I am Inspector Gadget of Borg.... Piss off with your damned implants, as it is I got more than enough fangled whatchamacallits that I have absolutely no idea how to use.

I am Teary Eyed of Borg.... and I just caught my implant in my zipper.

I am 911 of Borg ... how on earth did you manage that, sir? Never mind, the BORGTV News Team will arrive shortly with the paramedics and some pliers.

I am Colitis of Borg  I find it difficult to digest information so must try assimilation.

I am Electrocutus of Borg...don't touch me...zzzzzappp...too late.  

I am Grilka of Q'uonos - you Borg will be a mountain of dead bodies floating in a sea of blood over which I will sing many songs of glorious victory...

I am Solar Powered of Borg... cheap to run, yes... but the migraines caused by the implants on my forehead are a real bitch.

I am Wind Powered of Borg... I'm even cheaper to run... but it's a real bitch when the wind's blowing up a gale and the propeller implant suddenly has me taking off like a chopper.

I am Gas Powered of Borg... you lucky, lucky bastards!!! At least you're odourless and can get a girlfriend.

Must be the same Gas Powered of Borg that I know. Pewwww.

Would that be the same 'curried cabbage' munching Gas Powered of Borg that I know??? Ooops!

I am Hydro Powered of Borg.... talk about incontinence!!! Cheap to run, yes... but I hate constantly being in the toilet.

I am Captain Krunch of Borg a cereal killer.

I am Ashley & Martin of Borg... I washed my hair implants and now I can't do a thing with 'em.

I am Little Boy Blue of Borg... so the sheep are in the meadow and the cows in the corn...

but where's the little boy who looks after the sheep???


Ah... he's in the haystack with Little Bo Peep.

I am PhotoShop User of Borg... didn't fancy the surgery so I Photoshopped my implant to make it look bigger.

I am Corel User of Borg... that's nothing! I PSPed mine and, unlike you, don't need Viagra anymore. So there!

I am Po` Smedley of Borg.... resistance is futile, I have assimilated all your cliques into hives... next, your pics will be assimilated in PhotoShop.

We are Moderators of Borg.....we'll let you know it about 5 days whether you're worthy of assimilation....

We are the PPE of Borg......we welcome discarded would-be implantees......

I am truly 'blank' of Borg... ever since my brain implant I can not recall a single member of the Collective... :NOTSURE:


I am Amnesia of Borg... that's nothing, I have an implant I've forgotten how to use.

I am Xaviera Hollander of Borg... don't worry, Amnesia, I can help you remember.

I am Frustratus of Borg...can't get no satisfaction.

I am Impotent of Borg... bastards, replaced my hardware with a software implant!

    

I am Flatulitus of Borg. I think I swallowed my implant!

I am Seismic Event of Borg.... my flatulence can often measure up to 6.5 on the Richter Scale.

I am Nostril Damus of Borg.... Pheeeew! You don't do so badly on the Aroma Scale, either.

If Nostril Damus could see into the future so damn well...why didn't he make himself scarce beforehand.... :NOTSURE: 


I am Skinartistry of Borg.....all the faulty, hacked implants have been removed and back on track now....  

We are Wincustomize of Borg...Collectively getting behind Kitty Malone so she can assimilate some good karma in her time of need.

All the VERY BEST to YOU Kitty.

I am Michael Phelps of Borg... they ain't not never gonna catch me in the pool now! Not now I got this here propeller implant thingy hanging out my ass.

I am Grant Hackett of Borg... Boohoo, knew I shoulda eaten all my curried cabbage, mine ran out of gas and I could only manage a 1500m Silver.

I am Chinese Gymnast of Borg... oops, it seems I have assimilated some additional birthdays.

I am Usain Bolt of Borg... hehe, Mr Hackett, see what eating ALL your curried cabbage can do.

I am Pole Vaulter of Borg... I love my new implant cos it helped get Olympic Gold.

I am Hurdler of Borg... not too fond of mine, slowed me down too much going over the hurdles.

I am Javalin Catcher of Borg...OH wait..that's Thrower.