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G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

Cringe in fear do gooders. The G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy alienS) empire is now formed. In less than an hour we have jumped 95 other Pacifist Doo Gooder victim empires and lept into 40th out of 135 ranked.

We are an evil empire bent on controlling everything and showing all the other empires out there who's boss. US. Are you listening Euro-"Oh lets let everyone be a senator and give em a vote doo gooder democracy alliance?" We come for you.

For a limited time, (untill I decide otherwise) 5 Pure Evil games, (or just impressing me with your game evilness) submitted will get you a Senatorship. Later, being the evil empire pyramid scheme we are, it will take 10. Of course, being the evil empire we are, that gives you no benefits, no pay, but all the alien carnage you crave most.

Now we do realize that sometimes, you just have to fake being good. You sometimes just have to infiltrate that pacifist party. We understand. But we aren't a kinder gentler empire and don't let their pacifism go to your head. And just sometimes, you gotta let the Aliens live (where else would you find slaves for the heavy metal lava mines?)

In the future, we shall update each other in the empire via this thread, brag of our conquests, drink blood wine, and generally just poke fun (creatively and humorously) at those players whom we find to be too goody goodyish.

Our mottos.

G.R.O.S.S. Where being good is merely a temporary strategy.

Just win baby.

Here's your ration of skin you do gooder wimp Drengin slime. Now get back to work

EBZeroMatrix you have been made a senator.

I repeat. Cringe in fear, we come for you.





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Reply #1776 Top
I present this Batleth to Wayfarer as a token of our esteem. use it with pride.
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I humbly accept this gift, the fabled sword of kahless, said to give the wielder a shield of invincibilty and a rather odd walk.

Reply #1779 Top
Kit - caught the website - great stuff mate! Love the pics of the southern crew - thanks!
Reply #1780 Top
Hehe, I was thinking of a radio-active Donald Duck with purple skin, hulk muscles, and mutated warts... but I really like this picture, he's got genuine class. Nice work tracking it down!

Damn. Look at Killa Koala's eyes. That's just cold. He's just sitting there, starting at you, and calmly thinking up new ways to kill you. I was looking for a simpsons pic of the killer koalas, but didn't have any luck. Still, I suppose that's a good thing. We want his methods to be a surprise, don't we?
Reply #1786 Top
Somewhere in a secret installation, Earth

Two figures sit in a small room, lit by a single candle on the floor. They are bathed in an eerie, spectral light. One large and fierce, one small and furry, they both levitate a foot off the floor.

You have done well, wild one...I have perceived your climb up the rankings....

Yes sensei...

There is still much more to do, Wombat...

But sensei, the wizards are vanquished!

Fool of a wombat! The wizards are but a distraction...only the Jedi suspect the truth...and we are shielded from them....

Yes sensei...

After I complete your training, Wombat, you must prepare for the real enemy.

Yes, sensei?

The Altarians...the freaking Altarians...with their blue blood...their blue forehead tattoos....Alt...I...

I shall be merciless, sensei!

You will be F***ING DEAD, furbag, if you don't KILL EVERY FREAKING ALTARIAN IN THE KNOWN METAVERSE!

YES SENSEI!!!

The small furry one hit the floor running, pausing on the way out only to push the emergency bottle of Jack Daniels towards the other....

Reply #1787 Top
The small furry one hit the floor running, pausing on the way out only to push the emergency bottle of Jack Daniels towards the other....
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To quote George Thorogood, "My good friend Jack Daniels, and his buddy, Jimmy Beam...." :D

Great story! :CONGRAT:
Reply #1790 Top
Oh, I love those "wife has plans" days....

And thanks Hurls - saw you dropped another big bomb on the 'Verse - trying to teach me my place, huh... ;p
Reply #1795 Top
Arghhhh..... Worked a 90 hour week and then PUT UP A GAZEBO this weekend (Kit, it was only Cedar). The pond landscaping project is dead, because Mrs. Pax was reasonable when the estimates came back...

Just signed up for a new project and my hours are going to continue to be heavy the next couple of weeks, but I'll be on the boards now and then - and will try and get in a game or two before the expansion comes out.

Hurley - I just popped you an email.

Cheers,
Cypher
Reply #1796 Top
Ahhhh. *Kicks back drinking his gasoline slurpee

Whew, it nearly too me all day to 2nd place! :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT:

Well I'm enjoying my 5 minutes of fame till Staffa gets another game in...

The Altarians are safe.
For now...
Reply #1798 Top
And thanks Hurls - saw you dropped another big bomb on the 'Verse - trying to teach me my place, huh...
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:) :)

Don't know about that! I expect less Galciv for the next month or so as I start a new consulting contract this week. (Just have to pay for that Heathcote shiraz, slurpppp....) :D