princess strange how many girls get called that when plainly they are

not.

Not a Princess in your life I'd imagine, otherwise you wouldn't feel that

Way

Way down upon the Swanee

River

River rafting this weekend was excellent

fun

fun comes in many

forms

Forms should fit function...unless you mean Forums, and they rarely function as

intended.

intended intentions often go astray as you

see

See how the whiners carp rather than carpe

opportunities. 

opportunities lost are sometimes a

tragedy

Tragedy strikes the starkers household as curried cabbage producers go on strike for better pay and

masks.

masks making technology has not advanced enough for them to be built with sufficient resilience to guard against such an

onslaught

Onslaught of barbarians at the gate resulted in the royal family having to change its

underwear.

underwear worn outside one's clothes looks

ridiculous

Ridiculous and outrageous are some comedians claim to

fame.

fame could be yours but would you want

it.

it has to be seen to be

believed

believed it was the truth big

mistake.

Mistake is when your in school, we are just always

learning

learning is something that never

stops.

Stops are where buses pull up to drop off and pick up passengers, aren't

they.

They be watching

you.

You and me and a dog named

Boo

Boo was a great character in To Kill a

Mockingbird

Mockingbird laughed to see so much fun and the dish ran away with the

spoon.

spoon feed him it will save mess and

time.