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G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

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G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

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Cringe in fear do gooders. The G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy alienS) empire is now formed. In less than an hour we have jumped 95 other Pacifist Doo Gooder victim empires and lept into 40th out of 135 ranked.

We are an evil empire bent on controlling everything and showing all the other empires out there who's boss. US. Are you listening Euro-"Oh lets let everyone be a senator and give em a vote doo gooder democracy alliance?" We come for you.

For a limited time, (untill I decide otherwise) 5 Pure Evil games, (or just impressing me with your game evilness) submitted will get you a Senatorship. Later, being the evil empire pyramid scheme we are, it will take 10. Of course, being the evil empire we are, that gives you no benefits, no pay, but all the alien carnage you crave most.

Now we do realize that sometimes, you just have to fake being good. You sometimes just have to infiltrate that pacifist party. We understand. But we aren't a kinder gentler empire and don't let their pacifism go to your head. And just sometimes, you gotta let the Aliens live (where else would you find slaves for the heavy metal lava mines?)

In the future, we shall update each other in the empire via this thread, brag of our conquests, drink blood wine, and generally just poke fun (creatively and humorously) at those players whom we find to be too goody goodyish.

Our mottos.

G.R.O.S.S. Where being good is merely a temporary strategy.

Just win baby.

Here's your ration of skin you do gooder wimp Drengin slime. Now get back to work

EBZeroMatrix you have been made a senator.

I repeat. Cringe in fear, we come for you.





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Reply #2976 from Stardock Forums Top
PontiusBruinPilot, One of the GREATEST LEADERS ALWAYS!

G.R.O.S.S. One of the BEST EMPIRES ALWAYS!

Personaly one of MY FAVORIETS. :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :HOT:

Killa Koala:
#3000, which in all fairness is reserved with your name on it.



:CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :HOT:
Reply #2977 from Stardock Forums Top
Here, here. Pontius, you've managed to piss everybody off around here at one time or the other, but you've always been here. And for that, I commend you. Whatever direction you take G.R.O.S.S., know that everybody will be watching. :)
Siege of Centauri
Reply #2978 from Stardock Forums Top
I will say take the active players of both empires GROSS and ANZAC and create a MEGAEMPIRE, watch Ring the megaempire is coming!!!!! ;)
Reply #2979 from Stardock Forums Top
Hey, don't complain--at 10, you've still got more actives than we do over in MWC
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Well come on over Kryo... Love to make it 11. But the MWC is a strange empire. Hibernation... then wake up take first. Then More hibernation...
Reply #2981 from Stardock Forums Top
Sluggy Von Ricthofen: Part 5a.

We last left our pirate heroes screaming through MWC space in hot pursuit of the invinceable ship.

Suddenly a ship shaped like a cube entered the vecinity. It was surrounded by Ice.

KRYO... Said Pontius. Think he's here to exact revenge on us for glassing his planet?

Killa: Uh Duh. No Duh. BATTLE STATIONS. As Kryo's ship approached, the doom fired its space distortion cannon. Blammmmmmmm.... The Ice Cube was broken up into billions of pieces. "Lets have some fun and make Snow cones," laughed Cypher.

Just then a distress call came over the airwaves.

Gunner.... fired upon by........Jedi academy....ship intact...... invinceable torian.......... light sabre ......destroyed.

Pontius: Beam Kryo's life pod into Cargo bay two and set course for the Jedi Academy. Cool Brig #2 to freezing and have him taken there. Maximum warp.... Now.

already continued on the Jedi republic thread:
Reply #2982 from Stardock Forums Top
Muahahahaha.... cold only makes me stronger... and no walls can hold an ethereal being!!! :D >:( :D >:( :D >:(
Reply #2983 from Stardock Forums Top
Muahahahaha.... cold only makes me stronger... and no walls can hold an ethereal being!!!
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Well you're part of my story now buster. I never said what your brig is made of. Something that will hold you for certain.
Reply #2984 from Stardock Forums Top
Then suddenly out of the shadows The Jedi Master Obi Wan and his friends Mayito and Kryp come into the room blasting all the pirates and rescuinbg Kryo from his secure death at the hand os Pontius the right hand of the Sluggy Von, they all teletransport to the Jedi cloak vessel "The Incapturable" and disappears in the eyes of Pontius, who twisting his face in agony for his failure shout to his soldiers: "what are we going to do now?" Pack your things and abandon ship, before Master Sllugy Von gets here, I have to hide, I have to hide, I cannot die, I am too young, too many things to do, too many women to meet, I got to run away from here, prepare my ship, I am out of here. :sniff!: :sniff!:
Reply #2985 from Stardock Forums Top
Then suddenly out of the shadows The Jedi Master Obi Wan and his friends Mayito and Kryp come into the room blasting all the pirates and rescuinbg Kryo from his secure death at the hand os Pontius the right hand of the Sluggy Von, they all teletransport to the Jedi cloak vessel "The Incapturable" and disappears in the eyes of Pontius, who twisting his face in agony for his failure shout to his soldiers: "what are we going to do now?" Pack your things and abandon ship, before Master Sllugy Von gets here, I have to hide, I have to hide, I cannot die, I am too young, too many things to do, too many women to meet, I got to run away from here, prepare my ship, I am out of here
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Boy you really don't have a clue as to how the story's gonna go or who's who do you?
Reply #2986 from Stardock Forums Top
I am rewriting history here, but I will let you contine with your story, I shall be back to set right the wrongs you are comtting. :D :D
Reply #2987 from Stardock Forums Top
I promissed I will not mess your story no more, I want to see the end. ;)
Reply #2988 from Stardock Forums Top
Let pontius have his fun... for all we care his story is in an alternate universe, where, apparently I fly around in a giant borg icecube LOL

Rest assured, there is no way of killing Kryo, particularly since he is technically not really alive. There is one way to force him into dormancy though... but that's a secret ;)


Also:
Well come on over Kryo... Love to make it 11.
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I can't very well join you if you try to kill me off ;)
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Reply #2989 from Stardock Forums Top
Kryo the doors of the Jedi Academy are open for you, ther will be always a place for you in our Senate. ;)
Reply #2990 from Stardock Forums Top
I can't very well join you if you try to kill me off
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Well you don't have to wait Long to find out Kryo, your part of the story is next.... But you'll have to wait. I have to write the next part after and be able to tie it in before I put it out here.
Reply #2998 from Stardock Forums Top
3000 posts here in the GROSS. Well at least we are having fun now. :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :HOT: :HOT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT:
Reply #2999 from Stardock Forums Top
Do weA. Hang it upB. Keep on going.C. Get some new leadership1. With the same name2. Different name.D. merge with The Anzacs.Begs the question of under what name and who moves, us or they.e. Combine with the active members of Anzac, and create a new empire.
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My opinions:

A. Not a chance. Surrender is an alien word.
B. Heck yes, keep on space truckin'. At least those of us are left.
C. It is your empire. Hand it to whom you wish if the administrative duties are too much these days. We have several good candidates.
1. GROSS is GROSS. Nothing in the Metaverse says "large and powerful" better than GROSS. :HOT:
2. Refer to 1.
D. Merger? They can join us if they want. Heck, being such a nice guy, we could even do a slight rename as long as GROSS is in the name somewhere.
E. A totally new empire rebuilt from scratch? I would honestly go neutral for a while and rethink my empire loyalties.

After thoughts: we have enough active people to keep this puppy going. Our critical participation mass is very comparable to other active large empires. It looks more like a case of leader burnout more than empire collapse. But if things go turn south, as much as I hate to think about a sinking ship, people know I will go down with it.