I am Mae West of Borg....It's not the assimilation in my men, but the men in my assimilation.  

I could use some Mogadon...'tis 4.56am and I still ain't tired enough to doze off a little.

I am Insomnia of Borg... orright, who's the smart ass who crushed a Viagra into my eyedrops???

I am Lab Rat of Borg... I thought that I was in my element when they gave me a new implant, put me in a cage full of female rats and told me to assimilate. But I can't... stagefright, and they're always watching.

I am Turn back time Borg.....Alas, Time cannot be assimilated

I am Mae West of Borg....come up and assimilate me sometime......

I am Harpo Marx of Borg........

I am Oliver Hardy of Borg... this is another fine assimilation you've gotten me into.

I am Stan Laurel of Borg... oh Ollie, I'm sorry *snivel, snivel* ... I thought your implant could handle it.

  

I am Lou Costello of Borg... who's on first Assimilation???

I am Bud Abbott... Who's on first Assimilation!!!

I am Lou Costello of Borg.... What??? I just you asked that!!

I Am Bud Abbott of Borg... What's on Second Assimilation... Who's on first.

I am Lou Costello of Borg... I dunno, you're getting me confused here.

I am Bud Abbott of Borg... Look! Who's on first, What's on second... and I. Dunno is wondering when he'll get a bigger implant.

I am Mae West of Borg... well hello there.. big boy! With an implant that big... I'll come down and see you.

I am Ron Jeremy of Borg... well hello Mae... I'll consider myself well and truly assimilated.

More like:

I'm Ron Jeremy of Borg... I will now assimilate myself...

I am Auto-Assimilator of Borg.... the first time I was Assimilated, I was by myself.

I am the 40 Year Old Virgin of Borg.... when is it my turn to be assimilated??

I am Mary of Borg... and I'm gonna get quite contrary and scream if one more person asks if implants are what's making my boobies bigger.

You are what you Borg.

I am Little Jack Horner of Borg... hey Mary Mary quite contrary, is that ALL you in there???

We are Three Blind Mice of Borg.......we're not sure if we have been assimilated.....  :NOTSURE:   

I am Marcel Marceau of Borg......       :NOTSURE:   (:(                               

I am Old Mother Hubbard of Borg... and I went to the cupboard to get my poor doggie a bone..

But when I bent over

that dirty mutt Rover

thought he was in clover

.... and tried giving me a bone of his own.

I am Maxwell Smart of Borg... I missed getting assimilated by that much.

I am Truly of Borg.... Come'ere, the assimilation is free. Just sign here........      

I am Cheese of Borg....Finest assimilation in town  

I am Student of Borg.....I have to what, with the what....  :NOTSURE: 

I am Teacher of Borg....pay attention, laddie!!! You take your implant and go out into the Universe and Assimilate.

lmao tooo funny