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Ok, I have a proposition for the entrepreneurs amongst us out there, and I sincerely beleive it is a novel idea, however, to get this idea of the ground - I require capital. The Idea is a car wash run and operated by hot bizatches, and only hot bizatches.

I dont know how much it costs to purchase an appropriate amount of land for a car wash, and I know you usually dont have to pay car wash dudes very much money - I mean, it's an easy job - the trick will be to make the job attractive to.. well.. attractive girls who will look good washing our cars!!!

The salary would have to be a premium level I imagine... maybe this concept has already been explored in America? if it has been explored anywhere, it would be the USA right, maybe you can fill me in, but I haven't seen any car washes here with a plethora of beautiful young women in tight clothes with wet t-shirts and a graceful scrubbing style - trust me, if I had seen such a place, I would be willing to part with a fair amount of my money to enjoy the car washing experience.

If this hasn't been done anywhere, I am going to put a big fat intellectual property stamp on this blog right now... alas, I know that all that is required to have such ideas and aspirations is that little thing we call a Penis.

I need to get the capital, thats all, and then you can watch the money roll in!!! sure, my little car wash may be tainted by feminist activists etc - but they need not worry! The foxy ladies will be well paid, and on the bright side, there will be plenty of single males at the car wash, willing to escort angry feminists from the premises!

So, if any of you out there no anyone who wants to make a nice return on a healthy investment, just send them my way, and we shall nut out a little plan... by the same token, If anyone knows any hot chicks who look good with a wet t-shirt, a cloth, and a hose, point them my way as well - they will be looked after - I can assure you of this ;)

BAM!!!
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'll come work for you Mugz. i get the feeling the work really wouldn't be that hard - I don't imagine the men are going to complain if the ladies do a half arsed job (pun both intended and not) It may be a little cold in winter however, so can we move it up to Queensland?

I'd actually already thought about this as the guys who was my car are HOT. I'm just too lazy to do anything about it, and my feminist friends would hunt me down and kill me. Good luck finding an investor. I imagine you would be a very happy man running this kind of business!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
The US has car washes with women washing the cars.  We even go a step further and have topless one.  Of course, there are people who aren't real happy with that, such as this one: http://www.moderncarcare.com/hotnews/3ch191941.html
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Crazy feminists.... why cant the beautiful woman wash the cars and collect their bountiful paychecks without locals complaining...

I wonder if the American car wash places would be interested in helping me setup a franchise?

BAM!!!
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
HA....What a novel idea, though I think you should also have men in tight shorts, and no shirts, with nice little six packs to bend over so we could see their tight buns *drool*. It's only fair! If only I was in the land of aussie! I'd be interested in an idea like that!
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'll come work for you Mugz. i get the feeling the work really wouldn't be that hard - I don't imagine the men are going to complain if the ladies do a half arsed job (pun both intended and not) It may be a little cold in winter however, so can we move it up to Queensland?


Nice, thats one hot bizatch down!!! - how many do you think we will need?

As for the cold - the men like them hard, you know what I mean? I am sure you will get extra tips anyway - quite complaining and get back to work!!!

BAM!!!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
HA....What a novel idea, though I think you should also have men in tight shorts, and no shirts, with nice little six packs to bend over so we could see their tight buns *drool*. It's only fair! If only I was in the land of aussie! I'd be interested in an idea like that!


Start your own car wash you crazy wench!!! Only Hot Bizatches!!!

BAM!!!
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Start your own car wash you crazy wench!!! Only Hot Bizatches!!!


Ohhhhh you are so sexist! I send a special *oink* your way, and I will start my protest posters now!
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
You know, muggaz, you could make just as much by having two bays, and having the other bay full of guys to wash the cars...then your customer could choose their "flava"
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top

having the other bay full of guys to wash the cars


jeez dont bring that mess here muggaz. 


the guys dont bother me but i dont think our constitution can stand a 'no half-naked same sex carwash' amendment

Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
There's a university town in the Northwest that is/was considering a ban on bare-breastedness because of something like you're describing. Just some hard-working girls trying to make rent (and then getting evicted, ha ha).

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Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
You know, muggaz, you could make just as much by having two bays, and having the other bay full of guys to wash the cars...then your customer could choose their "flava"


I am worried you even suggested such an Idea Gid!!! They are more than welcome to go and start their own carwash with sexy guys - girls, I am just letting you know, I wont be available to work it - because I will be running my own car wash and I will be busy 'looking after' my own staff!!!

anywho, no Investors yet - Sir Peter Maxwell? This is a very Maxwellian concept dont you think? how about a little start up bling $$$?



BAM!!!
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Just some hard-working girls trying to make rent


Yeah - poor girls, just trying to make a living - I might have to be forced to let them stay at my place!!! Damn the Man!!!



BAM!!!
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
the guys dont bother me but i dont think our constitution can stand a 'no half-naked same sex carwash' amendment


ROFL...I love it!

Hey, if I get that job at the brothel, maybe I can talk them into starting up a car wash for the weeks the ladies are "off duty"...muggaz, I think you're onto something

(the ladies at the brothel did tip me off to the fact that most of the ladies sunbathe nude...this could be a fun job indeed if I get it...I wonder if they have an official "cabana boy" position for the ladies).
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
I am worried you even suggested such an Idea Gid!!! They are more than welcome to go and start their own carwash with sexy guys - girls, I am just letting you know, I wont be available to work it - because I will be running my own car wash and I will be busy 'looking after' my own staff!!!


Just being a good capitalist, muggaz. I would, of course, have the bays out of view of each other (maybe a lady who's too ugly to wash the cars could manage it, but I get the profits...see what I'm saying here?).
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
Muggaz,

A female friend of mine had a bikini car wash in SLC. She went to all the stripclubs and hired strippers. And leased a parking lot. She ran it for one summer.

Bottom line, she was 5 grand in the hole when all was said and done.

I did my part....But i couldn't justify spending 20 bucks twice a week to wash my motorcycle, so i stopped after 10 weeks....
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
girls, I am just letting you know, I wont be available to work it - because I will be running my own car wash and I will be busy 'looking after' my own staff!!!


Sorry did you miss my point Mugz, we want sexy eye candy men! Shining personality, and good humour is all well and good, but we want someone who can bend over well....I'm saying that far to much I realise! You keep to being the brains behind it all

Yeah - poor girls, just trying to make a living - I might have to be forced to let them stay at my place!!! Damn the Man!!!


...such a hrad life you boys lead!
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
She probably didn't run it right. I think if I were doing such a car wash using strippers (or, in my area, prostitutes), I'd get the strip club/brothel to "sponsor" the girls by having them wear thongs and half shirts with the name of the business where they work. It would, of course, cost them for the advertising.
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
Sorry did you miss my point Mugz, we want sexy eye candy men! Shining personality, and good humour is all well and good, but we want someone who can bend over well....I'm saying that far to much I realise! You keep to being the brains behind it all


see, sally, this is what my capitalist self can't pass over. God knows, I do not want to SEE these guys washing cars, but I certainly want the income the straight female/gay male customers would bring in.
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
God knows, I do not want to SEE these guys washing cars, but I certainly want the income the straight female/gay male customers would bring in.


See Gid I like the capalist in you. Unlike our oinking friend Mugz, you see the potential. Him and his penis can't get passed the thought of sexy almost naked wet ladies *hides form mugz*
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
sally,

see, this is why greed is good. I see a market and am willing to capitalize on it...

...which is why I like the idea of corporate logos on the "uniforms" (if they can honestly be called that).
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
Gid,

She ran it right, it was the help that broke her...They don't work for 8 bucks an hour! Those girls make about $100.00 hr on stage, and she was paying them 15 plus tips.
Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
which is why I like the idea of corporate logos on the "uniforms


Oooooh what logos would you have??? Wait....would the 'uniforms' be big enough to carry a logo???
Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oooooh what logos would you have??? Wait....would the 'uniforms' be big enough to carry a logo???


Muggaz Sexy Bizatch carwash hats... no point for embroidery on the shirts... the girls wont have them on

BAM!!!
Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top
Send me a hat muggaz...trucker style with a patch on it!
Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top
(Laugh)........(Falling on the floor in fits of laughter)............Hang on a sec........(Laughs some more)......"You are sooooooo one of the lads eh Muggaz!?!"....Well I can tell from your explaination that is not just about the $Money$....theres also a bit of lifestyle in there too....This is what I suggest.......
Ptooooey to investors.....you don't need them....I mean it's a car wash....it's not like you're trying to solve 'World hunger' now is it?!...hmmm that gives me an idea................
SO, you need some sponges.....chamois......buckets.........detergents......etcetera..etcetera...So, step 1. Get your gear together........Now Summer is not far off so it'll be coming into your season of prosperity.....you've got a couple of months preparations..so take your time about it...think it through ..next you need to do a little research on your councillors.....and once you have a bit of background information....what business they have...what they do ....blah..blah...pick one or two of the concillors (I would recommend choosing..um...men....perhaps!) you have decided may be most accepting and sympathetic to your idea and with enthusiasm tell them your plan....which is....do you mind if I tell you..?......you plan to have a car wash over the period of the summer...with bikini clad bombshells ...soaping it up and cleaning cars.....and a percentage of profits (after costs....and no....zero is not a percent)....will go through charities to aid world hunger.. ....(RedCross/Amnesty international)
"Oh....it's for a good cause " they will say...well sure, my son, you do what you have to....we'll back you all the way............the world on their shoulders ...these young lads today ..."
Now you have okayed it with your local council....they will give you an area in the CBD for your cause and guide you through legalities.....
Now by this time your ready to go and recruit your 'Biatches'.(I mean no disrespect...as Biatches is a term of endearment from where I come from!)....by now the weather is warmer ....there are more people out and about ...enjoying the beaches and strolling the boardwalks......Many girls...passing their time away....lazing on the sunny beach...... ..and this is where you walk confidently up to them ....looking smart but casual....clipboard under your arm....pen behind your ear....
"Excuse me Miss!" you ask..."But could I have a minute of your time" you say, smiling assuredly.
"Um..sure" she says sitting to attention.
"I'm recruiting for a campaign against 'World Hunger' and we're calling on young, beautiful women (flattery will get you everywhere!) to join us for the summer on our 'Wash for World Hunger'....would you be interested in an interview?"........
"Well what would I be doing?" she asks with batttering eyelashes......
"Well we can make an appointment and we'll fill you in on all the details"......."It's for a good cause Miss" you say sombrely.
"Oh ofcourse ...yes I would love to help you....it is for a good cause.....you must be a kind, gentle man to care so much for the world.....can I buy you a drink...........?"
Anyway's....when you conduct your interviews ....just have them in casual surroundings lke a cafe or similar....all you need is your trusty ol clipboard, pen, your confidence and charisma (Which I'm sure you're not lacking in, Muggaz).
So, let's say you have your equipment....you have your council approved position in the CBD....you have made all arrangements regarding funds to charities etc.......and registering anything for practical busicess purposes...you, by this time, have interviewed many pretty ladies until you had to start turning them away and now have your wash team......they have been trained in the art of carwashing and even perhaps put together a choreographed dance routine that can be performed on occassions to draw a crowd....you have publicised your event for the summer through local papers...radio stations....posters banners ......everybody knows about it ....but it's a good thing....because it's for a good cause.....who would dare protest when you are also helping starving babes in war torn countries.....
Your first day dawns.....the sun breaks the crest of the horiozon......your bikini team are ready and waiting standing to attention....sponges poised.......
.......you stand beside them....silent.....and then a sliight hum arise in the air.....it grows louder and louder until it is a deafening roar all around you......and thousands of cars surround you.......
"We want to help the world.....please wash our cars....we want to help the cause"
"Shite....there's a piece of dust on my car.....I better get it washed again....after all it's for a good cause"
And your girls also will have the respect we all deserve rather than condemnation for showing a little skin......because they're doing it for something other than profit.....a good cause."Those brave girls up there.....doing what they can to make a better world for the future.....the youth today are doing amazing things......"
And your probablly going..."Why just the Summer....I want to do this forever?" Well....you can't plan something as I have suggested above and do it indefinately......but why not just have an amazing summer and then move on to something else....by the end you would have met many new people and opened other doors and ...who knows what you will do... but each experience is memorable and part of life is ......moving on.

So, Muggaz, what d'ya think....a lot more fun doing it off your own back and enjoying it as an experience and actually making a positive difference in the world......rather than waiting hopefully for someone....anyone .....to give you money that you don't really need... to do something you want to do.. not them.....C'mon Muggaz do it for 'Life' not 'Money.