ALIEN is

here!!!!

Here is another sentence that will clearly make no sense, not to mention that it will be uninformative and lacking in any content whatsoever and have no possible reason to exist except to take up

space.

Space, the final frontier, where no man has gone

before

Before Federated Planets Association can contact mankind, mankind must find a way to exceed speed of

light.

Light up a joint in the mall and you're likely to get your ass arrested anfd slung in

jail.

Jail, tsc,tsc, it should and will be legal, if only for the

taxes

Taxes on joints, that'll be the day, seeing as how pollies like to light up behind closed

doors.

Doors will be closing on dinosaurs soon enough, that's when pollies our age step in, and decide to make some Big tax

bucks.

Bucks and does in the forest of tranquility decided yesterday that frivolous frolicking while naked would henceforth be prohibited due to one or two rumps being grazed by

horns.

Horns, specifically the vuvuzela, has caused quite the ruckus this soccer

season

Season all my food with a little salt, and sometimes a little black

pepper.

Pepper added liberally while making a sandwich can make you

sneeze

Sneeze to the

truth.

truth be told i am so glad the world cup is over but who

won (?)

Won-Spain did they scored the only

goal

Goal was to score a

goal.

Goal ultimately was to kick a soccer ball between two posts, but I find it exceedingly better entertainment to watch a rugby league ball being kicked between the

sticks.

Sticks to your guts like glue, pizza

does

Does anybody remember good pizza, because the pizza delivery joints around my way couldn't make a decent pizza to save their lives and serve up something that resembles simian (orangutan) spew in a box and one does not look forward to the deliver anymore... hence, I have stopped buying locally made

pizza  (if you could call it that)

piaaz love it we have two old fashion pizza places we order from

if i lived closer Starkers i would

share

Share some of my pizza and you'll wind up with a rock in your

stomach

{Me to starkers, really sad stuff... Just had to try again }

Stomach the pizza from anywhere locally here and you risk not only a rock, but a foul tasting rock in yer

gizzards.

*Thanks for the kind thoughts on the pizza, ladies. My niece tells me there's a great pizza joint in walking distance from the house, so we'll be able to mosey on down and eat-in if we feel like it.  Just a few more weeks.

Gizzards and buzzards sort of sound the

same

[how many sleeps? ]

Same sounding names got the two completely different men into trouble when their wives both ran into each other and started comparing

notes.

Dunno, I haven't been counting sleeps... but I figure 40 something.  Yeah, I know, it's too log, isn't it?

Notes were taken at The Vampire Etiquette School for the newly

assimilated

{definitely to soon to start countng}