Captain Jack Sparrow Captain Jack Sparrow

G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

Cringe in fear do gooders. The G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy alienS) empire is now formed. In less than an hour we have jumped 95 other Pacifist Doo Gooder victim empires and lept into 40th out of 135 ranked.

We are an evil empire bent on controlling everything and showing all the other empires out there who's boss. US. Are you listening Euro-"Oh lets let everyone be a senator and give em a vote doo gooder democracy alliance?" We come for you.

For a limited time, (untill I decide otherwise) 5 Pure Evil games, (or just impressing me with your game evilness) submitted will get you a Senatorship. Later, being the evil empire pyramid scheme we are, it will take 10. Of course, being the evil empire we are, that gives you no benefits, no pay, but all the alien carnage you crave most.

Now we do realize that sometimes, you just have to fake being good. You sometimes just have to infiltrate that pacifist party. We understand. But we aren't a kinder gentler empire and don't let their pacifism go to your head. And just sometimes, you gotta let the Aliens live (where else would you find slaves for the heavy metal lava mines?)

In the future, we shall update each other in the empire via this thread, brag of our conquests, drink blood wine, and generally just poke fun (creatively and humorously) at those players whom we find to be too goody goodyish.

Our mottos.

G.R.O.S.S. Where being good is merely a temporary strategy.

Just win baby.

Here's your ration of skin you do gooder wimp Drengin slime. Now get back to work

EBZeroMatrix you have been made a senator.

I repeat. Cringe in fear, we come for you.





99,639 views 3,706 replies
Reply #2008 Top
An Evil laugh echoes from docking bay 17. Striding over to the enticing howl, Kit's eyes happen upon a small, solitary koala. He steps in front of the fuzzy creature... and SLAPS him!

"Feel better?"

Killa rubs his cheek with a forlorn look. "Yes. Thanks mate."

In the eerie silence, they walk off in separate directions.
Reply #2010 Top
Killa looked up at EBZ who was holding the cutlass, forlornly.

"Why, EBZ. Has anyone told you that you look really sincere when your eyes flash with hatred?"

EBZ felt a surge of emotion go through him. Nobody had ever told him that.

"Why thank you, Killa. Now just hold still while I cut off your nose..."
Reply #2012 Top
The pirates were relieved to see no blue blood, but then noticed that there wasn't any blood at all.

"What the - it's not Killa, it's a spam-bot!"

The bot started counting "2001, 2002, 2003..."

Another Killa Koala - the real one - stepped out from the shadows.

"MUHAHAHA... my plan worked brilliantly! My spam-bot seized the day, and took the glory of 2000 faster than any human ever could! Bow down to my evil genius! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"




Reply #2018 Top
Blast your evil fur, Koala! [Sniff] I guess 2021 isn't really anything special, is it? And I reckon EBZ had waited up all night to get post 2000, too. 2021...number of eventual wombat offspring? (:(
Reply #2021 Top
2023? No, this doesn't feel special either...
End of quote


Don't worry Wild one, your stories are special!
Reply #2022 Top
The Book of GROSS, page 82: And then there was an age of insanity where unworthy post counters who were not at the right place at the right time tried to deny luck and chance its due... :p
[Message Edited]
Reply #2024 Top
Hey EBZeroMatrix,

How are you getting such high scores in a Beginner Medium game? I just joined up G.R.O.S.S. and have a few games saved that are a turn or two away from winning, ready to submit.


>>Still busy pumpin out games here, lol. Quantity over quality .

B
Reply #2025 Top
I play on small/tiny maps.

As for my strategy, it'll be out for everyone to see soon, after the beta testing is done.