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G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

Cringe in fear do gooders. The G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy alienS) empire is now formed. In less than an hour we have jumped 95 other Pacifist Doo Gooder victim empires and lept into 40th out of 135 ranked.

We are an evil empire bent on controlling everything and showing all the other empires out there who's boss. US. Are you listening Euro-"Oh lets let everyone be a senator and give em a vote doo gooder democracy alliance?" We come for you.

For a limited time, (untill I decide otherwise) 5 Pure Evil games, (or just impressing me with your game evilness) submitted will get you a Senatorship. Later, being the evil empire pyramid scheme we are, it will take 10. Of course, being the evil empire we are, that gives you no benefits, no pay, but all the alien carnage you crave most.

Now we do realize that sometimes, you just have to fake being good. You sometimes just have to infiltrate that pacifist party. We understand. But we aren't a kinder gentler empire and don't let their pacifism go to your head. And just sometimes, you gotta let the Aliens live (where else would you find slaves for the heavy metal lava mines?)

In the future, we shall update each other in the empire via this thread, brag of our conquests, drink blood wine, and generally just poke fun (creatively and humorously) at those players whom we find to be too goody goodyish.

Our mottos.

G.R.O.S.S. Where being good is merely a temporary strategy.

Just win baby.

Here's your ration of skin you do gooder wimp Drengin slime. Now get back to work

EBZeroMatrix you have been made a senator.

I repeat. Cringe in fear, we come for you.





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Reply #3277 Top
New Mods site now live

the new mods site is now open for business. please feel fre to drop by. http://files.galciv.org/ :CONGRAT:

~SDC~
Reply #3278 Top
Are you guys still doing hobbit tossing? With all the Christmas stuff going on this month, it might be more appropriate to have a special elf-tossing competition instead.
Reply #3279 Top
#3281 by Veteran TheQuack - 12/7/2003 2:55:42 AM

Are you guys still doing hobbit tossing? With all the Christmas stuff going on this month, it might be more appropriate to have a special elf-tossing competition instead.


Ya know Quacker, I was thinking of that. But you see xmas elves are not the size of LOTR elves. xmas elves are more the size of hobbits. You know it's so hard to tell one pointy eared species from another. They all start looking the same..... :)
Reply #3281 Top
Pontius grabs Samwise's main squeeze.

Say you're kind of cute for a Hobbit. We might have some use for you at a horse ranch... Would you like to go? Oh certainly. Many a hobbit likes to ride the mares at the Galactic Mustang Ranch... Come right this way aboard our ship....
Reply #3282 Top
Wow. Our points went down. Those of you who have been away awhile, your score might go down with your first couple submissions due to aging and grouping. This is to be expected but you'll soon be going up in score again. So don't worry too much. It's good to have you back.
Reply #3283 Top
Breaking News!!!! Coming soon only in TReadzilla cable TV and other equipments!!!!

"The remake of EBZERO the Terror of the Galaxy-II"

See previews very soon!!!!!
Reply #3284 Top
Breaking News!!!! Coming soon only in TReadzilla cable TV and other equipments!!!! "The remake of EBZERO the Terror of the Galaxy-II"See previews very soon!!!!!
End of quote


I'm looking forward to it :D! In fact I'm prolly the ONLY one looking forward to it LOL.

Errr, what's the countdown till Jan 13 Pontius? I'm too lazy to figure it out :p.
Reply #3285 Top
Errr, what's the countdown till Jan 13 Pontius? I'm too lazy to figure it out

Less than 36 days till co-founder EBZ returns and G.R.O.S.S. takes back what is ours....CRINGE IN FEAR META!!! CRINGE IN FEAR!!!!!
Reply #3286 Top
i iz cringin'

:)
Reply #3287 Top
Gerakken has been lying low in his safe house more than usual. This end of year madness with work, family, travel, and Christmas hijinks is all adding up. So I will be kind of scarce in the Meta until sanity returns roughly January 5th.
Reply #3288 Top
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all the GROSS Family!!!! And special salute to EBZero, you maybe don't know but your help was indeed really apprecciate with the insights that you provided for how to play the game, I was in a situation where I wanted to quit and your guide to how to play the game really helped me and still does. That is the major reason for admiring your work. ;)
Reply #3290 Top
Gerakken has been lying low in his safe house more than usual. This end of year madness with work, family, travel, and Christmas hijinks is all adding up. So I will be kind of scarce in the Meta until sanity returns roughly January 5th.
End of quote


Merry Xmas Gunner.

FIGHT ON!!!!

GO TROJANS!!!! KILL THE WOLVERINES!!!!!! EXTERMINATE THOSE LITTLE VERMIN!!!!!!!!!
Reply #3291 Top
Admiral Mayito was leading the assault. It had bogged down and both sides were in the trenches.

"Break out that Veron T disrupter grenade. These G.R.O.S.S. surplus banned weapons we bought are awesome. They kill very painfully by slow sonic vibrations. Watch this."

Mayito threw the grenade. Suddenly Euro's lept out of the pit and screamed in pain for a full 5 minutes before they were consumed. Anyone who touched them also was consumed.

"That was awesome." one of the sith Warriors said. "I have got to get me one of those." As he stood up and made a crucial mistake. There was a ringing in his ears, then he too lept out of his pit Writhing in pain for about three minutes before he was consumend. A Foolish jedi medic tried to help but he too was consumed.

"Dang!!! They have Veron T disruptor pistols!!!" shouted Mayito. WTF did they get those?

Meanwhile, aboard the Doom.
Pontius: "One little two little 3 little billion Jedi credits, four little five little 6 litte billion Euro credits 7 little 8 little....9 billion little Jedi credits.. 10 little billion euro credits....
Gerakken: Bwhahahaha boss there sure is alot of money to be made in wartime isn't there?
Pontius: Sure is. Now lets go salvage some of those destroyed ships....
Gerakken: But there aren't any destroyed ships.
Pontius: There will be. Charge up our Jedi and Euro weapons. Activate cloak.
Reply #3292 Top
Pontius don forget that your daughter is still a "guest" in my ship, and she is fallling in love with Darth Kryo, so I will suggest that you use your cloacked ships against the EUROs and not us, we have the sequence code used for your claocking devices!!!! ;)
Reply #3293 Top
So in light of the year coming down to a end...anyone care to make a list of the top 5 (or maybe 10) most influential/important things that have happened within the year?

Admiral Mayito7777, soon to come to a Masoverse near you, the GCCGII will be started soon after Jan 13.......well I would discuss more of it, but I'll wait to give more info. till later ;)
Reply #3298 Top
Yet more food for threadzy... bet she can't wait till she gets to eat all the used hobbits tomorrow ;)