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G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

Cringe in fear do gooders. The G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy alienS) empire is now formed. In less than an hour we have jumped 95 other Pacifist Doo Gooder victim empires and lept into 40th out of 135 ranked.

We are an evil empire bent on controlling everything and showing all the other empires out there who's boss. US. Are you listening Euro-"Oh lets let everyone be a senator and give em a vote doo gooder democracy alliance?" We come for you.

For a limited time, (untill I decide otherwise) 5 Pure Evil games, (or just impressing me with your game evilness) submitted will get you a Senatorship. Later, being the evil empire pyramid scheme we are, it will take 10. Of course, being the evil empire we are, that gives you no benefits, no pay, but all the alien carnage you crave most.

Now we do realize that sometimes, you just have to fake being good. You sometimes just have to infiltrate that pacifist party. We understand. But we aren't a kinder gentler empire and don't let their pacifism go to your head. And just sometimes, you gotta let the Aliens live (where else would you find slaves for the heavy metal lava mines?)

In the future, we shall update each other in the empire via this thread, brag of our conquests, drink blood wine, and generally just poke fun (creatively and humorously) at those players whom we find to be too goody goodyish.

Our mottos.

G.R.O.S.S. Where being good is merely a temporary strategy.

Just win baby.

Here's your ration of skin you do gooder wimp Drengin slime. Now get back to work

EBZeroMatrix you have been made a senator.

I repeat. Cringe in fear, we come for you.





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Reply #2576 Top
Wow, He'd starve if I wasn't vigilant.

B
Reply #2577 Top
I'm not interested in the US of A .. hmmm.. maybe i am .. The United States of ANZAC's.. Could work

Monarchy,Dictatorship,rebelion,ArmedForces whats the difference they all need a leader.. and I'm that person. Vote BlueSteel for President even LOL

Reply #2578 Top
Blue, I think you are a wonderfully motivated leader, but I think the people you would want the most are in another thread. Furthermore, I think all those who had the urge to jump ship have already jumped. Go ask the golden-banded ones for handouts. They have plenty of fresh meat to spare. But enough of that drunken banter. I am here to feed my favorite girl, the Queen of Beasts, Threadzilla!
Reply #2579 Top
Did you hear what he said? Gruesome! How can he talk about you that way? Why are you looking at me like that? Wait...no...I didn't mean....if you ju
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Say threadzilla, what's this penguin flipper doing in your mouth? What's that? ... something about Gruesome? Well you spit Hurley out this instant.!!!! Bad threadzilla. Oh hi there Hurley!!! Want to feed threadzilla? Oh I uh guess not.
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LOL LOL LOL
Reply #2580 Top
We must bring Threadzilla fresh souls to devour, else we will be the first to get eaten.

Anyone see the movie "The Ring"? This sounds awfully familiar...
Reply #2583 Top
Arrrgh! y'all! :D

Pirate Lagoon http://members.aol.com/piratelagoon/index.html is updated. Please let me know if I missed something. :) Also let me know if there is a link I should add. And it would be better to e-mail me [email protected] since I don't stop by here as often. (:(

Plunder on, mateys! ;p LOL :)
Reply #2584 Top
I think she'd be happier with some prime Aussie beef
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Oh everyone knows Threadzilla's favorite is steer from the Western U.S. Preferably live.


She also likes Bison, elephant, Whale, Penguin on occasion. And don't insult her. We all know what happens when she gets insulted. She even will take a human or two now and then.
Reply #2585 Top
5 hours!!!! Poor zilla.

B
Reply #2586 Top
Pontius,

I hear they have some good whale in Iceland.

B
Reply #2587 Top
No one else has posted but me since 11am this morning. Has someone hijacked the Survey ship of Doom and taken off with our loot and our members prisoners. I smell double dealing in all this. Those Drengins will pay for their treachery. Perhaps the wee hobbits have something to do with this. Never trust someone who is 3 foot tall.

B
Reply #2588 Top
I've been out rescuing a stranded ship of Drengin tourists along the fellowship border. Come along Drengin, we're gonna set you free after we show you our new jurassic park attraction....


Pontius whistles. Now all you drengin just stand on that platform right there. Yes that's it.

CHOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMP.

Yes they are now free. Free of their mortal bodies.

BURRRRRRRP!!!

Threadzilla!!!!!!
Reply #2589 Top
Well I'm to the point in my game, I have to get off the net or it crashes. Guess I better leave and finish up. Good night guys. Keep pluggin.
Reply #2590 Top
Avast, mateys! Is this truly a new pirate I be seein'? Yarr! I bid ye welcome Shane Lang. Thar be fine blades awaitin' in the armory. ARRR!
Reply #2592 Top
Welcome aboard matey. Have some Kentuckey Fried Drengin wings, they're nice and fresh.

B
Reply #2593 Top
"Here zilla, I found a nice little creature over near the council's lair."

"Master has betrayed us. He's trixy, vary trixy."

"No. No. Master would never betray us for the precious."

"He is trixy. He betrays us to the big beast."

"Yes.....yes.....he bet-"

BURRRRRRRRRRRRP.

Zilla smiles contentedly. B pats him on the head. "Soon, my friend....soon."

B
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Reply #2594 Top
And GROSS zoomed to the top! I'd thought that other empire was way out in front.

I'm really looking forward to the update in the next few weeks. A possible expansion with new major races sounds better though. Personally, I'd pay for such an expansion, but I doubt if it would help sell Galciv at this point. Which is a shame: a game like Galciv should have sold hundreds of thousands of copies. But I gather it hasn't.

Anyways, its Friday and then the weekend! And the temperature continues to rise in Sydney now that its Spring. Mind you, it was a bloody mild winter here again. We regularly got to 18 degrees right through winter. Check yous later.
Reply #2595 Top
I'm really looking forward to the update in the next few weeks. A possible expansion with new major races sounds better though. Personally, I'd pay for such an expansion, but I doubt if it would help sell Galciv at this point. Which is a shame: a game like Galciv should have sold hundreds of thousands of copies. But I gather it hasn't.
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Well I'll be in chat on the day with frogboy egging him on for such an expansion. I'd pay for more races, more stuff. Not 30 more bux or anything but a good 15-20.



I wouldn't know how many it sold. But remember, it wasn't heavily promoted here in the states. Atari (IG) at the time kind of figured it would be a niche benefiter from Moo3. Then when it became clear moo3 stank, word got out. Considering the lack of promotion on the part of Atari and the Major retailers (EB and Best Buy initially didn't carry it) I think Galciv actually exceeded sales expectations from both the stardock people and the Atari people.


We regularly got to 18 degrees right through winter. Check yous later.
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18. That's downright below freezing here. Then again we're thinking Farenheit. Are you Centegrade (Celcius)? LOL I ought to start qouting all temps in Kelvin to really mess people over.

And GROSS zoomed to the top! I'd thought that other empire was way out in front.
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Did we? Coolios!!! To be honest, I haven't looked lately what with my puter and the net slowwwwww down. I did put in a big 25k bomb though.

Reply #2596 Top
YOU CERTAINLY DID CAPTAIN! A major explosion noted - ya just missed me; but between you, Solitair and ricbayer, I'm not going to have this medal much longer. Great going, O Captain, my Captain!

And yes, we use Celcius here. Welcome Shane!

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Reply #2597 Top
Great job all. Perhaps our competition over at the white council were all too saddened by my feeding Smeegel to Threadzilla to come up with a defense. I should have a sub tonight(I hope) and then I'm going to try a tiny/abundant/maso. Wish me luck and give lots of hints. I'm going to need it.

B
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Reply #2598 Top
YOU CERTAINLY DID CAPTAIN! A major explosion noted - ya just missed me; but between you, Solitair and ricbayer, I'm not going to have this medal much longer. Great going, O Captain, my Captain!
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More importantly, Friendjosh swallowed the Red Pill and has been freed from the Geektrix!!!!!!!!

Follow the white skull and crossbones Friendjosh. Your posse is waiting.