Back from the Bermuda Triangle, that's where Mulder and Scully have just emerged after encountering several ghostly Atlanteans and an alien from  Alpha Centauri with a penchant for pink jelly beans dipped in rum and raisin flavoured

icecream.

icecream (i scream?) is what i really love to indulge in when watching wimbledon and hoping google

arent    

Aren't we just a little hopeful that Google isn't watching... when we all know that they want to know the ins and outs of a cat's arse and how you managed to get fully dressed before the Google Maps car could get a few snaps and post them online illicitly using your own wi-fi

connection.

Hey lou... been lurking until there was something juicy to pounce on, have you? 

'Tis great to see you back, also.

Connection to another planet can be cut off by wearing foil wrap for a

hat

Hat with the cat was used to intercept radio transmissions from Mars to SETI, who now realise there is alien life here on Earth, in the form of Brad Pitt, who only maaried Angelina Jolie for the Jon Voight DNA in her to export to Jupiter's high

Queen.

Queen of Comedy puts Lucille Ball at the top of the

list

List me somebody else, please... that woman's squawky voice drives me so insane and I totally can't stand

her  (not even for a millisecond)

Her in ya apparently hurts like

heck

[herinya,hernia]

Heck, if my wife had a voice like Lucille Ball, I'd get one of those remotes with an extra mute button, to be sure, to be

sure.

Sure to win any trivia contest ahead of her, she

languished

Languished and depleted, the losing team picked up their balls and vowed to win the match next

week

Week after week, the vanquished team sought to improve their

skills.

Skills can be found in abundance within the rugby league team I support, but still they find ways to lose... though mostly I blame the referees and their obvious lack of visits to the

optometrists.

Optometrists overcharge for glasses, better buy em online for much

cheaper.

( http://glassyeyes.blogspot.com/ , no they didn't pay me to post this )

Cheaper is as cheaper does as my momma' always used to say.

Mystery

"Mystery Solved!", claimed Dr. Watson,

prematurely.

Prematurely arriving gentlemen were turned away at the gentleman's club because nothing was readied inside and they'd come far too

soon.

Soon there will be a man on

Mars

Mars bars are a delicious candy

bar.

Bar in the seedy downtown district today proudly presents pole dancing, topless barmaids and strippers for patrons viewing pleasure open its door to customers for the very first time

today.

(why I need a letterbox flier to inform me of this I don't know, tho I will be more discerning as to where I spend my cash)

Today, is a good day for

icecream

Ice cream is my favorite on a hot day like

today.

Today is fondly remembered as

yesterday

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away, now it seems they're here to

stay. 

Stay calm but, someone saw an

alien