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The Moderateman Diet and stop smoking plan

The Moderateman Diet and stop smoking plan

All these plans to stop smoking. All the multitudes of ways to lose weight, HA! none of them really WORK. The moderateman plan to loss weight is GUARANTEED TO PEEL weight off and whats best about it you won't even notice the weight melting away!! What is best about this most excellent weight loss you get to quit smoking cigarettes at the same time with absolutely no craving for nicotine.

Here is how my programs works, yes I am giving away the secret of the program because success such as this must be shared with others in need at no cost.. not a single penny.

First somehow you must come down with a fatal or almost fatal case of viral pneumonia, then the trick is to make it to a hospital before you fall into a full blown coma, the coma MUST be extended for at least three weeks {21 days for the math challenged}. When I entered the hospital I weighed 245 pounds on Jan. 12, 2007 and smoked 2 packs of pall mall unfiltered cigarettes a day, when I left on the 6th of Feb. I was a sleek 198 pounds and had not smoked for 26 days with no trouble at all. Today is the beginning of my 3rd month of no smoking, and while I have gained a small amount of weight back, 206 is nothing when you compare it to 245 is it folks?

While this article has taken me 3 days to write due to extreme weakness on my part, I must say I have enjoyed doing this.

Remember to tell those to you love, that "YOU LOVE THEM TODAY" it might be your last chance to say those words.

Colleen said just before I went into a coma the last thing I said to her was " coll? I so love you my sweet baby" If I had died that would have been good words for her to have remembered as my last words to her.

Love to all,

 

Elie

 

PS IF ANYONE BOTHERS TO RESPOND TO THIS, I WILL BE RESPONDING BACK.. SLOWLY.. BUT RESPOND I WILL.

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Reply By: shadesofgreyPosted: Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Elie, my friend, what a boost to my afternoon to see a blog from you--though I think I'll take a pass on the diet. It doesn't sound like my cup of tea at all. Hope you are getting stronger each day. Sending my love to both you and Colleen.

Meg? truly you are one of a kind and that is a way good thing. smoootch.

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Reply By: Dr GuyPosted: Wednesday, March 14, 2007
Have an hour on me! Snark! Damn DST!

Been getting many hours doc a I guess I can label one of them docguys hour. heh heh

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Reply By: Sean Conners aka SConn1Posted: Monday, March 19, 2007
i know this is a bit belated, as i've been tied up with life lately, but i wanted to welcome ya back, soldier (with a salute in your direction)...

take care,,,we'll argue later...

Looking forward to that sean. may all good things happen to you till then.

 

elie