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G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

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G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

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Cringe in fear do gooders. The G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy alienS) empire is now formed. In less than an hour we have jumped 95 other Pacifist Doo Gooder victim empires and lept into 40th out of 135 ranked.

We are an evil empire bent on controlling everything and showing all the other empires out there who's boss. US. Are you listening Euro-"Oh lets let everyone be a senator and give em a vote doo gooder democracy alliance?" We come for you.

For a limited time, (untill I decide otherwise) 5 Pure Evil games, (or just impressing me with your game evilness) submitted will get you a Senatorship. Later, being the evil empire pyramid scheme we are, it will take 10. Of course, being the evil empire we are, that gives you no benefits, no pay, but all the alien carnage you crave most.

Now we do realize that sometimes, you just have to fake being good. You sometimes just have to infiltrate that pacifist party. We understand. But we aren't a kinder gentler empire and don't let their pacifism go to your head. And just sometimes, you gotta let the Aliens live (where else would you find slaves for the heavy metal lava mines?)

In the future, we shall update each other in the empire via this thread, brag of our conquests, drink blood wine, and generally just poke fun (creatively and humorously) at those players whom we find to be too goody goodyish.

Our mottos.

G.R.O.S.S. Where being good is merely a temporary strategy.

Just win baby.

Here's your ration of skin you do gooder wimp Drengin slime. Now get back to work

EBZeroMatrix you have been made a senator.

I repeat. Cringe in fear, we come for you.





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Reply #3331 from Stardock Forums Top
Just checking out what is going on in our old nemesis's string. Hope you gain a lot of loot and bounty over the Holidays Pontius.
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I'm married with children. I give the loot and bounty over the holidays. But thanks. Another bowling ball...... :)


Too bad your lay down Irish cost us in the end. Gawwwd it just doesn't feel right having to root for the Irish ever. My midwestern friends say it's like kissin your sister.

Uh I think I'll take their word on that one. :)
Reply #3332 from Stardock Forums Top
I shall be missing in action for a bit longer... So I'll wish Pontius, and Gerakken and GROSS, best wishes for the holiday season! Talk to ya soon. Cheers from Killa. :D
Reply #3334 from Stardock Forums Top
I'm surprised I haven't received any comment about the picture used in the Metaverse Review's story on EBZ. I picked it out especially for you pirates, too. :)
Reply #3335 from Stardock Forums Top
It seems only former and non pirates are reading the thread right now. They must have found a fat merchant man off of the ivory coast.
Reply #3336 from Stardock Forums Top
Get well soon (again?!?) Captain!!
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Again Wombie. Those long voyages around the cape really take it out of you.



It seems only former and non pirates are reading the thread right now. They must have found a fat merchant man off of the ivory coast.

Aye matey, and loaded to the waterline she is. We be pumpin her bilge though. Put a 12 pounder right in her side amidships.
Reply #3337 from Stardock Forums Top
EBZ: At least you're honest! No problems, there's always a critic out there! Sometimes the best review you can get is the bad one!
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-Theoden of Rohan-
Not trying to be a bad critic, just being honest. I did liek it at first but it's excitment quickly dropped off as things became less interesting to me. I did however wanted to point out that I am a Senator, and not a overlord, no big deal but just keepin ya up to speed. Also the GCCG(II) is NOT going to be a revised and/or a up-to-date version, it's gonna be something completley new, different, and again, straight from scratch. As always I do appreciate your support and anyone else's on the GCCG(II), and your mention of me in the news, I DID read it! :P

-CypherPax -
Let's go GROSS! You guys still have a franchise of sorts in the Special Forces as half of us are:1. Bastard children of Pontius2. Still on the GROSS website.Don't forget the Pirates of the South Seas thread...Happy Raiding,Cypher
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And the 'disciples' of the GCCG...

War is brewin soon. And in other news my endeavour back through the front lines won't be started till January 19 (what's the count boss?). It's been pushed back, but it could always happen early, so you never know!
Reply #3338 from Stardock Forums Top
War is brewin soon. And in other news my endeavour back through the front lines won't be started till January 19 (what's the count boss?). It's been pushed back, but it could always happen early, so you never know!
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Count? You changed the day and now I'm supposed to count? Lets see it's 30 days round the cape. Then you take the intregral of f (x) dx. Multiply that by the number of bilge pumps on the famous pirate hunter ship Alligator (chicken chit captain sank her before we could) and you get 4.
So 4. That's the count. Oh wait that's the key to the Universe... The count is.... 35.

CRINGE IN FEAR META!!!!! you have 35 days to put your tribute together, or put your affairs in order!!!!
Reply #3339 from Stardock Forums Top
Less than 34 days untill EBZ comes to take back what is his...........and counting. Unlike New York we can't afford all those lights. So we're just going to lower a rotton apple core on a string.
Reply #3341 from Stardock Forums Top
Welcome aboard the survey ship of dome Hegitaga. We have a Cutlass with your name on it in the Armory!!!!


In empire news today, we now hold #1 on the individual board Neutral allignment. :) :) How long remains to be seen.

Kind of slow around here the closer we get to xmas.
Have a merry one. Stories to be posted.

A G.R.O.S.S. er's xmas shopping tale
The Hobbit throwing olympics.

Read em in the future when I get well enough to write em.
Reply #3342 from Stardock Forums Top
*In the middle of going underground to accomplish his holiday missions, Gerakken decides to peek in on Pirate Central.*

I wonder how Santa is going to treat us pirates. We can't say we have been good this year, that is for sure. But maybe the brandy fudge and fine whiskey we leave out in the observation lounge will score us more points than cookies and milk. And maybe if turn the table and left him some presents as well. Hmmm. I wonder how GROSS porn videos would go over with the elves back at the North Pole? Oh well, at least the Doom's engines can burn coal in a pinch if it comes to that. Well, I am back off into the unplugged, wireless lands, away from e-mail and the internet. There are advantages to not joining the wireless and cell phone age, afterall. :) Be back again in about two weeks.
Reply #3343 from Stardock Forums Top
I wonder how Santa is going to treat us pirates. We can't say we have been good this year, that is for sure


When I meat up with Santa it's

Father xmas, give us your money. We have no need of your silly toys......


But maybe the brandy fudge and fine whiskey we leave out in the observation lounge will score us more points than cookies and milk.

Bribes have always worked before. Besides, who wan'ts to fly in the cold in a sleigh without a lil flask of the warmin stuff.

There are advantages to not joining the wireless and cell phone age, afterall.

There sure are. No one can bug ya on vacation. No one. Specially if you don't leave a number.


Reply #3344 from Stardock Forums Top
Hey Pontius

Just a G'day from downunder post and to answer the questions you threw at me in another thread.

Yes I have been quiet lately . The Blushing bride and I have put my little unit on the market and are going to put an offer on a friends place (He just got a redunancy package and is moving out of the city). So I have been busy demolishing three years of garden neglet ready for the home hunter hord to come a knocking.

Have a good christmas and get better or else..

PS: Can we work out some sort of heat/cold exchange. It's bloody hot here. Send snow soonest please..

Bakka
Reply #3345 from Stardock Forums Top
PS: Can we work out some sort of heat/cold exchange. It's bloody hot here. Send snow soonest please.


It's as we say around here *Male Body Part* shrinking cold!!!.

HEHE But no dang snow. Dadgummit if it's gonna be miserably cold the least that could happen is we get a foot or two to play in. Sheez....


Yes I have been quiet lately . The Blushing bride and I have put my little unit on the market and are going to put an offer on a friends place (He just got a redunancy package and is moving out of the city). So I have been busy demolishing three years of garden neglet ready for the home hunter hord to come a knocking.

Oh my. The old Oh look at that little chip off the kitchen counter. You'd better lower your price $5,000 crowd.. Uggh. That's why ya hire a realtor.


for me it's wrap those presents wrap those presents.. cough hack cough hack.... "Your cousin Johnny always did like big green slimy phlegm balls in his packages didn't he dear?"



Reply #3347 from Stardock Forums Top
We've got snow here but you have to pay the shipping. :)
Reply #3348 from Stardock Forums Top
Send some down here to Florida, we have two feet of sand, but no snow. LOL
Reply #3349 from Stardock Forums Top
Hey Carielf why don't you join the Jedi Republic empire, would be nice to have you as a member of our team. Would you, pretty please with icing on the top?
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Reply #3350 from Stardock Forums Top
Pontius turn those fans off quick.. You have created a cyclone (Hurrican for our American friends). They named her Debbie and she is about to do Darwin.

http://www.solar.ifa.hawaii.edu/Tropical/Gif/swp.latest.gif
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