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G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

Cringe in fear do gooders. The G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy alienS) empire is now formed. In less than an hour we have jumped 95 other Pacifist Doo Gooder victim empires and lept into 40th out of 135 ranked.

We are an evil empire bent on controlling everything and showing all the other empires out there who's boss. US. Are you listening Euro-"Oh lets let everyone be a senator and give em a vote doo gooder democracy alliance?" We come for you.

For a limited time, (untill I decide otherwise) 5 Pure Evil games, (or just impressing me with your game evilness) submitted will get you a Senatorship. Later, being the evil empire pyramid scheme we are, it will take 10. Of course, being the evil empire we are, that gives you no benefits, no pay, but all the alien carnage you crave most.

Now we do realize that sometimes, you just have to fake being good. You sometimes just have to infiltrate that pacifist party. We understand. But we aren't a kinder gentler empire and don't let their pacifism go to your head. And just sometimes, you gotta let the Aliens live (where else would you find slaves for the heavy metal lava mines?)

In the future, we shall update each other in the empire via this thread, brag of our conquests, drink blood wine, and generally just poke fun (creatively and humorously) at those players whom we find to be too goody goodyish.

Our mottos.

G.R.O.S.S. Where being good is merely a temporary strategy.

Just win baby.

Here's your ration of skin you do gooder wimp Drengin slime. Now get back to work

EBZeroMatrix you have been made a senator.

I repeat. Cringe in fear, we come for you.





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Reply #3351 Top
Pontius turn those fans off quick.. You have created a cyclone (Hurrican for our American friends). They named her Debbie and she is about to do Darwin.
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Cap'n!!! de warp drive, she be stuck on maximum. She'll blow for sure soon. eject the core.... Ahhhhhhh... Fans off. phew. Unfortunately the damage is done.

We've got snow here but you have to pay the shipping.

I think I'll rent some snow making equipment first.
Reply #3352 Top
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Reply #3353 Top
*Male Body Part* shrinking cold!!!.
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Is this why the pirate has one, but the wombat three????

I can recommend a good welder LOL


Alex




~SDC~
Reply #3354 Top
Is this why the pirate has one, but the wombat three????
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No. You see his are swollen partially from all those failed pick up lines he used on all the female wombats when he and Killa were on their flippism gigs.

Either that or I don't have sufficient games in to get the next rank.
Reply #3355 Top
Galactic Greetings from your friends at RB. Hey that seventh place empire ranking sure looks nice. :D Would you care to let us try it on for size here shortly? ;)

- Sirian
Reply #3356 Top
Galactic Greetings from your friends at RB. Hey that seventh place empire ranking sure looks nice. Would you care to let us try it on for size here shortly?

Why sure!!! Since it's now the evil empire's I'll be glad to let you try it on for size once G.R.O.S.S. moves back into 6th.
Reply #3357 Top
We've got snow here but you have to pay the shipping.
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Doesn't Drengin net count as shipping paid?

Why sure!!! Since it's now the evil empire's I'll be glad to let you try it on for size once G.R.O.S.S. moves back into 6th.
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better look again.. :)

Reply #3358 Top
Is this why the pirate has one, but the wombat three????
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LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Triple redundancy in case of accidents...that's how you get to have eighteen nippers.... ;)
Reply #3359 Top
"No. You see his are swollen partially from all those failed pick up lines he used on all the female wombats when he and Killa were on their flippism gigs."

Shouldn't they be blue, then?
Reply #3360 Top
No. You see his are swollen partially from all those failed pick up lines he used on all the female wombats when he and Killa were on their flippism gigs."

Shouldn't they be blue, then?
They were. It's sort of that yellow bruising you get when they're healing up.

better look again..


Actually you better look again. You are in seventh. We're in 8th. Which means I'll gladly hand away seventh. But only after we've stolen it from you again and steal 6th as well. Although if you discount Slitherin/Marquesa double countinging her games under two different names, we're still in 7th by a wide margin.


Reply #3361 Top
Actually you better look again. You are in seventh. We're in 8th. Which means I'll gladly hand away seventh. But only after we've stolen it from you again and steal 6th as well. Although if you discount Slitherin/Marquesa double countinging her games under two different names, we're still in 7th by a wide margin.
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Isn't that plain nasty of the bad folks of the evil empire.
How can those bad people cheat like that. Do they sleep at night?
:)
Reply #3362 Top
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Reply #3363 Top
Are we at war?

I thought it was a alien burning competition.
Reply #3364 Top
Isn't that plain nasty of the bad folks of the evil empire. How can those bad people cheat like that. Do they sleep at night?


There is evil there, that never sleeps. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with 10,000 men could you do this..... BOING!!! Now where was I? Oh yes.

Are we at war?
I thought it was a alien burning competition.

I don't know. Did you all declare war when I snuck up behind you and stole all those Torians headed to the totally wasteful ruin of being ashes and made them useful sushi instead? Sorry about having to disable your engines. It's a requirement for a slick getaway you know. I see you got your engines fixed. Too bad you slipped past us while we were hiding. We're on your 6 again. When you least expect it and your cargo is worthy... BAMM!!!











Reply #3366 Top
Woooohooooo!!!! We're back in 7th. Seems the evil one's lost lord Megatron. Now lets go after the Canadians once you all get back off your vacations. Mrs. Pontius and I enjoy having the doom to ourselves but it will be good to have you all back. ;)
Reply #3367 Top
I just call Slitherin/Marquesa/Rainbird by her real name: Cybil
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Or is that Three Faces of Eve? ;) LOL LOL
Reply #3368 Top
I just call Slitherin/Marquesa/Rainbird by her real name: Cybil



Or is that Three Faces of Eve


LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Having a merry loot filled xmas mateys. Be back in a couple days.

Pontius.
Reply #3369 Top
iz we sniffin' yer rear, pirates?

oh no, not the turkey....sssssphhhhhhhhhht

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH

;)
Reply #3371 Top
"BEN DOVER NOW" that your in 10th place and were NOT
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Please spare us your homoerrotic fantasies and return to the closet.

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Reply #3372 Top
Please spare us your homoerrotic fantasies and return to the closet.
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tHERE'S nOTHING sO lONESOME mORDID oR dREAR wHEN yA gET uP tHE bARMAID & sHE'S gOT gONORRHOEA LOL
Reply #3373 Top
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~SDC~