The evil Empirates

aka The conspiracy

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Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top
:CONGRAT:
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Ashes of the Singularity II
Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top
for the others the Doctors will be coming for you
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No No Not so fast, sounds like a good way to name skins :LOL: 



ROFL

That was a good read :CONGRAT: 
Reply #6 from WinCustomize Forums Top

To laugh or to cry - that is the question.....

Reply #7 from WinCustomize Forums Top

To laugh or to cry - that is the question.....
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What the heck, you could do both,. sshhh I wont tell
Reply #8 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Uh... okthen  :NOTSURE: 
Reply #9 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I know I'll be stickin' with XP
Reply #10 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I always knew Starduck was into conspiracies big time!

No :SURPRISED: here.

First off it was their political filter to wheedle out undesirables from getting blogs (just ask GuyPC... if you can find him)...then technology incorporated into IkonPackager to spy on Object(to MS)Desktop users internet habits, thus eliminating the desire to do nude computing and/or visiting competitor sites like TIT Soft.com. ;p

However, what proved it to me was Starduck's ability to release Duskscapes for all Airo enabled versions of Wistla. Me thinks Starduck's CEO and its devs conspired to beat Microsux on its 'Ultimatest only' stance, and came up with technology to mesmerise/brainwash Microsux officials into allowing Deskscapes for versions other than Ultimatest. :p

Next, Starduck will develop it for eXP as well, you see. Yup, Starduck will call another developers conference with Microsux, during which, Starducks technology whizzes will use anal probes and mesmerising appliances to induce Microsux attendees to agree to Duskscapes eXP for both Home and Professional incarnations. :d

Don't believe it?? C'mon, you honestly don't see Will Bates agreeing to anything that reduces 'Ultimiatest' sales, do ya! Nope, Mister Bates would much rather consider gender reassignment if it helped maintain/boost Ultimatest sales. ;)
Reply #11 from WinCustomize Forums Top
No :SURPRISED: here.
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the Doctors will be coming for you... Now I laugh

Hysterical like (a Mad Scientist)!
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:LOL:
Reply #14 from WinCustomize Forums Top
The thing is, will Mister Will Bates keep the conspiracy in the family and leave his evil empire to his son 'Master Bates? :NOTSURE:
Reply #15 from WinCustomize Forums Top
'Master Bates?
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:LOL:
Reply #16 from WinCustomize Forums Top
 :LOL: 
his son 'Master Bates?
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this is too funny...."his son 'Master Bates"......WOW
Reply #17 from WinCustomize Forums Top
this is too funny...."his son 'Master Bates"......WOW
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Aarrgghh...trouble be, 'e baint be piratical Master Bates, but rather of a software dynasty .... meanin' 'e be no good t' boardin', lootin' n' scuttlin' wealthy traders, fer 'e's sad lackin' o' 'ardware.

Inside word 'aves it that Master Bates be a proper lil wanker n' won't 'andle 'e's father's bisniss proper like.... not like a pirate's son, who'd do 'e's dad proud. Aarrgghh!!!

Reply #18 from WinCustomize Forums Top
aye, Cap'n per'aps 'ats why Bill named 'is lad 'Master Bates. Bit fittin' a name, if ye do be askin'.....
Reply #20 from WinCustomize Forums Top
too... many.... comma.... splices...
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arrgh, cap'n...seems we gots a stow-away on yer ship! a lan' lubber 'e be, from tha sounds of it.....
Reply #21 from WinCustomize Forums Top
arrgh, cap'n...seems we gots a stow-away on yer ship! a lan' lubber 'e be, from tha sounds of it....
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A lan'lubber ye says? Aboard ship ye says? Now us can't be 'avin' that, now can us! Me finks us'll 'ave a keel'aulin' party on tha starboard side o' tha main deck at sunset... 'n let's see if us can dislodge a few barnacles from tha hull while we be at it.... AARRGGHH!!!

'N... us'll... 'ave... as... many... comma... splices... as... us... likes... orright! ;p