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G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

Cringe in fear do gooders. The G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy alienS) empire is now formed. In less than an hour we have jumped 95 other Pacifist Doo Gooder victim empires and lept into 40th out of 135 ranked.

We are an evil empire bent on controlling everything and showing all the other empires out there who's boss. US. Are you listening Euro-"Oh lets let everyone be a senator and give em a vote doo gooder democracy alliance?" We come for you.

For a limited time, (untill I decide otherwise) 5 Pure Evil games, (or just impressing me with your game evilness) submitted will get you a Senatorship. Later, being the evil empire pyramid scheme we are, it will take 10. Of course, being the evil empire we are, that gives you no benefits, no pay, but all the alien carnage you crave most.

Now we do realize that sometimes, you just have to fake being good. You sometimes just have to infiltrate that pacifist party. We understand. But we aren't a kinder gentler empire and don't let their pacifism go to your head. And just sometimes, you gotta let the Aliens live (where else would you find slaves for the heavy metal lava mines?)

In the future, we shall update each other in the empire via this thread, brag of our conquests, drink blood wine, and generally just poke fun (creatively and humorously) at those players whom we find to be too goody goodyish.

Our mottos.

G.R.O.S.S. Where being good is merely a temporary strategy.

Just win baby.

Here's your ration of skin you do gooder wimp Drengin slime. Now get back to work

EBZeroMatrix you have been made a senator.

I repeat. Cringe in fear, we come for you.





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Reply #3001 Top
3000 posts here in the GROSS. Well at least we are having fun now
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That was supposed to be reserved for Killa :notsure:

Oh well, congrats to threadzilla anyhow ;)
Reply #3002 Top
I'm so sorry Mayito, Threadzilla was trained to eat the 3000th poster. I guess the Jedi can give you a wooden leg and arm though. I am truly sorry about your ripped out lungs. But I hear Jedi breathing Masks are first rate. Let me express G.R.O.S.S. es deapest regrets at your unfortunate encounter with the Beast.
Reply #3003 Top
It is good that we the Master Jedies have developed the art of self-cloning, you just killed my 11th or was 12th clone this week, I have to be more careful next time. LOL LOL LOL
Reply #3005 Top
Well put Gunner. Now lets get after ole sluggy and shoot his azz out of the sky shall we?
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Now that's the pirate spirit I've come to know and love! I was really kind of worried there would be no pirate scourge to worry about... :sniff!:

Oh, and congrats on 3,000 posts!
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Reply #3006 Top
The Metaverse Review is out.

http://metaversereview.joeuser.com

Special Edition
Reply #3007 Top
Mayito - stealing the 3000th post was really poor. The entire Metaverse would have kept that for Pontius.
Reply #3008 Top
Sluggy Von Richtofen Chapter 9
Kryo warms up.


Meanwhile, back on the doom, Pontius was busy with the guest of the day Kryo.

Kryo: You do know I'm etherial don't you. I can break out at any time.

Pontius: Oh yes, but since the temperature is 300 degrees kelvin outside the ship due to solar radiation, where then would you go? Now when the men in the white coats come just stick your arms out.

kryo: You killed my home planet. Billions.

Pontius: I did nothing. They were already dead. They were dead as soon as they helped those Torian slugs. Face it Kryo. They turned. They turned on you. They turned on us. And for their help what did the fing Torians give em eh? A retrovirus to turn em all into Torian Slugs. They were already dragging slime trails behind em. Here. See for yourself. They turned on Humanity. I gave them a better fate than being Torian Slaves.


Just then over the com... Torian ship in range.

"There's your killer Kryo. That torian Slug out there. Now I'm gonna release these restraints and give you a shot at him.

Kryo: LIAR!!!!! MURDERER!!!!!

Pontius: You're etherial aren't you? Then you know that isn't true. Your answer is out there.

Kryo was released. He took the form of a frozen vapor cloud and left the vicinity of the star to go after the Torian ship. It was going to be easy thought Kryo. Penetrate the hull, get the info, Kill the torian, then go back and kill the Pirates. But Sluggy Von Ricthofen, is not so easily beaten. Far from taking Kryo as a harmless cloud of vaper, Fire suddenly eruped from the Torian ship. What was once an Ice cloud, became vaporized. And the legend of Sluggy Von Richtofen only grew larger as the bridge crew read the writing on the torian ship. DIE HUMANS DIE.

Later, Back aboard the doom in the frozen cell.

Kryo: Uh uh Wha Wha happened?

Pontius: That Hotshot Torian Slime Snail flamed your butt. That's what. Now will you do it our way?

Kryo: Well since you did rescue me out of my forced hibernation.....

Pontius: There's a Viper training program running in holodeck two. I suggest you learn to fly one. Rapidly. That is, If you want another shot at your Torian friend out there. You can't be so naive as to think we corporials can't develop weapons against you etherials do you?

Just then..

"Captain Pontius to the Bridge. We have an urgent communication from the Jedi Republic, And the MWC as well. Some sort of Council meeting...."

Pontius: Be right there. Dispatch a drone sensor to trail that Torian ship. I want to know where he's going.



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Reply #3009 Top
He is to blame, he destroyed my Jedi Academy using those stinky Torian with its green teeth. So pay back time, if you want to cry come to the corner of the room and look into the mirrow, yes that is your face, so, what we were talking about, oh hmmmm, what is going on, I see sharp shark teeths all around me, get away, it must be a nightmare, don't bite me!!! Oh!!! Oh!!! is the Threadzilla!!!! Ahhhggggggggggggg!!!!

silence---------------------RIP!!!! :sniff!:
Reply #3010 Top
Mayito - stealing the 3000th post was really poor. The entire Metaverse would have kept that for Pontius
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3000. It comes after 2999. It's no big deal to me... Besides. I cost him a paycheck. Teeheehee.
Reply #3011 Top
Mayito - stealing the 3000th post was really poor. The entire Metaverse would have kept that for Pontius
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Thanks for the sentiment though Wombie.
Reply #3012 Top
I assume Mayito's activity here is a reflection on the lack of same with his empire??? ;)
Reply #3013 Top
Well Jedies and Pirates have been fighting for thousands of years, we are brethren but kind like oil and vinegar, two sides of the same coin. ;)
Reply #3014 Top
He is to blame, he destroyed my Jedi Academy using those stinky Torian with its green teeth
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We would never use Torian slime to do our dirty work. Hence our name. Get Rid of Slimy alienS
Reply #3015 Top
I assume Mayito's activity here is a reflection on the lack of same with his empire???
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That and his luxurious sweet was destroyed at the academy. Unfortunately the Backup acadamy was an exact duplicate except for one thing. His quarters were accidently made the size of a broom closet.
Reply #3016 Top
How did you know that? You must have been talking with those Altarian slaves we have, I think that is time for those Altarians to walk the plank on the tank of sharks. Or better out lets send them to the GROSS homeworld tied up on our newest blackhead turbocharged torpedoes LOL LOL LOL
Reply #3017 Top
I ought to dig up all the Sluggy Von Richtofen stories and get em onto one spot when I'm done.

Chapter 10a.

Pontius: Gerakken. You must represent us at the council. Helm, send a decloak signal to the Scimitar. I'm going to need her cloak.
Killa: I'm going with you.
Wombat: You're our captain. Me too.

Pontius: No. I need the Posse at that meeting to help Gunner. Besides, I have someone different in mind. He's in Holodeck 2. Transfer one of these Vipers. Outfit it with anti-matter missiles on either side of each of the rear wings. Set them to Proximity. Give me a Quantum Torpedo on either side of the body. Set them to proximity as well. That thing's gonna be a tank. I hope our Mr. Kryo is up to it. Leave one Cobra over there as well in case I need a quick fighter to bail his Azz out. Move all nonessential personnel here.

Cypher: What are you doing? God help you if it's what I think you're doing.

Pontius: No Cypher. Just Reconaissance. But if I'm right. God help us all.

Now you all get to that meeting. You know where we stand. Don't look back. We'll be there.


To be continued. 10b coming soon.
Reply #3018 Top
Ahem. In my alternate Universe, Pontius got #3000.

Go Sluggy Von Richtofen LOL LOL LOL

Jedi Captain Mayito7777, I see that everyone is getting into the act of putting pretty pictures on their profiles. I want a koala on mine!
Reply #3019 Top
It is easy to do, go to the website where you can change your profile name and go to your desktop, and choose what do you want to be put there.
Reply #3022 Top
I can see Jaws picture as if it was before me now...Jaws holding aloft the Rugby World Cup surrounded by buxom hero-worshipping English roses. ;p