The Perfect Woman is....
...or at least it is to me....
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Personality: If a woman has a good personality thats totally a "perky ears" factor for me, if you intrigue me and keep my attention then Im game for it. You have to have substance though if you have no personality, either two things is gonna happen. One Im gonna ignore you completely, or two, you're gonna annoy me, most of the time its a combonation of both.
-->Why my woman has it: Well for one shes bubbling personality. There is just so much the is attractive about her as Im fucking positive people have gained from reding her blog! I sometimes ask her why the hell she dates someone like me... Im pretty certain she could find someone ten times better than me.
The breakdown....
Intellegence: The perfect woman has to have intellegence, if not I dont care how "hot" you are dont talk to me because most likely youre gonna make me want to shoot myself. They have to be able to carry a conversation, they have to be able to start one as well. And from my experience younger women arent good at this, dont ask me why I dont know why, but in my ex-perience they just arent capable.
-->Why my woman has it: I dont even think I have to go into the details of this one do I. Didnt think so.
Humor: I have a odd sense of humor, that anyone can tell you if they have personally talked to me before. If a woman has an oddball sense of humor too then shes getting closer to the perfect woman to me. In other words she has to pretty much think shit and other gross jokes are funny as hell.
-->Why my woman has it: Well she did publish teh Blow Jobs Revenge Joke in her blog site... and thats not even the tip of the iceberg either.
Beautiful Eyes:The eyes are what lead directly to the soul. If a womans soul is beautiful then so shall her eyes be, and lets face it, womens eyes are just straight up fucking sexy as hell. I have had many people out of the blue comment on my eyes and I must say eyes literally are the first thing I look at when meeting someone in person. And when it comes down to it personality coupled with fantastic eyes makes me weak in the knees. There is just something about them. Eyes have to be amazing to get my attention and keep it.
-->Why my woman has it: The first time I saw a pic of Jessica I couldnt tell her eyes really well, but she had personality, maybe thats why we were friends first. She then sent me a pic of her where I could see even her eye color very vividly and I must admit hands down that she has some of the most amazing hazel eyes I have ever seen. Her eyes make me want to write poetry about them, too bad I only write in Terza Rima huh.
Personal Apperence (Body Shape): Personally I like thin women, or women that have meat on them, that look like they actually have something to them. Im not too keen on the larger women, but I dont want a damned twig either, in other words my ideal shape would be 36-24-36. If I remember this is what even science finds as the perfect most idealistic, and beautiful body shape.
-->Why my woman has it: No need to explain. I think its pretty much said that I know that she has this body shape already from asking her measurments.
As for that the rest is minor matching on personal taste and shit.
Thomas
-->Why my woman has it: Well for one shes bubbling personality. There is just so much the is attractive about her as Im fucking positive people have gained from reding her blog! I sometimes ask her why the hell she dates someone like me... Im pretty certain she could find someone ten times better than me.
The breakdown....
Intellegence: The perfect woman has to have intellegence, if not I dont care how "hot" you are dont talk to me because most likely youre gonna make me want to shoot myself. They have to be able to carry a conversation, they have to be able to start one as well. And from my experience younger women arent good at this, dont ask me why I dont know why, but in my ex-perience they just arent capable.
-->Why my woman has it: I dont even think I have to go into the details of this one do I. Didnt think so.
Humor: I have a odd sense of humor, that anyone can tell you if they have personally talked to me before. If a woman has an oddball sense of humor too then shes getting closer to the perfect woman to me. In other words she has to pretty much think shit and other gross jokes are funny as hell.
-->Why my woman has it: Well she did publish teh Blow Jobs Revenge Joke in her blog site... and thats not even the tip of the iceberg either.
Beautiful Eyes:The eyes are what lead directly to the soul. If a womans soul is beautiful then so shall her eyes be, and lets face it, womens eyes are just straight up fucking sexy as hell. I have had many people out of the blue comment on my eyes and I must say eyes literally are the first thing I look at when meeting someone in person. And when it comes down to it personality coupled with fantastic eyes makes me weak in the knees. There is just something about them. Eyes have to be amazing to get my attention and keep it.
-->Why my woman has it: The first time I saw a pic of Jessica I couldnt tell her eyes really well, but she had personality, maybe thats why we were friends first. She then sent me a pic of her where I could see even her eye color very vividly and I must admit hands down that she has some of the most amazing hazel eyes I have ever seen. Her eyes make me want to write poetry about them, too bad I only write in Terza Rima huh.
Personal Apperence (Body Shape): Personally I like thin women, or women that have meat on them, that look like they actually have something to them. Im not too keen on the larger women, but I dont want a damned twig either, in other words my ideal shape would be 36-24-36. If I remember this is what even science finds as the perfect most idealistic, and beautiful body shape.
-->Why my woman has it: No need to explain. I think its pretty much said that I know that she has this body shape already from asking her measurments.
As for that the rest is minor matching on personal taste and shit.
Thomas
