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Ok, I have a proposition for the entrepreneurs amongst us out there, and I sincerely beleive it is a novel idea, however, to get this idea of the ground - I require capital. The Idea is a car wash run and operated by hot bizatches, and only hot bizatches.

I dont know how much it costs to purchase an appropriate amount of land for a car wash, and I know you usually dont have to pay car wash dudes very much money - I mean, it's an easy job - the trick will be to make the job attractive to.. well.. attractive girls who will look good washing our cars!!!

The salary would have to be a premium level I imagine... maybe this concept has already been explored in America? if it has been explored anywhere, it would be the USA right, maybe you can fill me in, but I haven't seen any car washes here with a plethora of beautiful young women in tight clothes with wet t-shirts and a graceful scrubbing style - trust me, if I had seen such a place, I would be willing to part with a fair amount of my money to enjoy the car washing experience.

If this hasn't been done anywhere, I am going to put a big fat intellectual property stamp on this blog right now... alas, I know that all that is required to have such ideas and aspirations is that little thing we call a Penis.

I need to get the capital, thats all, and then you can watch the money roll in!!! sure, my little car wash may be tainted by feminist activists etc - but they need not worry! The foxy ladies will be well paid, and on the bright side, there will be plenty of single males at the car wash, willing to escort angry feminists from the premises!

So, if any of you out there no anyone who wants to make a nice return on a healthy investment, just send them my way, and we shall nut out a little plan... by the same token, If anyone knows any hot chicks who look good with a wet t-shirt, a cloth, and a hose, point them my way as well - they will be looked after - I can assure you of this ;)

BAM!!!
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Reply #26 from JoeUser Forums Top
why did i read this ? why ? why ?.

muggy, you are a very naughty boy objectifying women in this way, treasure !.

although i suppose the bimbos do have to pay for their cosmetic upkeep somehow.

just make sure you pay them well so they can save for their 'over 23' future. (i can't imagine such a career offers much in the way of longevity). .

mig XX
Reply #27 from JoeUser Forums Top
although i suppose the bimbos do have to pay for their cosmetic upkeep somehow.


My GOD, dear lady, you're a GENIUS!!!

Muggaz, IMMEDIATELY File as a charitable cause: National Association for the Advancement of Bimbos". At this point, all contributions to your cause will be tax deductible, and you can dedicate your charity to the upkeep of "high maintenance" ladies for the aesthetic appreciation of straight men everywhere!

And don't forget to thank migs for her inspired suggestion.
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Reply #28 from JoeUser Forums Top

File as a charitable cause: National Association for the Advancement of Bimbos


despite my earlier plea to the contrary, perhaps you should bring the project here.  if you were to establish the naab as a faith-based community organization tasked with a divinely-inspired mission (migs qualifies as divine as far as im concerned) to aid the unfortunate victims of being 'too sexy for themselves' syndrome, youd also be eligible for government funding AND you can even form a credit union with considerably relaxed regulations.  talk about the keys to the kingdom  

Reply #29 from JoeUser Forums Top
My car is dirty...

However there are some things people shouldn't be doing non-clothed, scrubbing away at the underbody of a car is not a sexy site, no matter who is doing it

How about just taking away the car wash and offer a service where these sexy ladies can pay to spend time with the Mugman!
Reply #30 from JoeUser Forums Top
despite my earlier plea to the contrary, perhaps you should bring the project here. if you were to establish the naab as a faith-based community organization tasked with a divinely-inspired mission (migs qualifies as divine as far as im concerned) to aid the unfortunate victims of being 'too sexy for themselves' syndrome, youd also be eligible for government funding AND you can even form a credit union with considerably relaxed regulations. talk about the keys to the kingdom


Whatever happens Kingbee - you are hired

BAM!!!
Reply #31 from JoeUser Forums Top
You don't know you IP rights very well.

Unfortunately by putting your idea here it has been disclosed and therefore cannot be patented.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

(Please note. I have not read all the above comments so sorry if this has already been said)