I were wurried poor tha 'ol Doc'd git washed o'er tha side by tha fearsome waves t'is 'ere storm be lashin' up. I juss 'opes ye can git tha demon drink out o' e's system so's 'e can navigate proper like ta git us out o' this 'ere curse'd Triangle

owl-lowed be thar name

Well that thar be a welcome change frum: "Hullo, be thar a bottle o' rum lyin' about all handy, like?".

Well that thar be a welcome change frum: "Hullo, be thar a bottle o' rum lyin' about all handy, like?".

If tawoods as any part o it - ta doc be sober quick time!!

Did ya see the tornado in ta sky ta water from ta sea was funnellin up too! Bloody nora we's in fer a rough ride!!

I be wishin we be in calmer waters now wit ta good sun shine or back on holiday!

Did ya see the tornado in ta sky ta water from ta sea was funnellin up too! Bloody nora we's in fer a rough ride!!

Me wasn't sher if'n that thar was ta weather or if'n the Capt'n dun had another eruption in 'is britches

I be wishin we be in calmer waters now wit ta good sun shine or back on holiday!

calmer waters an outta this 'ere blasted Triangle 'efore we be makin' headlines on one uv dim public television shows

Me wasn't sher if'n that thar was ta weather or if'n the Capt'n dun had another eruption in 'is britches

hahahahha

Did ya see the tornado in ta sky ta water from ta sea was funnellin up too! Bloody nora we's in fer a rough ride!!

Yep, I see'd it, an' I near crapped me too. 'Owever, it be nuffin ta be afeared of...it were Gorg usin' some of e's alien technology ta try n' create us some dry land so's us'll 'ave somewhar's ta shelter frum tha storm.

Me wasn't sher if'n that thar was ta weather or if'n the Capt'n dun had another eruption in 'is britches

Now, now, Chaplain, ye obviously wosn't payin' proper attenshun in yer physics class, now wos ye! Them thar tornado's sucks fings up inta tha 'eavens ....if'n it 'ad bin one o' me notorious brithes belches, thar'd 've bin gale forced winds blowin' us all about, n' thar'd 've bin even choppier seas tossin' tha Twisted sister frum pillar ta post.

calmer waters an outta this 'ere blasted Triangle 'efore we be makin headlines on one uv dim public television shows

I'll say....us don' want that thar lot wot does 'big bruvver' comin' 'ere n' filmin' our ev'ry move....not sure I'd like fer some sticky beak wiv a camera follerin' me ta tha crapper

me heartys, I be havin' one of them thar brain farts agin'...it came to me as I wuz prearin' fer me meditation after a tiresome struggle with Doc an his libatious thirst...if'n we could get tha Capt'n aboard tha scurvy dogs ship after he'd dun had 'is way with ta curry cabbage we mights be in a position ta rid ourselves of the likes of 'em an proceed to Stardock after headin' due west 'til we hit a coastline an figurin our posishun then

"Hullo, be thar a bottle o' rum lyin' about all handy, like?".

Me wife put me on the wagon {hic}. oops!

if'n we could get tha Capt'n aboard tha scurvy dogs ship after he'd dun had 'is way with ta curry cabbage we mights be in a position ta rid ourselves of the likes of 'em an proceed to Stardock after headin' due west 'til we hit a coastline an figurin our posishun then

Get us both on board, and thar be no survivors. It not be in the Genny Convention, but we not be needin any mor ingredients neither.

Get us both on board, and thar be no survivors

good on ya mate

Get us both on board, and thar be no survivors

aye they be mighty fine secret weapons we ave! aragghh

Get us both on board, and thar be no survivors.

That'd be fer shure....an' us'd 'ave ter take Mistress Jeniffer wiv us as well, so's her can gin in a bit o' cat o' nine practice.

Tha fact be, Mistress Jennifer 'ave bin such a loyal crew mate, us should promote 'er up ta tha cat o' eleven (a Spinal Tap reference) so's her can 'ave 'em squirmin' n' squealin' even louder.

s should promote 'er up ta tha cat o' eleven (a Spinal Tap reference) so's her can 'ave 'em squirmin' n' squealin' even louder.

aaarrghh aaarrrrghhh!

Tha fact be, Mistress Jennifer 'ave bin such a loyal crew mate, us should promote 'er up ta tha cat o' eleven (a Spinal Tap reference) so's her can 'ave 'em squirmin' n' squealin' even louder.

Aye Capt'n that thar be a thought worthy of a second share of tha rum an she might jes' be acceptin' it if'n it don't be inteferin' wit her cutlass time she be so fond of

Aye Capt'n that thar be a thought worthy of a second share of tha rum an she might jes' be acceptin' it if'n it don't be inteferin' wit her cutlass time she be so fond of

aye whittling fuzzy's pointy ears new points aaaarrrgghh

Aye Capt'n that thar be a thought worthy of a second share of tha rum

Avast ye matey! I be in charge o ta rum! Dont be given out my rations wit owt me permission!

I'll {hic} tink abut it. {hic}

I'll {hic} tink abut it. {hic}

Doc' ye be backslidin' already????

Doc' ye be backslidin' already????

oooo aaaarghhh ye be lookin very disappointed tawoods!

Aye Mistress Jenny, me wuz in high 'opes fer the ole sea....OWWWWWWWW!!!!!!....will someone who's 'pose to be feedin' Pecky stir up some grub fer 'im, the rascal jes took a plug outta me finger

..will someone who's 'pose to be feedin' Pecky stir up some grub fer 'im, the rascal jes took a plug outta me finger

Somethings wrong here, Pecky wouldn' go fer a finger normally....did ye 'ave it disguised as a pink jelly bean, by any chance?

I'll ne'er fergit tha time that thar Froggie cap'n whar relievin' heself o'er tha side o' that thar tub o' e's....Pecky spied wot 'e whar up ta (he's pink jelly bean too) an' flied right o'er thar fer a chomp er two....

T'war tha funniest fing I e'er see'd...that thar Froggie cap'n 'oppin about wiv e's britches 'round e's ankles, wiv Pecky flappin' all frantic like while 'angin' ta 'e's wossit fer dear life.

Aye. Captn. I bring bad news. Mistress Jenny be quarantined. Been a mess o bad weather her way, and the scaliwags done grabbed her. She not be back for sum time.

Guess you be crackin that whip now.

Tis a pity.

Aye. Captn. I bring bad news. Mistress Jenny be quarantined. Been a mess o bad weather her way, and the scaliwags done grabbed her. She not be back for sum time. Guess you be crackin that whip now. Tis a pity.

That thar be the wurse news a crew cold be gettin' about a fightin' mate such as Mistress Jenny....HERE HERE fer Mistress Jenny HERE HERE!!!!!

Aye. Captn. I bring bad news. Mistress Jenny be quarantined. Been a mess o bad weather her way, and the scaliwags done grabbed her. She not be back for sum time.

Aye, that be orful news indeed....I sure 'opes 'er gits bett'r real soon like, cos tha ship'll not be tha same while her's out o' action.

Guess you be crackin that whip now.

I'll give it a try, but it'd not be wiv tha same finesse n' expertise as our Mistress Jennifer, so let's 'ope fer a speedy recovery so's 'er can keep tha more unruly o' this 'ere scurvy lot under control. Wivout 'er firm 'and ta keep some semblance of order, I fears thar'll be anarchy in tha queue fer tha rum rations.

Oi, whar be 'e all gone ta? It juss not be right that tha cap'n 'as ta 'oist tha sails 'eself, ye knows....an' wiv my bad back n' all, it makes fer a very grumpy cap'n.

If ye thinks ye can take liberties juss coss Mistress Jennifer baint be 'ere ta 'and out some disciplinary lashes, ye'd bett'r think agin.....she 'ave left I wiv her cat o' eleven ta git in a few practice lashes while 'er be in sick bay, so I suggests ye all git back ta wurk cos I got an itchy whippin' finger.

Aye, sorry Capt'n. me other Captn be cracking the whip and makin me undecorate the old homsestead. I ope to be back soon, but there be a lot of undecoratin ta do!

Capt'n, pardon me absence but thar was a sound comin' from below decks and I went to search it out and got me self waylaid by someun' and I nary a clue as to who it was. Thar be mischief aboard tha Twisted Sister an tha communal wine has been absconded with ta boot