BOOTY TO BE HAD!!! - Join G.R.O.S.S.

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Yes! BOOTY!!! All the Meta’s booty can be yours as you Get Rid Of Slimy alienS!!! :HOT:

G.R.O.S.S. has one of the longest and proudest histories in the Metaverse. Come join us and let your individuality shine as you backstab alien civilizations; slaughter inconvenient worm, bug, or squid infestations; evaporate entire star systems; or suck the life force out of your devoted citizenry. You’ll swagger into enemy threads and be greeted with the sweet sent of fright because all cringe in fear of the mighty space pirates of G.R.O.S.S.!

Follow this http://www.galciv.com/metaverse/empires.asp?id=272 to sail under the Jolly Roger! :D
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Reply #1 from Stardock Forums Top
Have you ever wanted to feed a “Threadzilla”?

Are eye patches, peg legs, and hooks your idea of the next fashion trend?

Does Kentucky Fried Drengin, Torian Sushi, or Arcean Ribs sound tasty?

Want to plunder the Metaverse aboard a “Survey Ship of Doom”?

Are you dying to yell “ARRRGH!!!” all day long?

Then G.R.O.S.S. is the empire for you! :D Join now and leave your inhibitions at the starport.
Reply #2 from Stardock Forums Top
Yes! BOOTY!!!
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Booty you say?
The Political Machine 2024
Reply #4 from Stardock Forums Top
Arr! A pireates life for ye, A pireates life for I.
Join up with the pirates we got the best booze to pass the time!
we got swords and perdy loot!
you even get free boots!

The crew will by your family! The survey ship yer home!
So come and join the revelry!
Yo shall never feel alone!

So join up with the pirate crrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!!!
Heres a drink.... to you!
Reply #6 from Stardock Forums Top
So would this be a booty call?
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LOL LOL LOL HAHAHAHA LOL LOL LOL
Reply #7 from Stardock Forums Top
Yeah, Kit's showing off his booty again. But he hasn't got enough for everyone. This offer is limited, grab it while it lasts. :HOT:
Reply #9 from Stardock Forums Top
I'm too bootilicious for this thread!
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LOL LOL LOL HAHAHAHA LOL LOL LOL
Reply #11 from Stardock Forums Top
Ohhh Shake shake shake.

Clink clink clink clink

Shake Shake shake

Shake your booty...


Oh you mean that song doesn't mean shake our bags of booty up and down to hear the coinage clink?
Reply #12 from Stardock Forums Top
Damn right you're bootylicious. Everyone can see it. Theys gonna gang up and swarm ya and take everything you've got. You won't have nothing left... not even that booty! ahHAhahahahAAAA! LOL
Reply #13 from Stardock Forums Top
Damn right you're bootylicious. Everyone can see it. Theys gonna gang up and swarm ya and take everything you've got. You won't have nothing left... not even that booty! ahHAhahahahAAAA
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Naaaaaaah. We put fake coins in the bags to attract the Women. The real stuff is stashed elsewhere.
Reply #14 from Stardock Forums Top
Most people don't know that. They're just gonna pinch Kit's buttox until it cashes out.

If there's no real coins there, they're gonna be pinching Kit's buttox for a VERY long time. :SURPRISED:
Reply #18 from Stardock Forums Top
But it is a thread for scurvy swabs, scallywags, and general riffraff.
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Indeed.
Reply #19 from Stardock Forums Top
Indeed.
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Arcilte the pirate
Can he steal it
Arclilte the pirate
Yes he can!!!!

Dump those Jedi Dump those siths we're the empire you wish to be withs all we ask is our lil cut of 50%.
Reply #20 from Stardock Forums Top
Dump those Jedi Dump those siths we're the empire you wish to be withs
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Let me give the members of GROSS a counter offer - come and join the JEDI; we're gonna conquer you all eventually LOL
Reply #21 from Stardock Forums Top
But it is a thread for scurvy swabs, scallywags, and general riffraff.
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If you add boozehounds, count me in!
Reply #22 from Stardock Forums Top
If you add boozehounds, count me in!
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Boozehounds are never added. They are automatically in.

Let me give the members of GROSS a counter offer - come and join the JEDI; we're gonna conquer you all eventually
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Yadda Yadda Yadda. You have to find us first.

BTW we have warred with your empire before when it was called the Republic. We outscored you over 15-1 during the duration of those hostilities.


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