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G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

Cringe in fear do gooders. The G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy alienS) empire is now formed. In less than an hour we have jumped 95 other Pacifist Doo Gooder victim empires and lept into 40th out of 135 ranked.

We are an evil empire bent on controlling everything and showing all the other empires out there who's boss. US. Are you listening Euro-"Oh lets let everyone be a senator and give em a vote doo gooder democracy alliance?" We come for you.

For a limited time, (untill I decide otherwise) 5 Pure Evil games, (or just impressing me with your game evilness) submitted will get you a Senatorship. Later, being the evil empire pyramid scheme we are, it will take 10. Of course, being the evil empire we are, that gives you no benefits, no pay, but all the alien carnage you crave most.

Now we do realize that sometimes, you just have to fake being good. You sometimes just have to infiltrate that pacifist party. We understand. But we aren't a kinder gentler empire and don't let their pacifism go to your head. And just sometimes, you gotta let the Aliens live (where else would you find slaves for the heavy metal lava mines?)

In the future, we shall update each other in the empire via this thread, brag of our conquests, drink blood wine, and generally just poke fun (creatively and humorously) at those players whom we find to be too goody goodyish.

Our mottos.

G.R.O.S.S. Where being good is merely a temporary strategy.

Just win baby.

Here's your ration of skin you do gooder wimp Drengin slime. Now get back to work

EBZeroMatrix you have been made a senator.

I repeat. Cringe in fear, we come for you.





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Reply #3251 Top
45 days till EBZ starts to take back what is his.
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Shhh! Don't say things like that, you two! You shouldn't let the Altarians know how much longer they can get away with pushing us humans around before the Great Altarian Killer EBZ is back on station!
Reply #3252 Top
Shhh! Don't say things like that, you two! You shouldn't let the Altarians know how much longer they can get away with pushing us humans around before the Great Altarian Killer EBZ is back on station!
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Awww. I just slipped some Altarian Targ poison in the Kentucky Fried Drengin we sent to the Altarian High council meeeting. That should keep em busy for awhile.
Reply #3253 Top
45 days till EBZ starts to take back what is his. Cringe in fear!!!!!.
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45 days indeed...HOWEVER there's always that slight chance that I'll get my stuff early ;) so they better be prepared for my wrath >:(
Reply #3255 Top
I've been taking a vacation from the metaverse for a while and now i'm back, so who's EBZ? He sounds like your Messiah or something...Is he really that good? :notsure:
Reply #3256 Top
so who's EBZ? He sounds like your Messiah or something
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More like a fallen angel. A prophet of darkness who, in all his alien-killing glory, refined a controversial game strategy. Unfortunately, a side effect of this strategy lead to many adepts and even the master himself tripping anti-cheat devices in the game, resulting in anomolous scores. Weary of fighting with the powers at Stardock who grew distressed at fixing the results of the strategy, and with a raging civil war of sorts among some forum members, EBZ went into exile. He has promised to return to us, ready to once again make sure the Metaverse is not safe for any Altarian to openly draw breath.

There you go. All you need to know without digging up old threads.
Reply #3257 Top
I've been taking a vacation from the metaverse for a while and now i'm back, so who's EBZ? He sounds like your Messiah or something...Is he really that good?
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EBZ.....................ok, before I go off on a evil tangent here, I'll just act liek I never saw that post.

Gerakken, thanks again for coming though to help out (I honestly couldn't have answered that question in the bad, bad, mood I am in today...).

If you want to find out more NOD you can dig back through this thread to find the link to the site I had started (but never finished...). I'm sure someone here can post it up, as I am far beyond aggravated to take the time to do it now...I have many altarian bastards to slay now in a effort to safley release my stress.

And always remember to...

Have a TERRIFIC day! :)
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Reply #3260 Top
welcome back EBZ! :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT:

hello pirates - just buzzing through :)

yer old buzz
Reply #3263 Top
Thanks everyone for the welcome! And it never ceases to amaze me that the pirate boss is always as active as ever :p Yep less than 43 days, I can feel the tremors here already from the Altarians...I would also liek to note that there's also gonna be another twist added to all of this...a kind of 'suprise' for you all that seem interested in my world of pain and death...

Hope to see ya there! :) (cause I just cant be the only one to kill Altarians)
Reply #3265 Top
Dang so much for going to the Sugar bowl. 2,000 bux for any non nosebleed ticket. You can get into nosebleed in the upper corners for 500. But in the superdome, those are absolutely horrid tickets.
Reply #3266 Top
You guys are gonna have a hard time taking down thems Evil Empire dudes, but then again, the original evil is always the strongest. The main problem is that many of the older players are begging to mellow out and loose the rage that once brought this empire to it's glory. What you guys need is a good pep-rally. You know, one that will re-kindle the flame. Make Promises, Destroy Your Opponents...basically get everyone all fired up.

-Good Luck LOL
Reply #3267 Top
Why don't any of you guys who are evil, desert your sinking rat infested boat and come and join a winning Empire. :)

One that is going places and not just stagnating. ;)

There is no need for pep talks in our Empire. ;p
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Reply #3268 Top
Why don't any of you guys who are evil, desert your sinking rat infested boat and come and join a winning Empire. One that is going places and not just stagnating. There is no need for pep talks in our Empire. [Message Edited]
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LOL. I never...NEVER would ever defect from GROSS to another empire. Especially with that "sinking rat infested boat" that's enough to fire me up to shift away from my Altarian target to focus on your empire LOL!!!

No need to worry, you time is soon to come.

Have a nice day! :)
Reply #3269 Top
Why don't any of you guys who are evil, desert your sinking rat infested boat and come and join a winning Empire. One that is going places and not just stagnating. There is no need for pep talks in our Empire. [Message Edited]
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This from someone with two sns with the exact same scores!!! Why don't you bend over forward and beg for a wraparound on some other thread?

Punked. Bagged. Owned.
Reply #3270 Top
What???? Someone dared to ask who is EBZero??? This is heresy, sacrilegy, death row for this infidel!!!! Make him walk the plank!!! No , better, feed him to the sharks!!!!, no even better, buried him in the sand and let his head off for the crabs to eat him alive!!! How you dare to offend the mighty King EBZero, the Terror of the Caribbean, the Sword of Fire, the Death Warrior, the Last Son of Terror, shame and fire shall fall upon your head Nod, prepare to walk the path of darkness where you flesh will melt away slowly in agony and anguish. Tell me Oh Great EBZero what shall I do to this infidel!!!! ;)
Reply #3271 Top
The Master Jedi has still fond memories of his eralier years following the "Adventures of EBZero :The Terror of the Galaxy".
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Reply #3272 Top
The Evil Ones see us as passe. We are extinct as Threadzilla's ancestors in their opinion. Weak and old, yet we haven't crawled off to die or ended our own suffering. Hah! Weakened, maybe. Old, certainly. Old and still powerful. So unless someone has a time machine and rewrites history as easily as the Meta scoreboard, we're still their daddies. :p
Reply #3273 Top
It certainly wouldn't surprise me to find G.R.O.S.S. back in the thick of things when version 1.2 comes out. New recruits to the dread pirate ship will begin to boost the Jolly Roger back to the front.

It will be a welcome return.

:HOT:
Reply #3274 Top
Tell me Oh Great EBZero what shall I do to this infidel!!!!
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Hmmmm, be creative...at the moment, I'm starving and bored since I have already eradicated and consumed most of the Altarians here. Plus I am broke because high-speed chases cost you a lot of gas chasing Altarians. Bad weekend for me, but errrr...I'm not great or anything, just another pirate here on this ship ;) ...I see myself as a equal with the rest of my fellow pirates and those people affiliated with me. However, I do appreciate the praise since I am depressed because there's no more Altarians here...also you guys deserve to be on the spot just liek me, we all have the killer instinct inside of us, it may vary, but it's there...somewhere. To recapitulate more on that, to me, everyone in GROSS and those affiliated/allied with us are winners...just that we all make our contributions to the masoverse in our own independent and unique way :) .

The Master Jedi has still fond memories of his eralier years following the "Adventures of EBZero :The Terror of the Galaxy".
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Well now, I think I can see a story coming soon to feed Threadzilla. I can't remember the last time I ever was in one LOL .
Reply #3275 Top
Well now, I think I can see a story coming soon to feed Threadzilla. I can't remember the last time I ever was in one
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When you left.... HEHE.. I'm gonna have to start writing you back in em.