man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the

road.

Road to Wellville was a zany movie about the origins of Kellogs corn

flakes

Flakes on a black turtle necks shoulders means

what

[@Rick, ]

What is the difference between an

orange?

Orange you glad I didn't say

poop

poop was what I said when head gasket

blew.

Blew is exactly what my vaccum

did.

Did a shipload of blowing on my birthday last month... 57 candles

worth.

worth the effort is this

site

Site at Area 51 is full of uber fun

stuff

stuff and nonsense is often typed

here.

Here is a forum well

traveled

Traveled to this forum most days to be entertained, and most often I end up leaving tickled

pink.

Pink drinks make for bubbly

conversation

COnversation can go to weird subjects like

skinning.

Skinning one's knees can be a painful experience..... and carpet burn ain't much fun,

either.

Either or, neither nor....it's such a

bore.

Bore down as deep as you can when digging a pit for the

outhouse.

Outhouse of my dreams would have a tv,couch,internet,plants,

magazines

Magazines can often be found in doctors waiting

room.

Room that isn't very popular is the laundry

room 

"Room for more junk," said the hoarder to his 36

wives.

Wives of the whoreder should be

deprogrammed

Deprogrammed robots often go haywire and run

amok

Amok in any city, King King would leave a whole lotta

damage